You can get any weapon you want, for free, it can be any weapon, what's Sup Forums choice?

You can get any weapon you want, for free, it can be any weapon, what's Sup Forums choice?

>pic related, Mauser P08

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A spoon.

This

M240 of course.

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ANY Weapon?.. Infinity Gauntlet.

Nambu 14

ammo too please

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A nuke lol

George Washington's saddle pistols.
I'd put them up for auction and retire from the proceeds.

Oy Shlomi you learned well!!

That gun has balls

ANY weapon?

Tsar Bomba

Then threaten every nation with it.
Create an international crisis, have all nuclear countries jump to DefCon 2. And when people are losing their collective shit and mass extinction seems inevitable, FINALLY agree to bilateral diplomatic discussions.

Ask two things, that my sovereignty is respected and that I receive international monetary aid. ($500 Million would be a drop in the bucket to get all those papers signed and done.)

The world breaths easy, I make a cool 500 million a year. Just because I made a better chance than all the other idiots on this thread.

Then proceed to buy all suggestions from this thread and lord it over you.

Oh holy shit, did Kim Jong Un visit one of these threads before?

only biggest nuclear russian style

Typhoon class submarine, even would take a used one^^

mama didn't raise no fools.

good luck defending yourself with that

A hot air balloon with a sea mine hanging from a rope

a W-54 – 250-ton yield, warhead and SADM (Special Atomic Demolition Munition), or so-called "Backpack Nuke" case for it.

Fg.42

saddam husseins AK

Frying pan

A well built over under with a nice wooden stock and an aesthetically pleasing engraving on the breach.

Knowledge nigga

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I'd have the unique fat man in Diamond City from Fallout 4, with the MIRV mod on, with ammo of course.

>Pic related

Excalibur

This

11/10 good kek

Go for the real thing instead

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Sounds like it would hurt.

P08 is a nice gun, but it's pretty cheap, so I could just buy one if i wanted to. I think I would choose an MG42

I just round this outside!!!!

Panther

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If it includes ammunition, I'll take a Gyrojet please. Always have been fascinated by them, but the ammo is insane, around $100 a shot.

How are things in England?

kek, that'd be pretty tough to move around though.

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The 7 Dragon Balls.

>Then threaten every nation with it.

I don;t think you could threaten any nation other than the one where you take delivery. Moving that bastard around would not be easy.

Sweet, how much did it cost you though?

The death note.

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Only correct answer.

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Such a ridiculously impractical gun -- but who the fuck does not want a rocket pistol?

Vid saved, thanks.

i suck at aiming so i need this

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant when set beside the power of the Force.

there is one issue though

it does not pack a punch at close range

>the ultimate meme pistol
>I'd still fuck Hillary to own one

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I love you

It's a fucking rocket pistol. It exists to be cool as fuck, not to be practical.

But I could live comfortably in the death star. The Force offers no luxuries whatsoever.

A suicide pill

Allahu Akbar, bitches,

No railings, though.

This is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen, I hope you're joking... Actually no, I hope your serious. I hope you actually CC one of those pieces of shit, because it'll kill you long before you have the chance to make someone else die by the hands of such a retarded, crayon eating piece of shit. Maybe, just maybe if your mom fucked her second cousin instead of her first, you might have at least half a brain in you.

Any?? Fuck, I want an 80s FAL or an ak sbr with all the trimmings

The Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator

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U couldn't even lift a M240 you little manlet faggot

I'll see your panzerkampfwagen and raise you landkreuzer

Mosin Nagant please daddy

Don't be surprised if there's no earth shattering kaboom.

Why don't you go to /k/ for this???

But there was supposed to be an Earth-shattering KaBOOM!

/k/ don;t know bout my One (1) Can Industrial Strength Whoop Ass.

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>can choose anything
>chooses a $200 piece of shit

Not even joking, my mosin is the worst rifle I own. It's an absolute piece of shit. Sure it's sturdy and made to last, but it's not very accurate and working the bolt is like working a piece of farm equipment.
Up your game. If you want a WW2 bolt action, at least go for a Kar98K.

Come at me, bro.

my nigga

this

And I think they still have it in stock...

Tbh I guess I'm more in love with the history behind the rifle then the actual rifle the infamy and my other choice would be the Arisaka or a Lee Enfield

middle one, or various other short swords

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That's a Luger

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I love you for this
I was going to comment that too

royal wif cheez!

How you gonna move it around genius? Youre better off with a regular ol' ICBM

Obligatory Light Saber

I would like to try to weld with it

:)

s&w 500

Heh...
>Threaten world with mass extinction
>Agrees not to fire for 500m$/yr
>assumes there will no repercussions
>MFW

Assuming we get the ammo

and they dont even work half the time
best rocket gun

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Does the bullet explode?

Webley .455 Mark 6

F35 with unlimited ammo and unlimited fuel! FTW

Either one of those.

So instead of actually imagining up a weapon you're taking someone else's idea for weapons that can transform into anything you can imagine?
Somehow I don't see this going well for you.

oh yea

It's a pain to carry and offers nothing more than a 650
Looks badass though