Alright Sup Forums theres going to be some big shit in the news in the next week, be ready

Alright Sup Forums theres going to be some big shit in the news in the next week, be ready.

> Trump voted sexiest man of the year

premium b8

give me a general location Pease

>breaking news: faggot op kills himself all alone and nobody gives a shit

Califorina, lots of bad people are going to be exposed and arresred

Ca

sweet. fuck that place kill em all

Lmfao picks Hollywood. Well no shit, Sherlock

Its not the actors, its the school teacher, and hell of a lot of them

Holding my breath till this happens!
Fuken juice loosener

Do you know the reason?

Boring

Nothing will happen

yawn

Why?

Inb4 OP exposes pedos in california

you coming out is not big news

yawning at that faggot not you OP

Not gonna say but it rhymes with 2 men smackling and wild corngraphy, gonna get on some conspiricy level shit bit this spands all of califorina

Live and learn. Don't they say?

Let me just tell you this: you're nothing. You're fucking nothing. I can bench press 290 and can run 6 miles in less than 36 minutes. I train tapout and could knock you unconscious with one punch. I know you think you're some internet tough guy sitting back there like a pussy faced bitch, but if we ever cross paths I will fucking CRUSH you. Your ancestors will feel pain I'll hit you so hard. And if you try and bring 5 of your friends, I'll just get a katana (which I'm trained in) and then we'll see who's the tough guy. Yeah you can make all the "funny" "clever" comments you want on the internet, but when we meet, you're suddenly fucking dead silent. Like a fucking library. Once I'm done posting this I'm going to call my side piece up and pound away. Enjoy jerking off to another hentai movie you fucking pathetic virgin. But sure, keep posting. Go on, bitch, make my day. You think you're funny? I'm about to wipe that smile off your face. Get ready faggot, I've got your IP and I cannot be stopped.

Why won't you?

Be honest.

It's cold and my testies are inside me

Niguh fuck you

Yeah, it's Santa for Xmas, he's in the background of the pic. Big fucking deal, at this point he's a shill for ToysRUs and Walmart. By 2019 he'll be replaced by a drone and a self-driving sleigh. Figure out what then, fat boy.

Wish you best.

Some of you are cool. Don't go to school tomorrow.

It's Christmas break

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and revved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a bad ass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

Haven't seen this one for a long while, thanks user!

Merry Christmas, happy holidays!

You too.

*slow claps steps out of the shadows*

Heh.... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean it's not bad. A good first attempt. It's pretty dank.... I can tell it's got some thought behind it.... lots of quotable material.....

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows , kid. You're skilled.... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than hat it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kahuna - they're out there day and night, burning midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft the next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard", or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at Reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't mean the one you just lost : ). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a million different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards.......

is the 'and' part of the rhyme?

Ah wait I got it. nvm.
Well that's no surprise but do you think the whole public school system is involved?

Was it "jew hens fracking and mild pornography?"
Im bad at math sry

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You wound me, user

Love how there's a new shooting or terrorist attack literally every week so a post like this will work regardless.

>spands

Fucking moron.

Kek’d

The big thing is christmas.

It was a cold winters evening and i was in my parents basement looking for porn to wack to. My hands orange from cheeto dust and every kid in a 10 mi radius knew me from attempted pedo acts. Once i found some porn and beatw my meat off (took about 2 minutes ya know) i decided i wanted the real thing. So i called this bitch i know, her name is carol. Shes not real hot and has herpes but fuck it, shes got a pussy. So i hopped in my kia rio and hit the key but it wouldnt start, so on my huffy i went over to her house.

I came to a stop 3 blocks down from my house where carol lived. My pits wet with sweat, my underwear chaffed up my shitty hairy ass crack, and dirt streaks down my face. I walk up and knock on carols door. No answer. Knock again, no answer.

Fast forward 2 minutes, I see her dog in the back yard, so an idea pops into my head. I jump the fence and whip my sweatpants down and begin to fuck jessicas dog. Male or female i dont care i used the poop chute. The dog moaned and yelled as i nailed it harder and harder. 30 secs later i creampied that bitch.

Pulled up my sweatpants and went home. Glad i finally, after 41 years, lost my virginity.

(This is how his story really went)

What's the back story of that image?

I hit it in the head with my massive cock

Thanks Lori