What did you guys get your wives/gfs for Christmas?

What did you guys get your wives/gfs for Christmas?

stuffed animal and a dope ass cat gargoyle candle holder

Creamy pie

>beats headphones
>leatherman tool
>yeti thermos
>Loubuton heels

one of these

I got my wifes girlfriend herpes for christmas. Well, a cheap hooker called candy helped me source it.

The cleanest, best pleasure

>post these gifts amd dont give the wrapped bollocks excuse.
>you got her a nightdress from primark

I feel like there’s an interesting story here.

Story as old as rime.
>wife cheats
>hubby gets herpes on purpose
>you’re welcome sluts.

Woah woah woah... there’s a lot of cockney nonsense in that post. Im not entirely sure what you want

Time*

An M&P Bodyguard

To see these imaginary gifts of which you speak.

The Breville BES870XL barista express with the three year warranty.

>obviously wants to masturbate alot over the holiday season.

I got my wife a 90min massage at a very high end spa. The main message therapist is this guy Deondre that we met and went to dinner with. She says he has the best technique. Plus, from having such a good friendship with the guy he doesn't require a tip so the message is a decent price. It's basically the gift she asks for for ever occasion so it's a little boring, but she seems happy. I probably will also get her something small like a piece of jewelry.

It’s like $700 with of shit, it’s not exactly a lambo or a rari

$150 Michael Kors backpack
Some Calvin Klein Gloves / Scarf Combo
Soft Lips Chapstick
Obligator Christmas Card

She’s getting a tip, the tip of his bbc rite in the poody

Imnottakingthebait.jpg

TTTTTIIIITTTTTTTTIESS!!!!

Fuck knows. It was almost a year ago, and I can't remember what happened last week.

And yet you still can’t afford it

I dumped the crazy bitch.
don't date single moms.

did i do gud?

I really never know what to get women, interested in hearing more gifts

you did great and your girlfriend is very cute.

Ok I guess. Is the cost of this stuff reasonably proportional to your income?

Pajamas from pajamagram.com

I think they call that the “I’m gonna get cucked” starter pack.
You dun goofed user.

I got my small Asian gf this cute cat purse.

A stuffed animal and a nice white gold and diamond necklace hidden under the little faggot

I was gonna send her one of my old stuffed animals, but I broke up with her in mid november.
Then I learned that she cheated on me and then told me it was rape.
So I'm not wasting a penny on the bitch.

A sex paddle, three buttplugs, handcuffs, a collar, and an open mouth gag.

: (

500GB SSD

Nothing. Lol.

I'm broke nigga.

So she can shoot you when she finds out you've been parking her fat friend? Kek

Not having these things already. Fucking amateur hour.

I've been single for nearly a decade so I didn't have to get shit. Its cool that I saved money but it sucks that I don't get laid whenever I want. I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Post a pic of her tits.

Why?

25k a year, American. Early 20's, I have my own place, motorcycle, car, live in the city.

What would you add onto that?

Splortch ovipositor with 20 eggs.