Real Madrid vs Barcelona Official Pre-Match Thread

El Clasico is upon us, friends.
Only 12.75h more to go.


Share your predictions, hopes, and fears.

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First for the rat king.

will memessi finally score again in el clasico?

Madrid 3-0 Barcelona

>Ronaldo
>Ramos
>Asensio
Will score

There will be 5 goals

Does Barcelona have any chance of winning lads

I hope Madrid destroys the cancer that is farca once and for all

2:2 desu schmesu

the last one is just pure kino

>cancer vs aids
no thank you

>Pepe out
>Ramos in charge of defending
>Marcelo in charge of defending
>Pique in charge of defendig
>Alba in charge of defending
>Mascherano in charge of not choking
>Lel stegen
Both players have but one good defending player (Casemiro/Umtiti), this is truly going to be a goalfest.

Real has the better midfield though, so they'll probably win 4-3

are you talking about your face? lmao

stop being rude

>good defending
>Umtiti
Kek.Anyways Nacho and Carvajal are GOAT defenders

dubs confirm

Hoping for morata to play over Benzema lads

Do not watch this game. You'll feel better if you avoid it. Watching it will just destroy your faith in mankind and make you feel dirty.
I haven't watched a clásico since 2011 and can't recommend it enough. Go fly a kite or something instead.

t. Fan of some irrelevant team

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Barca win somehow

I want Messi to win EL PLASTICO just for the shitstorm, sorry tsuuuuu-Sup Forums

twitter.com/LaLiga/status/855683566172348416

>La Liga twatter reeing over piracy

"When piracy occurs, El Clasico vanishes, too."

laughing SO HARD at island niggers

Are you going to post a squwaka comparison with other established CBs next?

cant see this as anything but a Real win surely

z-zidane will surely get exposed this time

Ramos' headers in the last minute will save him again.

Who do you think will dive more? Nerman/Ratking or Tsuuu?

Nerman is banned lid

Shiiiit. I really wanted to see that little chimpanzee play.

Pretty easy home win

they are both scummy clubs

but I guess I want RM to win

Barca will probably take it though

t. catalan

Call me cancer all you want, but I will be supporting FC barcelona tomorrow, yeah yeah american going for one of the most hated teams, I dont give a fuck. I hope to all that is good in the world that FC barcelona defeats the only cancer worse than mine, real madrid.

I hope so too, but they won't

This Barca teams had failed in every big game

>hes been a madrid fan since day one

based

fpbp

>it's a loyal customer ends up working for the company episode

I'm so excited lads, unless I'm wrong this is the most important Classico since the 2012 tie at the Camp Nou where Real won 2-1 to clinch the league

If Madrid wins this they only need a maximum of 10 points from their last 18 available....if they lose they'll probably bottle the league, again.

Prediction, 3-1 to Real Madrid, assuming Ramos doesn't get sent off within the first half

All it takes is one Dribble from Messi where Ramos gets the red mist and lunges in and it could be bye bye la liga 2017

>tfw it's been 4 long years since your team last won la liga and you've had to watch Barca win it with ease year after year since 2008

are you retarded? they played a CL semifinal

wew I thought you were the loyal NZ barca customer for a second

>2 games within a week to determine the tie vs 1 game to determine the season

Na cunt, this particular league game is more important than a cup knockout game (two actually) that isn't a final

Plus, when you've already won a load of European cups like Real Madrid the League is actually more prestigious in my eyes

Nearly anyone can win a cup competition when the stars align(Greece, Porto, Chelsea, Liverpool etc) , but it's impossible to fluke the league

Hence, it's fucking embarrassing that Real have only won it 3 times in the last 10-11 years

>Neymar will miss El Clásico for the first time since he joined Bacelona
>Karim Benzema has scored five goals in his last five El Clásico games at Santiago Bernabéú in La Liga.
>In the last 12 Liga Clásicos, only one side has kept a clean sheet – Barcelona in their 4-0 victory at the Bernabéu in November 2015
>Messi has netted 14 times in 20 Liga games against Madrid, but he has not registered in the last five since getting a hat-trick in a 4-3 Bernabéu success in March 2014
>Ronaldo has notched eight goals in 14 Liga meetings with Barcelona, including four in the last six

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>Neymar's red card ban was extended so he misses Clasico

who could be behind this?

The call that saved Real Madrid

>tfw made this pic

It's Neymar's own fault. Why does he have to disrespect the ref like that? You're getting ipayed millions to represent your club, show some class.

marca.com/2014/02/05/futbol/equipos/real_madrid/1391599862.html

It's the standard in La Liga. CR got it as well.

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f this lads anyone got a stream for Aston Villa vs. Birmingham

having ur team in champions league is suffering

>red card ban was extended
It has been a 3 game sanction
>Alfonso
Can you just kill yourself?

>was extended

no it wasn't

Oi, fuckface

Didn't hear back from you after

That's not me, dumbass. 45 million Argentinians

But only 5 have internet access

infobae.com/2012/01/03/625030-el-75-la-poblacion-argentina-tiene-acceso-internet/

It was 75% in 2012
Now it's probably 90%

>google pictures of footballers' houses
>cancel subscription

>Headed attempts
>Not very strong

??? - ahh, whoscored is an american site, right?

it's based on statistics

just because he scores lots of headers, it doesn't mean he doesn't miss a lot of them too

Yeah, but they only polled the White Argentinians

So 5 or so

Who Sup Forums here

Awooooooo!!

that's like saying he's a bad finisher because he misses a lot of shots.

he's incredibly good at heading. in fact i cant mention a striker from the 10 best teams in the world that are better than him. the one he scored against bayern last time out is a testament to that.

Real has like 30 ligas u retard

Barcelona come in such a bad form I do be surprised if they got a draw out of this.

We're all Sup Forums here.

how old are you and honestly what do you enjoy about cartoons of little girls? not trying to demean you but it's baffling to me

I'm not twelve

13/1 on Real, City and Ajax winning

Should I, lads?

>Sup Forums

you don't need form if you go like a victim and get the refs on your side.

Kek that evidence of every halal fan being trisomic

Been busy helping my sister in Granada until now, baby. Missed me?

how old are you and honestly what's not to enjoy about cartoons of cute little girls doing cute little girl's things? not trying to demean you but it's baffling to me.

no need to dodge the question and go defensive, i am honestly curious

>it's a Lucas Vazquez ahead of James and Morata episode

stream? or channel? it's not on bein sports

34, is a form of escapism as good as any other.

Another match, another easy victory for Halal.

James has no desire to play for Halal and Zidane (pbuh) anymore

It will be probably Asensio or Isco instead of Bayol

>GOATsensio scores a hat trick
>Florentino sales Bale to United for 200M £
>GOATsensio starts the third generation of the galacticos with Dybala
It is set on stone alredy.

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>Refball Madrid vs. Refballona

Someone have online stream where I can watch it live?

Sup Forums here :3

ditto. i'm gonna need a reliable one, i dont wanna lose one bit of missi's destruction.

Madrid 5-4 Barcelona

we all Sup Forums here

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>nacho
>GOAT
terrible post

>show some class

epic Sup Forums meme, kiddo

Sup Forums - i'm a lifelong, i've been supporting Real Madrid since the summer!

What part of Madrid are you from? I'm from Atlético

>I don't rate Nacho he doesn't sell shirts

will just get home from gym at time, cook something and eat it while watching el clasico
gf comes home from work just after it ends so no explanations of corners and offsides today
c o m f y

should be a pretty easy home win

barca are all over the place

>First for cheeky 0-0 with one red card a piece

first for feed me a working sptv2 stream

>Acestream
>Stop being poor
>Café central

Not that hard