if you died how long would it take to someone to find you Sup Forums
If you died how long would it take to someone to find you Sup Forums
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Why would I give a fuck? I'm dead remember
good point
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On the same day I'd imagine.
I live with my parents because I'm a sad fuck, and spend all my time alone in my room shitposting on Sup Forums...
But they'd notice I'm not going out in the garden to smoke a joint and probably check up on me.
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probably a few hours
my misses would come if i didnt call or answer the phone, ive had friends sprint to my house when they've heard me having a seizure before on skype and discord.
probably very little time.
Sounds like you have really good friends
yes i do, i truly live a blessed life surrounded by positive people.
If it weren't Christmas time I imagine my Mom would come check on me at my apartment after 24 or 48 hours of not responding to her call or texts. Now we only talk a couple times a week so I could be laid out on the couch for 5 or so days before being found.
one or two weeks if im not on holiday
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Right now? Maybe 60 seconds. My wife and kids are right in the other room.
Worst case scenario it might take until morning.
12 hours to 1 day
I work with my mother so she would find out. Part of my hope she calls the police if I died at my place, I wouldn't want her to see me dead.
A week at most. If I dont show up for work tomorrow, my co-workers will think nothing of it and my boss will be absolutely furious. Authorities would be at my door either tomorrow evening or a few days later. Only one who will try to find out where I am is my boss, and she would only want to get me back to work.
I dont have friends (literally, unlike edgy teenagers, i really have zero friends. No one to talk to) and havent spoken to my family in a decade.
If your answer is anything less than days, you have a better social life than me, grats.
He’s not dead, just a passed out abo.
4 days 5 hours 32 minutes and 15 seconds
1-2 weeks
About 4 hours probably.
within 24 hours
Well I have kids so like, 1/2 a second because they never leave me the fuck alone
Ha, fag!
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It would have been a great idea if y was a good fit in your life and that you had a good experience in the field of business
This!
If I died right now? An hour or two, tops three.
Back home with parents because I just broke up with my fiancee and now I have nowhere to go but my parents place since I've alienated most of my friends.
If I did it myself? 24 hours - never. I would blow my brains out in the swamp out front for easy cleanup and biodegradation. I hope no one fucks up my last will that nature welcomes me back into its eternal embrace. God damn I hate people.
1 or 2 weeks. My cat will eat me in the meantime.
12hrs absolute max
dead inside count
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is that lane stanley?
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It could actually be many years. I'd porbly just be a skellington.
>live alone, house is paid for and detached so no one will smell anything.
>all bills are direct debit and my account has enough to pay for utilities almost forever.
>all comms are online
>family gone
>friends, umm no.
>don't work or go to anyplace I'd be missed.
>if anyone found me it would probably be a bugler
>this is central Londin, 2017
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I don't know.
I call my parents once a week but they live 18 hours away, I work mostly from home so at least a week before anyone really got worried.
I'd guess between 4-10 days.
About 4months. Rent is set to direct pay from my account, as are most my other bills, and with my small savings we'd make it to month 3 before I had no rent money, so about 1 month after that at most before landlord shows up to kick me out and finds me.
If he spends some time looking through my stuff he'll find 5k in 20$ in my little safe, and a couple grand in electronics.
Don’t live alone, got roommates, so not long.
12-48 hours
Depends on where I would. In and around my apartment: by morning. In bed: Either by morning or late afternoon.
they wouldnt
> "... it would probably be a bugler ..." ;
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Poppyposter, nice one
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One of the sad fucks that can't have friends because you have to the your gfs little bitch?
it depends where I was when I died.
At this point, I would be found in about 4 hours. Girl comes home at that time. I wouldn't really want her to have to find me though. I'd rather someone else had to deal with that shit than her.