CONFESSIONS

CONFESSIONS

Tell us all something you could never tell anyone IRL.

I cheated on my boyfriend this weekend
I feel terrible but it might have been the best sex I ever had

I got a blowjob off a guy one morning in the living room when my girlfriend was still in bed,

I fucking hate robin Williams, he is an man actor. My dad say he’s an fucking IDIOT!!!! Me and my dad saw him at the movies and fucking Robin Williams was running around flailing his arms like an fucking IDIOT11121.

My dad says it’s because fucking Robin Williams is coked up all the time. The coke makes run around and fart and stinking up the place. My dad says fucking Robin Williams rubs the coke on his face and it makes him act like an fucking IDIOT!!! !!!!!

We had a bottle of coke and I wanted to see so I poured it on my face and drank some but I was choked and coughing a lot when the bubbles went up my nose!!!... it felt real bad in my eyes!!!! and I made a big mess and lots of noise and my dad came into the kitchen and asked me wtf I was doing!!!! He said I was an IDIOT just like fucking Robin Williams.

Fucking Robin Williams you are the worst.

Me and a 14 year old agreed to fuck when she turns 18. When she turns 18, I will be 40.

I'm a pedo. I'm also completely anti-contact, but that doesn't matter, does it?

OOGAH FAGGOT POST

i fucked my friends stepmom while he went to the store the other day

It's my ultimate fantasy to fuck a dickgirl

I like really self conscious girls with low self esteem because it makes me feel better.

>got regularly fucked by my stepdad throughout my teens
>I liked it

I’ve been having an affair with my 19 year old neighbor.

I have literally sent her to her boyfriend full of my cum inside her.

I’m 39.

I had sex with a best friend's girlfriend years ago. They split up not long after and he still doesn't know. He never will.

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Uhhhh, greentext?

Funny how all of these are about sex... Anyway... I search through every single nook and cranny of people's houses when given the opportunity.

I think I killed a homeless person who tried to feel my girlfriend's tits.

He was twitching on the pavement, and the police never caught us.

If i go to a friends house where a girl i like lives... Every time i go to the bathroom i always look around and wonder "If i had a hidden camera, where would i put it in here?"... Considering under the sink, behind some shampoo bottles... under a towel...

got more?

I have a “condtion” called hyperspermia.

I’m actually a little afraid of sex because my last two partners would complain about how much cum was inside their vagina and had some irrational fear it meant I could get them pregnant easier.

And I wish this were a joke, but it’s not.

Using lunesta then cumming on daughter when she sleeps,.recording,selling that,then buying stupid shit online

KEK

My parents act like they care on the surface, but they regret having me. When I was a kid my mother told me straight up that if she never could have had me she wouldn't have and she would give me away if she could.

My dad told me something similar when I was younger.

I don't hate them for it and I understand why, they never asked for me. They wanted a daughter and got an ugly PoS failure of a son. Least successful, ugliest, least liked, black sheep of the family.

Gonna kill myself when I'm done paying them back for wasting their money and not killing me when they could have. Once I give them a positive return on their investment I'm gonna kill myself.

Sometimes I roleplay as a girl on chatropolis

i troll on Sup Forums.

How much per vid

Shit, chatropolis is still a thing? I remember going on there in 1997

0.002 bitcoin

Posted on a secrets thread earlier, raped middle school fem friend after having sex with ex, same bed, 10 minutes apart. Greentext?

my cousin made me cum in my pants when she was grinding on me when she had to sit on my lap on the way back from the lake this summer

yeah

Spent my teenage years getting fucked by two older guys who lived down the road. It was illegal and all that, but I enjoyed it and didn't feel abused. Whatever...

I used to play tickles with a cousin when i was younger. 20 seconds each, we just took turns tickling each other's private parts.

f6faq434 Cutie2

She cute? That might be worth it

>be me
>18 at friends grad party
>rekt off 'shine
>everyone else rekt
>girl I raped goes to pass out, room unknown
>me and ex last standing, decide to fuck
>go to bedroom, do deed, pitch black
>notsatisfied.jpg
>ex asleep, hear something sigh
>turn around, middle school fem friend completely naked, now a 10/10
>says "nate?" slurred words
>imnatetonight.jpg
>starts kissing, play 2 finger bandit shortly after
>feels bad for 3 seconds, decides to fuck her senseless anyways, she's screaming n ate the whole time
>cum biggest load inside, fall asleep
>be next morning
>everyone smoking weed outside
>her going up to nate "what a great night"
>wut.jpg
>left immediately, never saw anyone from party again

As far as I know nobody is the wiser

You are how you are directly because of your parents. It was their duty to ensure you never knew any of that. It was also their duty to instill a sense of self worth and belief that allowed you to be an independent man.

I'm sorry your parents sucked.

Was that her first time?

>Cheated on my gf and might do it again
>I lie to the people around me to make my life sound more interesting than it really was
>Would rather die because im useless but im too much of a pussy to do anything about it

Wouldn't know, we lost touch after middle school, she went to a career school for 9-12

It sure is

I want to go to the public park of my city and hire a hooker and make her suck my dick while I play with her breast but I'm too afraid to do that.

i lost my virginity to my father.

I can suck my own cock and i have a fantasy of being fucked while I do it

I ducked my sister in law and her sister both in the ass a year apart

Your a victim of sugar phycosis

fuck off

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Where I work every-time a nigger, mexicant or any other than white get hired I go out of my way to get them fired. Just like today one down two more to go. So far 7 gone.

Kinda Started to like cp, wouldn't ever do it, but wanna watch it. Can't seem to find it, and seems risky, also would smash a mare

with who? what made it the best?

I'm a closet diaperfag.

Nice copypasta

my long term boyfriend and i took about a month break this year, as weve been dating sice my sophmore year of highschool (college freshman now). i hooked up with a few other guys, and found out what sex is supposed to feel like. he hasnt asked if i hooked up with anyone, i havent told him, ive been tested and im clean so its not his business, hes said it wouldnt bother him if i did but im the only one hes been with. hes a sophomore in college and we do long distance (not bad about 3.5 hours) but thats all besides the point, he doesnt satisfy me all the time, its very rare and most likely when were drunk, i love him to death but he always finishes and plays with my boobs while i finish myself. i dont know how to just tell him hes doing everything wrong, i didnt know he had been until our break, it would hurt him and idk, im not even sure if he would satisfy me anyways. what do b?

I'm falling for a 15 year old girl. I'm 25

tell him you watched porn and he is supposed to lick your cunt and make you cum before he jerk his dick in your face.

I shared some pics and info for my adult daughter and I think it's resulted in her being fucked by several guys and being in the process of getting turned into a slut.

Nice try fbi.
People only keep it a secret when something is forbidden by law.
I think bitcoin will crush down the impirial banks, ending the reign of the jews.
Witch will end the immigration the oil empire, and the age of consent.
I think Sophia Lillis from the movie IT is fucking hot like the rest of the world.

>I think Sophia Lillis from the movie IT is fucking hot like the rest of the world.
Damn straight

I bust loads into my mother-in-law's almond milk and watch her mix it with her coffee every morning.

bust a load on my face user

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Are you her?

I think I love you

Fuck off Hansen she looks 19

I like cheese pizza

what flavor

I enjoy the feeling of my inflatable butt plug stretching my insides.

I think i sexually assulted my nephew when i was 12
i found out about masturbating and i showed him.
We humped each other and touched weiners..... fuck i didnt remember this until a few months ago... makes me sick

Same

I respect you.

how old was he

foot fetish (so rare), anal, oral, vag

aged 9-13 cheese

I fingered my sister in her sleep. I regret it but thinking about it turns me on. I hope she was really asleep and doesn't know.

fuck dude i dont remember... i think he was 12 and i was 14 now that i think about it.

Assuming you didn't wash your hand right away... Did it smell/taste good?

every time when we visit my GF's mother
i "go to the washroom" but i'm actually sneaking into her mother bedroom and shot a load into one of her pairs of heels.
i never clean it up and did it at least 6 times now. i wonder if she knows

Its a gift

based

Not too sure about this memory but when I was younger, my friend and I (me 8, he 11ish) sexually assaulted my sister (probs like 3 at the time). I think he just learned what a blowjob was and wanted to test it out and I, being a sheep, decided why not. I can't tell whether this was just a childhood dream or something but it's probably just a repressed memory.

Although I only remember this instance, I'm not too sure whether this was the only time or not.

It's mad fucked up because, from what I can gather after glimpsing at her history in the past, she seems to have a fascination with blowjobs

Milf shoes are so hot. She knows but she also enjoys it almost guaranteed. On the off chance that she minded... She won't ruin her daughter's relationship. Keep doing it.

Do they smell good inside? I used to sneak into my cousin's room when I was 14 to sniff her shoes and jerk off.

Yes.

how do you obtain your cheese

I let my cat lick my private regions once when I was like 9. I don't know why. But I could never talk about it now because what the actual fuck.

omegle. you just have to know the right partnering tags

Surprisingly normal for many kids just not talked about. Kind of like how there is a disturbing amount of female pedophiles but no one wants to bring it up.

15 in legal in many places so nothing wrong with that tbh

I think i might be on the austism spectrum (very high functioning)

I love girls and the feminine form and everything about them but there have been one or two dudes that made my peen tingle a little and idk what that means

I gently lifted up my sisters pjs once to see her pussy when i was like 11 or 12. It took me ages to wonder why she wasnt wearing panties when we shared a bed on vacation

When i was really little i got naked and let my dog sit on me. No penetration or anything and im not into bestiality or furries. I regret it immensely.

These things happened in early puberty and i had basically no sexual education so

I was a 12 year old male prostitute that slept with older dudes for money and enjoyed it until i was in my 20s.
When people asked how I got so much money from not working, i just say I sold my art cause people knew i was a photographer

#metoo

I really want to be with this 16 y/o girl I met recently. I'm 38.

*16

once when I was a kid I put peanut butter on my clit and let the dog lick it off, that was my first orgasm.

If 16 is age of consent, its legal, otherwise wait til 18 or find a 20 something with a petit form

I feel slightly better about my age gap

15 is legal here

No offense intended but are you fat now? Asking for a theory I have.

Sometimes I like to masturbate in front,of stray cats and I get off when they look at my cock.

they smell so great.
besides a pair of flip-flops she only wears heels that are a minimum of 2-3 inches, it gets me so hard every time i see her.
she is a teacher and i came into her marry-Jane's that she wears for work at least 2 times while houssitting for her last summer