Heem: p4p GOAT edition

MUH YAIR REEEE sub-edition

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i can't believe i actually won a picks

is this what champions feel like?

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Lol fwonkie bitch is gonna be up all night cwying

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Le previous thread hahaha

Can some lads please post spicy webms of cub meming on Artem? They were aesthetic.

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>y-yair will win!
>how? you want to know how? y-youre just triggered hahaha

Hey pussy who gets triggered by my dog, are you still here?

>Muh Fwonkie

Also reminder

So satisfying to see the poor obese losers get triggered their arch nemesis win more money with a knockout than they will ever make in their lives

CTE

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You'll probably have to wait till tomorrow.
I think i only saw one webm if the fight

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People explained why. You proceeded to chortle on your McChicken in fury at the thought someone wasn't as spergly in love with Fwonkie as you were

Yair
+Young
+Long
+Rangey
+Dangerous
+Best kicks in MMA behind Barboza
+Decent TDD
+Great cardio


Fwonkie
+Mark Henry in his corner
+Le Boxercise man
+Le Double jab into a single leg man
+35 years old

He made 50k tonight and utterly triggered you. You will never make 50k in your life

>y-younger f-faster

I make six figures fresh out of college (ty based CS). What makes you so triggered?

Also I won't have crippling brain issues like Perry in the future so I got that going for me :^)

>cant even reply to the right person

>muh muh fwonkie

lol

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Lol Fwonkie has only knocked out 1 guy in the last 10 years

Hmmmm im sure you do

>crippling brain issues
Not counting the ones right now of course ;)

It's a real shame we'll never see Fwonkie vs. Dominick Snooze.

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>he b-beat caceres in a great technical spinnyfest mandrama match
>f-frankie is o-old
>y-yair had great against caceres and b-bj penm

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>le Mmamath
>muh mawk henwy and fwonkie boxercise

Very nice argument

>For sure Fwonkie looked good getting jabbed up by Aldo for 5 rounds my guy 100%

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Aldo is one of the greatest fighters of all-time.

Fwonkie wanker sucks lol

Fwonkie wanker internet defense force is SUPER triggered

Cub whacked him with the same axe punch he used on Ishihara. Comedy gold.

Hey buddy, just because you're a NEET doesn't mean people don't have good jobs after college.

>Not counting the ones right now of course ;)
Which ones do I have? Glad that armchair psychology degree is working for you :^)

>r-ronda looked like a killer against bethe!!! no way she loses to holly!!! holly is old!!!

>aldo
>bj penn
for sure he showed great tdd against a 135'er gatekeeper and a 50 year old, his knockout against bj was for sure a sign of how well he'll do against the #2 fw and one of the top 5 lightweight fighters of all time my guy!

Keep smilin' boy

It's Yair's time now

>which ones do i have

Oooh lack of self-awareness to start

kek

Do you really think Frankie is gonna be dumb enough to engage in a kickboxing fight with Yair and that he's actually gonna win?

If you really think this then send in your application to Glendale Fighting Club, they need new coaches.

Gonna be fun to see these reddi-t fucking zilches cry for another two hours soon

Reddit's boy Mike Perry won

Your insults are as stupid and low grade as your pay and life, dork

Aka

DOWNVOTE

>lack of self-awareness to start

y-y-you'll n-n-never make 50k... oh, you do... you're b-b-bragging

stay mad, NEET

At least I don't weigh 144 lbs soaking wet

Eat a sandwich kid

for sure yair will stuff frankies takedowns just like aldo did my guy, for sure I see shades of aldo in that man, the way he dismantled bj, one of the GOATs, was extremely impressive. I see big things in that young man's future

>oh you do

Lol I didn't even say that because its clear youre a low income obese loser

And now youre crying again

Why do manlet fighters trigger /heem/ so much?

Fwonkie's mediocre stand-up got exposed, when he can't get his takedowns he's the FW Jessica Penne.

Do you guys think Cub was told to not finish Lobov and make the fight go five rounds?

Seems like the kind of thing WME would do.

Yes

His name is fwonkie

yep

Post obese fighters

RIP perry's devilish good looks

that nose is broken as fuck

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Does anyone else want to slap this dude in the face every time he says the word fighting?

Told you in the other thread, faggot swanson just lacks knockout power. Seems like all of his fights are left to the judges.

>wanting to step to buffer

yeah try that, he'd pimp slap you so fast you wouldn't even know what happened

The way he says it is his entire appeal goof

I like how fwonkie cuck talks about BJ as if fwonkie didn't elevate his mediocre career by robbing blow job once and beating up a washed up version of him two other times

Fwonkie cuck

This 2bh, people were talking up BJ Penn when Fwonkie was the last guy to beat him prior to Yair.

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the madman was out partying last week, cuckenburger should kill himself

And it's a dorky gimmick.

Cody Garbage

>tfw you're the hottest name in the game right now

GOAT

Alistair Overoid

how much did you lose on the stephens fight my guy? this level of triggering is unbelievably delicious

Yes, he was clearly fucking around with him a couple times. But this kind of thing has been going on for a very long time. I've always believed Griffin & Bonnar had an arrangement to keep their fight standing, it's always been part of the business.

Fwonkie PEDgar

scary Jerry lmao

this thread is fucking autistic as shit. I really hope the frankie v yair autism dies down sooner than later.

It became obvious to me he was just messing around when he just decided to hip toss him then take his back in the last 20 seconds there. He could have subbed him in round 2 if he wanted to as well.

>m-muh yair poodriguez pls stop!

It's called hyping the fight you goof! No one ever asked you to post on /heem/! Beat it! Get lost!

why are we so autism?

is it the CTE?

he had him rocked multiple times and let him recover instead of finishing him. nice damage control zuffacuck

Don't forget Herb Dean calling a time-out for a tame cut when Artem was hurt.

I'm so jelly of platinum

his gf is a fucking smokeshow, has a fat ass, and seems very wholesome

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truly living the life that guy is

>he had him rocked multiple times and failed to finish because he's a gigantic faggot

FTFY

>#4 FW couldnt finish unranked FW from full mount
>unranked fighter stands back up twice

>Couldn't tell Cub was toying with him the entire time

Perry seems fun as fuck

Agreed. He also noticeably didn't jump on Artem when he had him hurt on a couple of occasions. Still, I feel like this was a more obvious example of something that's been going on for many years.

>toying with him

interesting way of saying "looking like shit"

>more obvious example of something that's been going on for many years.
Definitely.
Lurk more

yeah because he can't finish fucking artem from mount, and he can't finish a guy that's rocked multiple times.

fuck off will ya

desu, I think they made it last longer for ratings, al finished his fight way too quickly. dana slipped him a cheeky 100k or something, we know for a fact they do undisclosed bonuses

I can't wait to see a good old American boy defeat this poopy Mexican memekicker

are u guys subscribed to Luke Thomas youtube channel?

Hi Fwonkie PEDgar

>hyping the fight

get a grip. this is a shit tornado of /mlp/ levels of autism.

kill you are selves

If Woodley was white his name would be Mike Perry.

>cuck thomas
sorry, heem is /eugene/ only

hahaha!

>Discussing MMA is /mlp/ autism
There's the door reddit.

mike perry isn't white

What is he?

>this Mike Perry internet defense force
>Face tattoos and nigger dancing are so cool guys! Look how hot his tranny gf is! Oh man, once I stop living with my mom and ASSHOLE STEPDAD, I'm gonna train UFC and knockout dudes just like him!

>I believe Fwonkie PEDgar will emerge victorious at UFC 211