Asshole thread

Asshole thread

>tfw planning on eating my wifes ass for hours tonight

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Drumpf

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this OC of your wifes ass?

Nice. There’s nothing better.

agreed

no, some other dudes wife. Pic is my wife

The ol balloon knot. The ol rubber Cheerio.

MORE!

this is the only other pic I have of her

>I think pics with Gstrings where you can just see the wrinkles of the asshole are so hot

show her right now whatever she is doing

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shes still at work, last day she has to work before Christmas break

>teacher

tell her to take a picture of her shaved ass right now under the table or on the toilet

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yeah user heat her up for the evening and request some pussy

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my gf's holes

mmm, more ?

Good girl

Ill ask, but I doubt itll happen, shes getting plans ready for the week she gets back.

>tfw she still wont let me fuck her ass because she says it hurts too bad

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>tfw you lick from cunt to asshole

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it's all a matter of your message. a little smooth talk and a dickpic will do it.
show convo?

who are the cunts and who is the asshol?

get out lib

write her you are currently jerking off and prefer an ass pic of her over some porn

i wish my wife was more into butt stuff. i only ate her ass once when she was almost passed out drunk. that was five years ago. i just want to eat female ass, why so difficult?

Cuckservative

any progress? you got a hot wife

Why wont she let you? I get the women that dont want to be fucked because of the pain, but holy hell getting your ass ate couldent be painful in anyway.

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should have claimed dominion over her ass pre-marriage you fucking noob

she thinks its gross and doesn't like me to even look at her asshole

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Lmao shes probably saving that ass virginity for Tyrone

Fukkkk! For goddsake FEED HER!

not when colon issues are involved retard. she'll probably have to have it removed in the next three years. i'm not even sure what will be left after that.

what is she wearing today? skirt or pants?

if it's getting removed, fuck that colon raw and bloody you tard muffin, it's your last chance.

., relaxation is important to develop a calm relieved anus , and then further sexual enjoyment at the genital region can be evolved , stay safe ,.

so you better hurry and just stick it in.
you can't wreck a car that is allready on the yard

>Lmao shes probably saving that ass virginity for Tyrone
My wife won't let me buttfuck her and says that a girl has to save something for her lovers, and that allowing me to do that to her would be far too dominant a thing to do allow me as a submissive to do...so 'Tyrone' (or whoever) probably do get a shot at that ass.

Doesn't take it in the ass and you marry her?? You idiot.

You're gonna let a Tyrone do that? Just 'gibs me dat ass' and you lose your partner's ass virginity to some welfare ape? Accepting that is the moment you know you're a sad beta cuck

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Beautiful

im sorry but thats horrible.

>Doesn't take it in the ass and you marry her?? You idiot.
She does take it in the ass. Just not from me.

she wore leggins today, "christmas leggins day"

told me to be patient shell be home soon enough.

>You're gonna let a Tyrone do that? Just 'gibs me dat ass' and you lose your partner's ass virginity to some welfare ape? Accepting that is the moment you know you're a sad beta cuck
Well, maybe. It's all he pussy I can handle when she let's me have it.

Fucking cuck, your feelings don't matter if youre a beta cuck. Stop bitching and get what you want. Be a fucking man, that's what having a dick and balls is all about.

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Oh fuck! That's NICE! I was like sniffing and licking the screen! Sweet ass! I bet it smells and tastes dee-vine.

If you're so into asshole and you fantasize about it, you'll probably find yourself one day paying for it behind her back. Trust me, if your dick wants something pretty bad, it'll take control of your head and make you do shit you may regret.

I love Greek girls

>Fucking cuck, your feelings don't matter if youre a beta cuck. Stop bitching and get what you want.
I am her beta and her cuck and I am proud to be because she is so awesome. I am not bitching and would never do so because she is the boss.

Samefag

You're such a fucking loser

Christ, you're a faggot. Off yourself so you don't create children who have to tolerate having such a faggot of a father.

How are you supposed to eat ass? Do you stick your tongue inside and wiggle it around? I want to try it, but I'm scared of tasting poo

>If you're so into asshole and you fantasize about it, you'll probably find yourself one day paying for it behind her back
I only pay her for sex. In the spirit of quid pro quo she will bring home hottie 'treats' for me on occasion. Keeps her in total control. It's all good.

>How are you supposed to eat ass? Do you stick your tongue inside and wiggle it around? I want to try it, but I'm scared of tasting poo
If you taste something slightly bitter, yup..that's poo...

No. Just enjoy the rim and taint regions. Put the pad of your thumb on the hole and put pressure. Just a little pressure though. Not enough to break the seal.

ex

sometimes my wifes asshole has a sweet taste, other times its like licking the back of your hand. Never had anything close to bitter

>Christ, you're a faggot. Off yourself so you don't create children who have to tolerate having such a faggot of a father.
Already have kids.

Gf

Looks like it needs some lotion.

This thread rules.

Okay thanks bro. ill try it soon

OP, I know her name is Rachel, and I busted a nut in her last week.

Eaten lots of girl poo holez. I'm addicted to smell taste and kink of it.

Well, the cuck made cucklets. They'll never know what its like to have a father when they're raised by two bitches

but she loved it

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with an asshole like that I knoe shes into anal

Never done it before

FUCKING DO IT

> (You)
>You're such a fucking loser
It's a win-win situation. But your faggy prejudice prevents you from admitting all women are in control of sex. It's just a matter of degree. Some states have laws that make it an offense to fondle your wife's intimate areas without her express permission. At the rate that this sexual harassment stuff is going soon all the USA will have such laws. It is too long in coming. car park mandiri

My gf. Tight as fuck. Her asshole almost rips foreskin from my cock when I duck her.

Thats really surprising, looks like its blowed out tbh, I still love the look.

>duck her all night long

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>sometimes my wifes asshole has a sweet taste...
If she is into sweets, the sweet taste might also be poo. A truly clean bud does taste like the back of your hand.

>Asshole thread
Right here.

More like rinse and wipe

So funny and original.

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We try but she says it hurts to Much...

>Well, the cuck made cucklets. They'll never know what its like to have a father when they're raised by two bitches
They are both adults.

She very rarely eats sweets, shes a bit of a health fanatic. Some user once said it could be the soap/shampoo she uses

Ah I feel your pain, my wifes the same way. I cant help but wonder if it really hurts that bad, or if they are just pussies.

Let's say: make her duck walk after

They Are just whining haha. Can i see yours?

This looks like the three boobs girl 2 assholes from Total Recall

she is posted here

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