Why don't we just roll in the tanks if Scotland tries to get independence...

Why don't we just roll in the tanks if Scotland tries to get independence? We haven't had a real military engagement since 2003. Need to show the haggis eating bastards who is boss.

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>Implying we want them to stay

who will save the queen then ?

Does Allah allow tanks?

this.
they eat up more money than they make.

Because you would get your but kicked.

Freedom fighters will always win against fascist invaders. The Scots would just kill you all.

divide and conquer much?

Please, please, please do. I'm not even joking. This country needs to be annexed before it cucks itself into oblivion.

Doesn't Scotland control your nuclear weapons?

Don't worry, the people are waking up lad.

The Pakistanis, of course

Are Scots the niggers of Britain?

No, a great deal of our weapons are based in Scotland, but I doubt they'd give the sneaky scots the access code.

Hey India , when are you going to get you diamond back?

Why do you want to keep Scotland? Uncucked Scots are rare pokemons. It's not the Scotland that built the empire with you anymore

>the access code
bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2007/11_november/15/newsnight.shtml
>"It would be invidious to suggest... that senior Service officers may, in difficult circumstances, act in defiance of their clear orders."

kek

Most of the actual fighting force of the British army is Scottish

The faggot middle class officers are English and we'd fuck them right up.

Love to see you try it muslim cuck boy

This.
They are a drain and they are a humch of leftist cucks who like to submit to the EU and mudslime invasion.

Why would you intercede in another peoples democratic wish?
Aren't you all for supporting democratic uprisings so people can self determine?

Without Scotland the English have nowhere to put their yankee toys. We'd sink them in the harbour at Faslane

Proud to be cannon fodder.

FREEEEEEEEEEDOM!

prolly never

>Why don't we just roll in the tanks if Scotland tries to get independence?
Dunno desu. Works every time.

>If Scotland tries to get independence?
Did they not recently reject that by a arge margin?

walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/uk-nuclear-deterrent-welcome-wales-2053261

We enjoy killing m8 - not been feminised quite to the extent of the sad English

Pretty much, they'd be begging to rejoin the UK after about a month, as soon as they realise they won't be getting any welfare checks and all our government callcentres will be relocated south of the border (35% or some insane number of Scottish workers are employed in the public sector, it's why they're a bunch of commie socialists up there, being subsidised by people south of the border.)

It is not a serious option

>> Scot here
>> Is one of the few non SNP cucks

But Ahmed, you don't have any tanks!

>most of the fighting force of a nation of 60+ milllion people comes from a region with ~3 million people
Hmmmmmmm....

>We enjoy killing m8

I know.

You twats can't get enough of stabbing each other every Friday night.

So you are a tory rent boy them?

ok

Flatten Glasgow and be done with it.

Things are pretty good here in the Highlands.

Exactly pal - better murder rate than most nig filled murrican cites

>What is the English conquest of Wales
>What was the Malayan Emergency

Mate, the two ways that you can stop insurgencies is to basically exhaust the guerrillas and cut them off from supply bases and recruits, or to exterminate them.

English cunt detected

I would seriously LOVE to see you English cunts try invade us.
You posh fucks with your shitty accents probably cant hold a gun straight.

Nope, Highlander. Lived here all my life, as have my entire family.

You must be an SNP Glasgow cuck.

No, the US controls 'our' nuclear weapons.

Except in reality they don't.

>inb4 a jewpedia link.

>highlander
>lived all my life
So you're one of the inbred Mac's or Mics or Mucks?
Fuck you, you've betrayed your nation.

Dirty gene pollutant detected

So you are a cuck for your english landlords?

If you are Scottish your ancestors be fucking ashamed of you pal.

What kind of delusion do you live in? The vast majority of the army is English.

Just threaten to build a wall like we are doing.

My ancestors are smiling on me SNP cuck, can you say the same?

LMAO
>voted no to independence
I'm SURE your ancestors are smiling upon you, fucking traitor.

Google the actual fighting units not the sit on arse twats that make up 80% of the manpower.

>We don't need England lol fuck em
>B-BUT WE MAKE UP YOUR FIGHTING FORCE
>NOTICE US
Fucking pathetic

Traitor for keeping my country alive?

Westminster gives us more per head than any other part of the UK. And how are these oil prices working out?

Bet you are voting to stay in the EU as well.

We already have one, the Romans made it.

But in all honesty . . . as they seem intend on Welcoming Refugees® it sould be remade as the mussies will try to get to England, not joking.

Border control must be strong.

We are Perfidious Albion's natural controlled opposition, no need for invasions

Back in the day we were the deeply religious conservative loonies now we are the liberals

Because u have no actual army may be? I guess if you had you would do it just back than at folks.

>Google the actual fighting units
This means nothing.

The Coldstreams are technically a Scottish unit but most are English . . . .. . . .. don't you dare deny this!

Oil prices are above 50 a barrel again you dip.
On that matter, you're completely contradicting yourself saying Scotland it better in the UK but the UK is better in the EU.
They are both unions, both provide similar "benefits".
>muh english sovereignty
Fuck off, have some pride in Scotland.

And the RAC?

Technically English - plenty of Scots there

*UK is better outside of the EU

cringe

Scotland is like Northern Ireland. We don't want either of them to stay but I will admit that Scotland does make money so I can give them that.

>Scots get independence
>UK leaves EU
>EU falls apart
>Scotland rejoins UK when they realize they're poorer than Belarus without the EU/English money flowing in.

Given that Scots are disproportionately represented in the British Army, I don't think that's a particularly realistic proposition.

Also, England doesn't exactly have a great history when it comes to winning wars against Scotland.

You are an English twat and no mistake

You've just blown away your own argument. .. . keep digging Hamish.

>pride
>Scotland
Pick one faggot

wrong .. .see thread.

If you're Scottish, then the last 20 generations of your family have lived in a union with England and Wales. So why would they be ashamed of you for continuing to live in the same country that they lived in?

What Abdul?

You could have picked both by voting "Yes" to Independence.

if your scottish your family moved away already and brits dont get that they are the ones in scottland

Remember when the Scottish people had a once in a generation referendum on whether to leave the UK and they voted to stay?

Remember when they were proud to be rules by Nicola Sturgeon who is akin to a Krankies abortion?

They truly are a funny bunch of people.

>What Abdul?
You've now gone into damage control.

Go eat a Haggis . . .oh no English invention

Go drink some Buckfast . . . oh no English drink

Insult me more . .. . oh no speaking English

Define a generation?
Oh, you mean those scared pensioners that were scaremongered into voting No?
Sure, let them die.
Then we can vote again.

Scottish make up quite a large proportion of our military, right up to the SAS. They won't go easy, plus you'll ignite another war in NI, and this time Ulster Irish and Ulster-Scots will be on the same side

Succession in 30 minutes.

Yeah, we would be fucking speaking German right now if it wasn't for the Scots in WW2.
We've carried you through every war, the English are literally the biggest bunch of lassies.

lol now you have going into cringy stereotypes

Your are communicating in a foreign language too Abdul unless you are too stupid to know where English actually originated.

>we would be fucking speaking German right now if it wasn't for the Scots

This is just getting better by the minute.

The amount of straws that are being grasped to hide Scottish butt-hurt is just out of this world.

>9.1% of UK tax revenue came from Scotland
>8.3% of the UK population live in Scotland
>£10,000 tax per head in Scotland
>£9,200 tax per head, rest of UK
Source: Government Expenditure and Revenue

Or to put it another way, for every person in Scotland last year, the exchequer received £800 more than the UK average.

>visit family in Scotland
>get a takeaway
>order a half pound cheeseburger
>it came deep fried

How does the lettuce and tomato work with that? Do they just fry the meat or the entire thing?

True, very Left, socialist country here. Because most of Scotland is British white and we don't experience the multicultural joys that England does, everyone assumes multiculturalism from brown countries and from other EU countries is fine and good for culture and the economy

I'm just glad we only have like, 5 million people in the country, so all the "Stay" votes wont make much difference to the referendum

Ha ha ha ha ha

Aren't you forgetting the £15 Billion deficit that Scotland created last year?

Yet another burden to be shared by the rest of Britain.

>inb4 more butt-hurt

>This is what Scots actually believe
Are you having a laugh? Why are we there only country that dosen't believe we did everything in the war?

>Scottish """intelligence"""

>Because most of Scotland is British white and we don't experience the multicultural joys that England does
Your cities are just as fucked as English ones .. . don't give me that shit.

Fuck the Sassenachs they're always talking shit about us teuchters, where you from anyway?
>me, Inverness

Just the burgers, there was no salad (surprise surprise)

Looked like this only in a stale bun

fuck off

I live in the centre of Edinburgh and the only annoying ethnic group are the middle class english

Shut up you lizard, Royal Regiment of Scotland is half commonwealth soldiers because they can't recruit. Only reason they didn't lose battalions in the cuts was the then upcoming referendum.

Not in the Highlands mate

Thanks, that looks like a good idea at 4am when barely able to stand which is regretted the next morning when it's painfully speckling the toilet.

>Not in the Highlands mate
I don't disagree with you there.

Just like huge swathes of England (outside of major cities and some towns)

The west country for example, is mussie and nigger free.

Except when we beat you at Cullodden, cleansed the highlands and made you part of the UK.

Also Flodden.

Daily reminder that if you participate in these Scotland hate threads then you are the cancer killing this board.

These threads are always filled with hyperbole and shitposting. BOTH sides are wrong here. YOU are the reason why Brits have a shit reputation on Sup Forums.

There are muslims invading the UK right now and you want to fling shit over arguments that have lasted for fucking centuries, get over it and fight the bigger threat. I can't believe I share a board with you cunts.

History isn't your strong point clearly

Doesn't have to be when you're the victor that's writing it.

Hadrian's wall. It's near where I live.

Daily reminder that all division spreading cunts will get the rope

you mean, bared exclusively by the only surplus producing country in this shitty union, England.