What's the most disappointing thing you could fill a Pinata with?

What's the most disappointing thing you could fill a Pinata with?

disappointment

confetti and only confetti, no sweets in between

American candy

assorted lapel pins

Chocolate Laxative

Raisins

Bees

Dirt

cum

Sealed empty envelopes.

Thumbtacks

Nailed it

brocoli

FPBP

air

you

Trump steaks.

Signed Hillary Clinton photos

Job applications

Brussel sprouts, or eggs

Bills and junk mail

Hornets. Lots and lots of hornets.
Just get a hornet nest, carefully put it in a piñata, shake well before use, and have a blast at your party. :^)

Oranges and peanuts, oranges always will be smashed, and peanuts are hard as fuck to take from the floor

first of all you are a very mean person.

chocolate wrappings
so your joy of breaking the thing is even exaggerated by the chocolate wrapping until you find out they are ALL empty.

Poop
Literally no one said that, are you guys for real?

Mayonnaise

police citations for disturbing the peace

Dental floss and toothbrushes

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Sand

My hopes and dreams...

This is why noone said poop

a puzzle when completed shows direction to look at the filename

Coupons to buy cardboard more like piñatas

Nails

'Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl 51 Champs' keyrings.

I am high as shit sorry

Enjoy ur high user

Mark of the beast.

Bruh fill it with blood and guts and then see what happens.

Mom's spaghetti

Onions and potatoes

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A child's hope.

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PlayStation

A KH3 release date

Mandalay Bay shooting

Last Jedi DVD's?

i would piss in a few plastic bags for a few weeks. Tie them off. Then place them in the pinata. When the little blind folded fucker, breaks the pinata. He will have my stinky piss splash all over him. Like a piss jug surprise.

And then all his little friends can gasp as he's drenched and humiliated in piss. And they will make up mean names for him, like piss boy. And yellow fever.
And he will live as an outcast for his entire young life.
and really have a fear of pinatas.

figs

fill it with shit.
and piss balloons.
someone hits it and it breaks open.
piss balloons fall and break
shit splatters everywhere.
if it doesn't get on anyone
it will still smell like death itself.

Wow... Because of you I find the log guy funny know... Shit, you deflowered me user WTF...

Kek

me

Fill it with expanding foam. The pinata will probably never break open, thus disappointing all involved.

Best choices itt

Maybe if you fill it with inert foam mixture and put the activator in a balloon so when hit it spews shitloads of foam

White privilege

Books.

Unwanted fetuses

Pictures of puppies and kittens with adoption forms for each one. The kids will think they're going to get a cute animal, but mom and dad will have to say no. Disappointment galore.

Condiment packets.

Off brand Lego

Me as a baby

Dead orphan legs and just the legs

The childs dead parents

My penis

Pieces of Trump's border wall.

cum
jizz napkins
just more cum

Atheists

nerve gas

Candy Wrappers

Puzzles. Each kid will get a puzzle in a box.
Except you take out a piece or two out from each box before loading the pinata.

Fortune cookies. Each fortune is "The Game"

Candy that looks delicious but tastes like Switch cartridges

Raw pasta

Vegan "treats"

phosgene gas.

Condoms. Who the fuck wants condoms? Cunts.

Adult responsibilities

Or...
Candy so supernaturally delicious that the kids who eat it will never taste anything as good for as long as they live.

spores

Top ramen flavor packets or beef bouillon cubes