Reports of dubs in the area, may I see your papers?

Reports of dubs in the area, may I see your papers?

FUCK YOU PIG I KNOW MY RIGHTS!

how about you mind yo god damn own business officer?

Roll

No dubs

No dubs, just klav kalash! Check'em yourself good sir

UNHAND ME

Roll

Not here, officer.

Ain't no dubs here officer

HAND OVER THE DUBS

bang

Bang bang

I've taken the dubs, I will be back tomorrow to check again see you then anons

u wut mate

I have trips, dubs are for poor people.

UGH

This isn't a stop and ID state. So forget it, officer dirtbag

why would I have Dublin? it's full of IRA troublemakers, m'sir

AHEMM

I din du nuffin!

You got me Officer

Ive been know to secrete dubs in my boi pussy.

Nice try officer, can i go now?

Am I being detained? AM I BEING DETAINED?

...

Only trips in my house

Only gay people get dubs. I'm as straight as they come.

>screamed the stable boy

BANG

Am I being detained?

I have a permit for these dubs officer

nothing here sir

No dubs here, mate. And I've only had half a can of cider so I'm under the legal limit

I'm the cleanest

nothing out of the ordinary here sir