What's the most disappointing thing you could fill a Pinata with?
What's the most disappointing thing you could fill a Pinata with?
disappointment
confetti and only confetti, no sweets in between
American candy
assorted lapel pins
Chocolate Laxative
Raisins
Bees
Dirt
cum
Sealed empty envelopes.
Thumbtacks
Nailed it
brocoli
FPBP
air
you
Trump steaks.
Signed Hillary Clinton photos
Job applications
Brussel sprouts, or eggs
Bills and junk mail
Hornets. Lots and lots of hornets.
Just get a hornet nest, carefully put it in a piñata, shake well before use, and have a blast at your party. :^)
Oranges and peanuts, oranges always will be smashed, and peanuts are hard as fuck to take from the floor
first of all you are a very mean person.
chocolate wrappings
so your joy of breaking the thing is even exaggerated by the chocolate wrapping until you find out they are ALL empty.
Poop
Literally no one said that, are you guys for real?
Mayonnaise
police citations for disturbing the peace
Dental floss and toothbrushes
...
Sand
My hopes and dreams...
This is why noone said poop
a puzzle when completed shows direction to look at the filename
Coupons to buy cardboard more like piñatas
Nails
'Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl 51 Champs' keyrings.
I am high as shit sorry
Enjoy ur high user
Mark of the beast.
Bruh fill it with blood and guts and then see what happens.
Mom's spaghetti
Onions and potatoes
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A child's hope.
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Logged
PlayStation
A KH3 release date
Mandalay Bay shooting
Last Jedi DVD's?
i would piss in a few plastic bags for a few weeks. Tie them off. Then place them in the pinata. When the little blind folded fucker, breaks the pinata. He will have my stinky piss splash all over him. Like a piss jug surprise.
And then all his little friends can gasp as he's drenched and humiliated in piss. And they will make up mean names for him, like piss boy. And yellow fever.
And he will live as an outcast for his entire young life.
and really have a fear of pinatas.
figs
fill it with shit.
and piss balloons.
someone hits it and it breaks open.
piss balloons fall and break
shit splatters everywhere.
if it doesn't get on anyone
it will still smell like death itself.
Wow... Because of you I find the log guy funny know... Shit, you deflowered me user WTF...
Kek
me
Fill it with expanding foam. The pinata will probably never break open, thus disappointing all involved.
Best choices itt
Maybe if you fill it with inert foam mixture and put the activator in a balloon so when hit it spews shitloads of foam
White privilege
Books.
Unwanted fetuses
Pictures of puppies and kittens with adoption forms for each one. The kids will think they're going to get a cute animal, but mom and dad will have to say no. Disappointment galore.
Condiment packets.
Off brand Lego
Me as a baby
Dead orphan legs and just the legs
The childs dead parents
My penis
Pieces of Trump's border wall.
cum
jizz napkins
just more cum
Atheists
nerve gas
Candy Wrappers
Puzzles. Each kid will get a puzzle in a box.
Except you take out a piece or two out from each box before loading the pinata.
Fortune cookies. Each fortune is "The Game"
Candy that looks delicious but tastes like Switch cartridges
Raw pasta
Vegan "treats"
phosgene gas.
Condoms. Who the fuck wants condoms? Cunts.
Adult responsibilities
Or...
Candy so supernaturally delicious that the kids who eat it will never taste anything as good for as long as they live.
spores
Top ramen flavor packets or beef bouillon cubes