>0 rings
>0 cups
>0 bitches
/hoc/ th0rnt0n edition
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Can someone make this pic /hoc/ related? Thanks.
I hope Corey Perry dies then gets ass cancer.
>coilers
>rags
Why do the bad guys always win?
Good post
>Golden Kucks
F
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Reminder that preds/blues is the official /hoc/ series
>2 of the top3 in the 2017 draft are going to be finns
>both are surefire busts
pic related
Eff
Joe Thornton is the worst "leader" in the history of professional hockey.
A list of teams Thornton has choked against
1998 Washington Capitals
1999 Buffalo Sabres
2000 MISSED
2001 MISSED
2002 Montreal Canadiens
2003 New Jersey Devils
2004 Montreal Canadiens (0 points in 7 games)
2005 Lockout
2006 Edmonton Oilers
2007 Detroit Red Wings
2008 Dallas Stars
2009 Anaheim Ducks
2010 Chicago Blackhawks (SWEPT!)
2011 Vancouver Canucks
2012 St. Louis Blues
2013 Los Angeles Kings
2014 Los Angeles Kings (It was 3-0!)
2015 MISSED
2016 Pittsburgh Penguins
2017 Edmonton Oilers
Pavelski has been the Sharks leader now
Eberle top player.
>mfw Shorks are 0-2 vs the Oilers
Unironically good post
>knick knacks
le tips puck man should not be a captain. Dude is so slow
Leave my Joey alone
tfw shit bracket
worst bracket I've ever seen
I hope you didn't bet on it
does anyone have the updated bracket?
>shorks
Not as shit as mine
Only thing I've ever bet on was Trump winning, made a nice $60
lmao, do you still get credit for right number of games if you pick the wrong team?
>betting with your heart
>don't even pick your team to win the final
whoopee
That'll get you a nice botttle of rum, 8 pack of beer, and a diet pepsi
Fucking KEK
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That's gotta be Markus Näslund
LMAO
What's next for his career?
retirement
suicide
Pathetic one year contracts with teams he hopes can carry him to a cup
I was going to compare him to Sergio and the PGA, but even Sergio has won.
>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM
FUCK you beat me to it
>feeling bad for a millionaire who grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth.
Come on guys.
a reminder that joe won gold in 2010, being one of the best 20 players in the world to make team canada
>not picking bloose
wut
Congrats on being carried by Toews and Crosby
he's from london
I knew a guy who grew up with his dad
they were pretty average
A lot of dipshits didn't see how badly MIN ended the season and picked them because muh standings
i gotta be honest, i think the dude will be alright. he's gotta be worth almost 9 figures, i'm talking a cool 100 mil, the type of money us guys can only dream about and have wet dreams about having 1/100'th of
i think the dude will be just fine if he never gets to pick up the ole lord's chalice
How can a man not love torts
Remind that this fatass has more cups than Ovi, Thornton, Gartner, Oates, Dionne, Iginla, Stastny and Housley combined
Why did you post players that are worse than kessel? Obv he will win more than those scrubs
Preds/Oilers v Rags/Caps is official /hoc/ semifinals
preds/rags is the ultimate /hoc/ series
I think Blues/Caps
>wild
>flames
these were literally the easiest fucking calls to ever make
preds will win the cup
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>preds/rags is the ultimate /hoc/ series
Oilers/>rags would get the most shitposting
>2017
>not packing your stadium full of fans to watch an away game on a jumbotron
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t. leaf
Good.
>tfw no idaho teams
reee lads i can't even leech a team off of washington
Be a Calgary, Hongouver or Edmonton fan
so much terrible advice in just one post
WE WUZ FROGZ 'N SHIT
What do you think PK Subban is doing right now?
Or Colorado, I dunno
the Canadiens are out???
hewwwwwly shit
this post is reddit
>Oilers make it to the second round
does anyone remember last year and the year before that?
ok ok i was being harsh, Flames aren't all bad... if they get rid of Elliot
Pretty neat.
McDavid's tally this series:
>FirstA:
>SecondA: 2
>Goal: 1
>Empty net goal: 1
jacking off, like the rest of us
I still can't believe it.
Too bad Flames got BTFO.
was really hoping for a battle of AB
this reply is Sup Forums
FUCK OFF CANADA
>Sup Forums still exists
how did I completely forget this?
>how did I completely forget this?
your sub-conscious did you a favor
>Shorks
I stopped going there once they started posting penises and assholes every 2 threads
/hoc/ hates the Shorks, though
Did you see the Sharks fan try to simulate the experience with popcorn?
/hoc/ hates the Oilers more
the Canadian cries out as he strikes you
>Did you see the Sharks fan try to simulate the experience with popcorn?
he's lucky Patrick Maroon didn't pull a gun on him. Doesn't he know Maroon is from Saint Louis?
I keep doing these drills and it makes me hungry for pretzels
Also I only buy used skates fuckin fight me
>Oshie and Shattenkirk going up against their old team
Would be interesting
REMINDER THAT THE PREDS ARE /OUR/ GUYS
this desu senpai
I seek to be a fan of an NHL team.
I'm looking for a team that
nobody care
That almost has no fans
Be pathetic
That is a loser.
That I have no future
Who has never wins the NBA Finals.
That when they play at home, there are more fans of the opposing team
That is a shame for your city, or state
Which is in a city, where soccer and MLS are much more popular and beloved, than basketball and the NBA
And that nobody cares if that team disappears or is moved to another place.
I want to root for the preds, but the anime posters makes it kind of hard to do tbf
avs
coyts
flames
St Paul?
All the canadian teams besides Oilers and Maple Leafs
Devils
flames have a following bruh
Yotes are your team my friendo
>all the current Vezina nominees have ZERO (0) rings
What happened? I thought in the current era we would have more consistently great goalies, but they don't even come close to all the greats from mid 90s to early 00s
Will we ever see true GOAT like Roy, Brodeur, Hašek or Belfour again?
Goalies are all the same now while back in the 80s/90s the difference between a great goalie and bad goalie was huge.
Fuck. Dump pavelski and hertl for some picks, give couture the C. HIRE SOME ACTUAL DEFENSEMEN AND PUT BURNS BACK ON OFFENSE.
Wonder why the crabs lost. Big fuckin' mystery
So if the
>rags
go on to win the Stan Lee Bowl, will /hoc/ go full on supernova?