Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
kys
I almost feel sorry that your insecurities lead you create post, where you precede to suck your own dick.
she looks a bit downie ,
Extra chromosome much?
Now that's some pasta i haven't seen in a while.
Clearly this is fake as hell, and anyone who thinks this is real should kill themselves.
Waidaminnit.... Did you get surgery, John? I distinctly remember you being a Guido...
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
So lemme get this straight. You have down syndrome, your sister is blind and may also have down syndrome. You're Dyslexic and see D's as A's. Oh and you have an ego the size of fucking Jupiter. As for what you say about me and others on Sup Forums, im 60kg (132ibs), have an iq of 121 and have more friends than you have posters in that picture, and finally, sport isn't everything you jackass
guerrilla*
cant be much of a soldier if you cant even spell what you do.
You post on Sup Forums. Need more??
Being this new
Same copy pasta, different pic.
Did this guy also die in an illegal street race on the streets of New Jersey?
wrong pic, as usual OP is a fag
How old are you and your bitch?
You're*
Couldn't have said it any better
John ur a cuck.
>I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team
KEK
Hi john
It's been a while John, you look a bit different though
I'm the real John, all you impostors get the fuck out of here before me and all my Seal Team buddies kick your asses.
Holy shit John! Long time no see huh? You look different put on a couple pounds or something? Anyway how's the familly?
Sage.
You must be very flexible to suck your own dick this much John. Use your rumored arsenal and shoot yourself with it.
Youre bitch looks like a dirty jew so i know she didnt just blow you and since all you got are your glory days i make in a week more than you'll make in a month.
OP looks gay
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Ikr
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>Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>StolenPornStash.com
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That dude looks like Michael Cera's older brother that OD'd on meth.
Trips of truth btw
John, let's face it. You don't hate these people.
You're just angry.
But why?
Did your girlfriend rape you?
Wow! First day on the internet, kiddo?
The fuck is wrong with you? Get off my Sup Forums, cancer!
so many fresh new little shiny clueless faggots here today. Fuck off and never come back. No one likes you. No one wants you here.