ITT: poorly describe a country, other anons try guess it

ITT: poorly describe a country, other anons try guess it

If its country what doesn't exist anymore then hint us

I'll start
>100
>one guy killed half the red army

Easy, it's Finland.
>uses chickenscratch slang for all words
>plastic bottle bongs

Jamaica?

Nah but there is shit loads of black fellas

Full of muslims not in the middle east

Australia

Sweden?

winrar!

Yewww

fake

>their space program was a cow, they sent a cow into space
>cows
>they think cows are miat important animals in world
>even more cows
>world cow 2020

India, too easy.

India

>designated

India or Russia

Indonesia

>SHITTING

>They clean the bbq with pig fat
>They Dress up fancy as shit
>Always on the phone

>fat
>very fat

Uk

>The labor declared independence from the management
>The management is doing fine, the labor is now irrelevant as fuck

>least virginal country

>corrupt fags
>Fucking jungle

Chad?

Venezuela or Brazil?

Apartheid(the original)

yep

South Africa obviously

England

Your mom

digits don't lie

The worst of the Axis Powers.

Sup Forumsrazil my dude

Finland

It's the fucking BELGIUMS INNIT?

Italy

>the greatest country in the world.

>racist constitution that favors majority race
>majority still the poorest
>majority race is sandnigger wannabe

Indonesia

>build build
>work work.
>beer beer.
>war war.

Miat

Fucking learn to type you tech support bitch

A fucking death trap

Krautland

South Africa

>Declare war on much stronger neighbor over a tiny strip of mostly uninhabited land
>End up losing half the country

Egypt

north korea ?

Guess again

Sounds like South Africa

Poland

>75% of the population are overweight or obese
>Regularly overthrows democratic societies to put authoritarian dictatorships in place
>Least effective schools in a developed nation
>Highest risk of being shot while walking down a street

Brasil?

Easy Indonesia

No, go back to Sup Forums.

Try again, I'll add tips since its kinds hard
>South East Asia
>biggest economy

Very close

The country of Gods Chosen People

It's true though, isn't it?

Also i don't browse Sup Forums, stop generalizing.

Malaysia

You're supposed to give us a hint if it's a country that doesn't exist.

>It's true though, isn't it?
Maybe if you're playing Hearts of Iron and you're not too good at it.

Winner winner chicken dinner

I've got two

>Horse leads the country
>Most places start with fuck

and

>Olives
>More olives
>Too many olives

Used to put niggers in their place, but due to (((sanctions))) had to allow them to vote, and its just been going downhill from there. First nigger president was a murderous terrorist, though (((they))) probably praised him in your cunt-ries

>Hearts of Iron
What is that even?

Palestine

No, wow I thought this would be an easy one.

Heaven

Germany

Mexico

Zimbabwe

You got it

>Rising thriving economy
>most beautiful art and media
>top tier in technology
>cultural rich and best food on earth
>one of the best if not the best country to live in
>superpower by 2020

>eh

>biggest dicks in europe ( >25cm)
>playground for 2 world wars
>still cannot into space
>no sandniggers
>no niggers
>beautiful women

If it's South Korea then you've got the for wrong

japan is already a superpower for autistic people, dont need to wait til 2020

Poland

correct

>pretty cool

Then:
>The pinnacle of human civilization.
>Probably the most influential culture ever.
Now:
>"I'm pretty good at eating sleep for dinner".
>"Hey, at least we don't have any niggers or mudslimes right? RIGHT???"

damn, too hard to guess

Canuckistan

Greece?

Winrar.

Italy?

>asians come here for berrypicking
>vast stretches of forest
>hundreds of hundres pristine crystalclear lakes
>white purity still exist
>the first troll was born here

>go outside
>sharia patrol

>no niggers allowed
>1991, niggers allowed

>fucken gooks everywhere

Clearly a ex soviet country, but whitch one....

But niggers were allowed in Soviet Union.

US of A

malaysia then?

That was not the country I was thinking of, but you made realise it could be also one of those countries.

jesus christ you fuckin autist.
>i don't browse
>be wrong, try to convince that ur right

>lost a war
>to birds

mexico, uk, or murica

Theoretically yes, but Ive never seen a nigger in Russia during the USSR

vietnam and italy?