Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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Why u r still alive ?

Any remorse?

Physiological homeostasis mainly.

Ask a 38 year old kissless, hugless virgin anything..

Do you live alone?

In 1 - Palpatine after Windu fight, how ugly u are?

palpatin after windu fight + 1 (meth on daily for 5 years and 3yrs cassually before addiction)

Lots about lots of things.

Gay orgy?

Yes.

I'm am average looking German guy so pretty ugly.

>Gay orgy?
No thanks.

Will Australia win the cricket series against England, 5-0?

This is far to woke for me.

How even....

This is what I wonder when I hear about people having relationships or sex.

Y u still make these threads

Boredom + the unquenchable need to shitpost.

What do you think the problem is?

>What do you think the problem is?
Asperger's, social phobia, living secluded, never had friends, never "gone out", always drinking alone at home.

How often do you masturb8

Sometimes daily, even multiple times per day. Then periods when I don't for weeks at all.

OP here. It's primarily social retardation and lack of any charm or personality. I went out regularly especially in my 20s. I just never clicked with people.

Once or twice a week.

Why dont u just get an escort? I've done it twice and im 20

Okay,but prostitutes don’t care about any of that.

What's the reason? Ugly? No confidence or self-esteem? Not interested?

Let's say you can go back to the age of 22. Would you do anything different?

Too poor for an escort, too arrogant for a cheap hooker.

Average looking. Self-esteem slowly died over the years.

Do you have any friends?

whats your job? and can you prove youre a 34 year old kissless virgin?

>social phobia
>never had friends
>never "gone out"
>always drinking alone at home

Sounds like regular visits to a quiet local bar would help you out with these. You would be out some money, of course, but at least you'd be out there. I wouldn't have many friends if I didn't go to bars regularly. I recently learned i'm an Omnivert (extrovert/introvert), which for me means I like going out, but I'm no social butterfly.

Maybe give it a shot for a little while, because if you don't change things, nothing will change and you'll stay as you are until your heart stops.

Can't enter a pub/bar.. Can't even go into the local shop to buy groceries without getting so drunk I'm nearly passed out.. And there is only one pub within 40 minutes drive, a loud, cramped place always packed.

Nope.

I'm still on the lookout for something which uses my degrees.
Meanwhile, I work half-days in a supermarket to get by.

>I went out regularly especially in my 20s. I just never clicked with people.

I go out often, but other than that, I spend a lot of time alone. Believe me, being alone, especially on Sup Forums ruins any social skills you might have. I've literally seen gay guys out on the street and think "Faggot/10", luckily I don't say it out loud. I only hope my drunk self has the same self-control as I do.

tl;dr: Being anti-social (especially on Sup Forums) won't help your social skills

OP here. In contrast to the other guy, I regularly go to a bar to drink a beer or two after working out (especially in summer). Nothing ever happened there.

What did you have for dinner last night?

I mean I understand being unable to make a girl love you.
But how can you be virgin past 25yo when prostitution exists?

Have you heard of this story?

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

Not legal here, would be a 30+ hour drive to the closest place I know they exist.

...

Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

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>But how can you be virgin past 25yo when prostitution exists?
By living in a place where prostitution doesn't exist/is extremely illegal and hard to find...

>a beer or two

Make it 6 beers and stay there longer. If you're worried about your gains, stick to vodka cranberries. Do you go on Friday & Saturdays?

Threadly reminder that Keit-ai is now the highest grossing anime film of all time.

>$355 million

the-numbers.com/movie/Kimi-no-na-wa-(Japan)#tab=summary
supremecarlos.net/post/155932824647/your-name-kimi-no-na-wa-just-became-the
aramajapan.com/news/tvmovie/your-name-kimi-no-na-wa-surpasses-spirted-away-as-highest-grossing-film-in-japan/69666/
animenewsnetwork.com/news/2017-01-17/shinkai-your-name-tops-spirited-away-as-highest-grossing-anime-film-worldwide/.111141
escapistmagazine.com/news/view/169311-Your-Name-Beats-Spirited-Away-in-Gross
independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/your-name-spirited-away-highest-grossing-anime-of-all-time-a7530876.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_anime_films

ED1: youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us

KEIT-AI FINDS A WAY

KEIT-AI TROUVE UN MOYEN

KEIT-AI FINDET EINEN WEG

KEIT-AI TROVA UN MODO

KEIT-AI ENCUENTRA UNA MANERA

KEIT-AI BIR YOLUNU BULUR

KEIT-AI ZNAJDZIE SPOSÓB

KEIT-AI TROVAS MANIERON

KEIT-AI LÖYTÄÄ KEINON

KEIT-AI AY NAKAHANAP NG PARAAN

קייט-איי מוצא דרך

毛糸愛は方法を見つけます

毛糸愛找到了戏路

게읻애 항상 길을 찾습니다

Keit-Ai findet einen Weg.

youtube.com/watch?v=jZEERtZjlLs
youtube.com/watch?v=Jrw8AW8LMNk

Not OP. user, are you in the USA? Thinking a lot about this... What do you use? CL? BP? I'm so paranoid about contacting a cop.

What happens if I dont go to jury duty when I get a letter?

>jury duty
Is that really a thing?

Teriyaki salmon.

I also go on Fridays and Saturdays. And I reduced my alcohol input significantly after being close to alcoholism at the end of my 20s.

I'm in Germany. It's legal here.

know any good spells yet?

I can shoot fireballs at peasants.

bump faggots.