Share something interesting about the last person your dick was inside of

share something interesting about the last person your dick was inside of.

She's nice and fat.

his was bigger

aunt had a pet panther
she thought it was a stray cat but kept growing

She's a diehard SSB Melee fan. Insane neutral game.

How does someone find a stray fucking panther kitten?

She's married. And not to me

by living in napal

ugly face but hottest body, she was 20 and forced me to stare in her eyes the whole time

my hand is bigger than Trump's

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shes nearly blind on one eye

did you punch her in the eye?

Nope but when im on her "blind side" she nearly cant see me.

I only putted a huge ton of oil on/in her

She's a Dr, fear of flying , only had 2 dicks

She is an award-winning artistic photographer with three nipples

Was black

She's your mum

she liked getting choked, slapped and her nips bitten

She was an Italian prostitute.

Psych major, allergic to peanuts

She's kinda cute but kinda ugly and i cheat on her.

Knows how to work metal and helps me with my LARP costumes

She's had a few flings with her sister

105 lb. mother of three.

She was a lesbian and never had a dick inside of her before. Shit was cash.

how'd you sell her on dick ?

She is 18 years my senior

Her exact words:

"I enjoyed having you inside of me, but I still can't get past it being an actual dick."

She still loves pussy but said she might let me fuck her again in the future. So not all was lost.

Shes from Taiwan supposedly

She is 13 years older than me, addicted to adderall and never sleeps, and moans and groans like a virgin even though shes 38

So, a "lesbian."

Florida?

It's my gay friend.

i learned fake asses feel shitty during sex
natural > fake/injections/implants

i noticed it felt funny during sex, kind of uncomfortable and i wasn't into it (she looked amazing when i met her, big booty, small waist, big titties). she stood up after sex, and looking at herself in the mirror said i need to go back for some injections, it's looking saggy.
which is when i had an oooooooooh moment but i didn't want to say anything. she complain that she thought i was going to be better at sex and the entire time i was thinking she was the one who was boring af, and wasn't helpful with the positions we tried at all. so now i have a feeling that girls that vain probably all suck at sex. it was my first time with a girl that looked like that and it was just disappointing. she blamed it on me but i've had past sex partners that say i'm a lot of fun in bed, so i think it was all her.

Texas?

4.0 GPA after 4 years in Chemical Engineering, my future wife :)

she was a native American would could speak to the dead

she had aids.

lol she knows she has an ugly face

I can't really tell you anything you don't already know about your mom OP

She left her girlfriend for me

Indeed.

how was your aunts pussy?

It was my x from almost 15 years ago, we have been very close friends even though we both got married. Recently found we are probably the love of each other's lives... we met in a hotel and fucked like animals.. pretty sure we are going to have a life long affair.

Lol. You just fucked up pal.

She was/is a lesbian and loved it when I fucked her and spanked her with a knife. 6/10 face 8/10 body.

>she had a boyfriend when I started fucking her
>she let me have a threesome with her new roommate
>she’s an ex junkie
>she’s an ex stripper

She's younger than me.

I love her.

my ex daddy issues total slut liked chokers secretly enjoyed causing guys emotional pain she told me this because she was my best friends crush and she liked the idea off cucking him

fag

Man, have you fucked up. Didn't your dad tell you to never stick your dick in Crazy?

>ex junkie

No such thing, she's just between relapses.

she is 10......
out of 10

Cheap hooker, lots of fun

Lol I'm on the same situation except for the knife

She plays viola and she's breddy gud at it too. She plays pieces from composers I've never heard of.

Tell me about it

checked luckyfag, 2 including you?

she's a nurse now

NY

Your little fantasy is going to ruin your life. Don’t fuck her again user.

I don’t plan on marrying her and if she got pregnant already said she’d abort. And if she didn’t. I’d abort her.

I was the third person that day, and not the last.

dillon?

Risk the STDs and trust a junkie's word on abortion or commit double homicide. Yeah, that's a string of good decisions.

Don’t lie.

>hate my one friend’s friend
>huge aggressive loud douchebag
>has hot girlfriend that I’ve been sorta friends with for years
>her and I get drunk with couple of our friends last Saturday
>she’s drunk and decides to come to my house to sober up
>(I live right by the bar)
>couple other friends come too
>been flirting all night
>take her into my room and start hooking up
>she’s cool and hot but mainly just wanna throw it in douchebags face
>girlfriend of other friend calls douchebag bf to let him know what’s happening
>in middle of fucking door kicks in
>oh shit
>take a couple hits before I gain up hand
>eventually whooping his ass
>friends all there now
>I’m naked on top of bloody douchebag who’s crying
>his girlfriend is crying too
>don’t know what to do
>do helicopter with dicks
>friends all call me asshole and leave
>pretty sure everyone hates me
>actually feels pretty good

>she begged me to stop

She got pregnant at 16 and dropped out of high school, late into her pregnancy she had a miscarriage.

She is an immigrant to my country

Well, now you have something in commen

she got married the next day

my cuzin, look a like tay-tay

Hahahahaha

She was extremely sexually inexperienced, religious and from India, oh and DD tits. Took 3 months of grooming to get the pussy.

She was Japanese and would say "(user)-san! (user)-san!" over and over while I fucked her. She also claimed not to have any interest in anal but would moan extra loud and suck my dick harder and faster when I thumbed her asshole.

I will do my best

They had HIV. Found that fact out later from my doctor.

And then everyone clapped

She is presently in a psychiatric ward

She is the worst alcoholic I have ever met.

She's 9 years younger than me. I'm 30 and she's in a sorority

Where is this slut at I want in lol

apparently she has herpes

She was my high school crush, due to her fat ass and weird nature.

Your mother's asshole was fairly tight.

He has two cats and a chihuahua. Likes anime and alcohol.

She's married to someone else, and 11 years older than me.

She is presently in a psychiatric ward

>>she had a boyfriend when I started fucking her
>>she let me have a threesome with her new roommate
>>she’s an ex junkie
>>she’s an ex stripper

>You're gonna have a quickly dwindling bank account.

>something interesting
I don't remember her name and I'm not totally sure I got it. We were both drunk in a bedroom closet at a house party off campus right before finals. I got head and fingered her pussy. Her pussy smelled 8/10 so pretty good.

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She's into graphic designe and kinda obsessed with Berlin ( i hate that city tbh)

She works in a mental hospital and she's crazier than any of the patients.

Weird body

Private Catholic Elementary School librarian

Cried like a bitch in my arm while another chick was sucking my dick. Worst mff ever.

hot polish girl, turned out to be a stripper and was hiding it so i wouldn't drop her. I dropped her ass and burned that bridge.

Chubby, beautiful eyes, big tits, good af in blowjobs, psychologist.

i was in relationship with catechist daughter, she was batshit crazy, but was awesome in bed tho. I can see the connection here user