>be me >11 >just got off school >fuckyes.mov >friend asks me if i wanna see something cool >yeah >pulls out a lighter >i buy it from him >ive never had a lighter before >i know that rubbing alcohol is flammable >go to bathroom >get rubbing alcohol >pour some on window seal >light it >lots of flames >cool.jpeg >leave the bottle of rubbing alcohol in my room >while i was sleeping it got knocked over >i guess all the vapors from the alcohol filled my room and soaked the floor >next morning >decide to play with my lighter >light on of my notecards from school on fire >big fucking mistake >loudboom.mp3 >fire flashes in my eyes >hear my hair burning >floor is on fire >catching my bed on fire >parents come in >they scream and run >im left in a room with an burning floor >mfw my parents left me in a burning room
Wyatt Ward
Kek, props for having good parents OP
Jace Reyes
they died a year later jokes on them
Matthew Hughes
bump
Benjamin James
bumph
Adrian Garcia
bump againo
Aaron Butler
yeeoin
Christopher Allen
boi
Anthony Myers
come on
Henry Watson
>window seal had to do it to em
Caleb Smith
bumop
Christopher Campbell
fuck you thats actually good
William Mitchell
bump
Adrian Diaz
...
Andrew Carter
Thanks, babe
Ryan Johnson
ur welcom
Gavin Clark
what program
Ian Thomas
somebody post a greentext
Cameron Cooper
bump
Hunter Perez
againm
Kevin Taylor
Photoshop CS6
Jason Wilson
Okay fags, PS guy here. Let's take it back to freshman homecoming, shall we? >Be me >15, kissless virgin >went stag to homecoming (like a fag always does) >get there, immediately lose friends in chadstorm >sit around snack bar attempting to mingle with people >"h-h-hey, they got p-p-pizza" >"Who said you could talk to me, user?" >depressedfatty.exe >last song comes up >usually leave at this point >3/10 goth girl approaches >"user, do you wanna dance?" *adjusts septum ring* >we start "dancing" >her hands on my ribcage. my hands on her shoulders >lips of an angel's final chorus comes around >***kiss her, faggot*** >goingin.nigpeg >opens mouth (???) >she's cool wit it >I bite down with retard strength on her bottom lip >top 10 anime mysteries still unsolved >she punches my throat in retaliation I fucking hate septum rings
