>0 rings
>0 cups
>0 bitches
/hoc/ th0rnt0n edition
Jack Rogers
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Benjamin Flores
anime
Robert Gonzalez
Can someone make this pic /hoc/ related? Thanks.
Evan Thomas
I hope Corey Perry dies then gets ass cancer.
Jacob Butler
>coilers
>rags
Why do the bad guys always win?
Good post
Juan Davis
>Golden Kucks
Jordan Thomas
F
Henry Williams
...
Sebastian Fisher
Reminder that preds/blues is the official /hoc/ series
Jacob Butler
>2 of the top3 in the 2017 draft are going to be finns
>both are surefire busts
Chase Johnson
pic related
Samuel Allen
Eff
Xavier Russell
Joe Thornton is the worst "leader" in the history of professional hockey.
Nicholas Torres
A list of teams Thornton has choked against
1998 Washington Capitals
1999 Buffalo Sabres
2000 MISSED
2001 MISSED
2002 Montreal Canadiens
2003 New Jersey Devils
2004 Montreal Canadiens (0 points in 7 games)
2005 Lockout
2006 Edmonton Oilers
2007 Detroit Red Wings
2008 Dallas Stars
2009 Anaheim Ducks
2010 Chicago Blackhawks (SWEPT!)
2011 Vancouver Canucks
2012 St. Louis Blues
2013 Los Angeles Kings
2014 Los Angeles Kings (It was 3-0!)
2015 MISSED
2016 Pittsburgh Penguins
2017 Edmonton Oilers
Jason Garcia
Pavelski has been the Sharks leader now
Kayden Hernandez
Eberle top player.
>mfw Shorks are 0-2 vs the Oilers
Brody Thomas
Unironically good post
Adrian Fisher
>knick knacks
le tips puck man should not be a captain. Dude is so slow
Leo Price
Leave my Joey alone
Camden Campbell
tfw shit bracket
Hudson Howard
worst bracket I've ever seen
I hope you didn't bet on it
Ayden Harris
does anyone have the updated bracket?
Levi Russell
>shorks
Tyler Green
Not as shit as mine
Grayson Baker
Only thing I've ever bet on was Trump winning, made a nice $60
Leo Clark
lmao, do you still get credit for right number of games if you pick the wrong team?
Cameron Johnson
>betting with your heart
>don't even pick your team to win the final
Cooper Jenkins
whoopee
That'll get you a nice botttle of rum, 8 pack of beer, and a diet pepsi
Fucking KEK
Logan Myers
...
Tyler Richardson
That's gotta be Markus Näslund
Samuel Johnson
LMAO
Isaac Smith
What's next for his career?
Gavin Baker
retirement
Ryan Kelly
suicide
John Lewis
Pathetic one year contracts with teams he hopes can carry him to a cup
Brody Roberts
I was going to compare him to Sergio and the PGA, but even Sergio has won.
Sebastian Gonzalez
>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM>NAMETHATTEAM
Jace Phillips
FUCK you beat me to it
Kayden Foster
>feeling bad for a millionaire who grew up with a silver spoon in his mouth.
Come on guys.
Jackson Collins
a reminder that joe won gold in 2010, being one of the best 20 players in the world to make team canada
Jaxon Thomas
>not picking bloose
wut
Owen Sanders
Congrats on being carried by Toews and Crosby
Michael Phillips
he's from london
I knew a guy who grew up with his dad
they were pretty average
Lucas Jackson
A lot of dipshits didn't see how badly MIN ended the season and picked them because muh standings
Charles Johnson
Dominic Brooks
i gotta be honest, i think the dude will be alright. he's gotta be worth almost 9 figures, i'm talking a cool 100 mil, the type of money us guys can only dream about and have wet dreams about having 1/100'th of
i think the dude will be just fine if he never gets to pick up the ole lord's chalice
Jeremiah Ross
How can a man not love torts
Daniel Taylor
Remind that this fatass has more cups than Ovi, Thornton, Gartner, Oates, Dionne, Iginla, Stastny and Housley combined
Ethan Morgan
Why did you post players that are worse than kessel? Obv he will win more than those scrubs
Ethan Robinson
Preds/Oilers v Rags/Caps is official /hoc/ semifinals
preds/rags is the ultimate /hoc/ series
Joseph Reyes
I think Blues/Caps
Jaxon Adams
>wild
>flames
these were literally the easiest fucking calls to ever make
Brandon Ward
preds will win the cup
Julian Edwards
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
Kevin Thompson
>preds/rags is the ultimate /hoc/ series
Oilers/>rags would get the most shitposting
Owen Reed
>2017
>not packing your stadium full of fans to watch an away game on a jumbotron
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Nathaniel Reed
t. leaf
Levi Price
Good.
John Rogers
>tfw no idaho teams
reee lads i can't even leech a team off of washington
Daniel Nguyen
Be a Calgary, Hongouver or Edmonton fan
Juan Adams
so much terrible advice in just one post
Jackson Butler
WE WUZ FROGZ 'N SHIT
Kayden Reed
What do you think PK Subban is doing right now?
Jason Butler
Or Colorado, I dunno
Anthony Smith
the Canadiens are out???
hewwwwwly shit
Joseph Carter
this post is reddit
Oliver Richardson
>Oilers make it to the second round
does anyone remember last year and the year before that?
Nolan Bell
ok ok i was being harsh, Flames aren't all bad... if they get rid of Elliot
Caleb Sullivan
Pretty neat.
Benjamin Clark
McDavid's tally this series:
>FirstA:
>SecondA: 2
>Goal: 1
>Empty net goal: 1
John Fisher
jacking off, like the rest of us
James Perry
I still can't believe it.
Too bad Flames got BTFO.
was really hoping for a battle of AB
Xavier Russell
this reply is Sup Forums
Zachary Hughes
FUCK OFF CANADA
Leo Clark
>Sup Forums still exists
how did I completely forget this?
Justin Edwards
>how did I completely forget this?
your sub-conscious did you a favor
Kayden Perez
>Shorks
Jackson Wilson
I stopped going there once they started posting penises and assholes every 2 threads
Anthony Wright
/hoc/ hates the Shorks, though
Aaron Torres
Did you see the Sharks fan try to simulate the experience with popcorn?
Chase Johnson
/hoc/ hates the Oilers more
Noah Cox
the Canadian cries out as he strikes you
Joseph Lewis
>Did you see the Sharks fan try to simulate the experience with popcorn?
he's lucky Patrick Maroon didn't pull a gun on him. Doesn't he know Maroon is from Saint Louis?
Parker Brown
I keep doing these drills and it makes me hungry for pretzels
Also I only buy used skates fuckin fight me
Colton Jenkins
>Oshie and Shattenkirk going up against their old team
Would be interesting
Hunter Parker
REMINDER THAT THE PREDS ARE /OUR/ GUYS
Jonathan Russell
this desu senpai
Anthony Hall
I seek to be a fan of an NHL team.
I'm looking for a team that
nobody care
That almost has no fans
Be pathetic
That is a loser.
That I have no future
Who has never wins the NBA Finals.
That when they play at home, there are more fans of the opposing team
That is a shame for your city, or state
Which is in a city, where soccer and MLS are much more popular and beloved, than basketball and the NBA
And that nobody cares if that team disappears or is moved to another place.
Ayden Howard
I want to root for the preds, but the anime posters makes it kind of hard to do tbf
Cooper Edwards
avs
coyts
flames
Jose Hernandez
St Paul?
James Rodriguez
All the canadian teams besides Oilers and Maple Leafs
Brandon Ramirez
Devils
Brody Edwards
flames have a following bruh
Thomas Carter
Yotes are your team my friendo
Mason Thomas
>all the current Vezina nominees have ZERO (0) rings
What happened? I thought in the current era we would have more consistently great goalies, but they don't even come close to all the greats from mid 90s to early 00s
Will we ever see true GOAT like Roy, Brodeur, Hašek or Belfour again?
Luke Torres
Goalies are all the same now while back in the 80s/90s the difference between a great goalie and bad goalie was huge.
Parker Ramirez
Fuck. Dump pavelski and hertl for some picks, give couture the C. HIRE SOME ACTUAL DEFENSEMEN AND PUT BURNS BACK ON OFFENSE.
Joshua Hughes
Wonder why the crabs lost. Big fuckin' mystery
Charles Rodriguez
So if the
>rags
go on to win the Stan Lee Bowl, will /hoc/ go full on supernova?