Luke drank dat titty milk tho. Discuss

Luke drank dat titty milk tho. Discuss.

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In-Canon Disney nipples. You wanted to see Jasmine's titties and this is what you got. It's glorious.

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Tiddy, Tiddy, Tiddy

Tastes Good, Man.

He is a farmer, he drinks milk.

He is an old fart, it spills to beard.

Luke Loves The Tiddy Milk

anyone got that comic with kylo milk? shits hilarious

he's a badass

Bet the butthurt fanboys don't understand those two simple facts.

I want milk from Leia's creamy tits.

Rian Johnson is either an asshole or a troll for including that scene in the movie

she's dead bro

The new Star Wars movie is like pic related.

Not just any milk. The same milk he drank in A New Hope, thus his grin. It's a reminder of the good old days before his aunt and uncle got fucking blown up.

Carrie Fisher is dead. Leia is still alive in the Star Wars films.

And guess which drinks have recently been announced are coming to Disney parks?

Showing how a man survives on an island while making A New Hope easter egg at the same time? No, I think in this particular case, it's more that he had a great idea. Because the butthurt masses would be crying that it makes no sense that he can find enough nutrients on the island to survive.

Piss and chlorine?

that movie was shit.

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We're talking about titty milk here you raging queer. Get the fuck out and go back to one of the other thousand threads pussy-weeping about how you don't like a film.

no best movie ever, see proof

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Yummy

Tittays swollen with milk!

Show dem titties!

I got your back man

Here they are.

Moar Titty Milk!

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All milk is titty milk. :|

I would take her up on that offer.

The fuck is happening here?

the realization he wasted his life on shitty movies

I blame The Big Bang Theory and also Joss Whedon.

Mark Hamil looks like he has been gang raped in prison after watching the Premiere of the Last Jedi.

Pretty sure he did other shit in his life than just act in a couple of movies, fucking autist

>Be me
>Get no lines in the last movie even though I was one of the main plot points
>Finally get a movie that actually needs me to talk
>Director tells me I need to milk a Thala-siren
>Don't even know what that is
>He tells me it'll be a funny scene and everything
>Says I drank green milk in ep 4 too
>I can't even remember what I had for breakfast last Tuesday and he thinks I care about that
>"Just do the scene and get it over with Mark"
>Fuck it
>How dumb could it look
>Shoot the scene
>While I'm drinking it I realize how disgusting this must look
>Skip ahead a year
>Movie comes out
>People can't stop talking about it

What the fuck is wrong with Mark Hamill is he high or something??

Star Wars was Hamil's swan song; The highlight of his career in show business.

>Be me
>Get no lines in the last movie even though I was one of the main plot points
>Finally get a movie that actually needs me to talk
He should have used his Joker voice through the entire movie.

Sad, and betrayed by people he trusted.

He's just and old man, man.

Think of how fucked it'd have been if he'd sucked it straight from the teat, never losing eye contact with Rey.

Soooo pissed that Disney put so many asians in that film. Its like ok man we get it. Piss all over our classic star wars.

all milk is titty milk you fucking brick

Nah Mark said that he hated everything that the writer wanted Luke to become, he had no part in the script

>Daisy Ridley naked.

vimeo.com/150297066

>getting pissed at asians instead of the mouthbreathing marvel tier humor
The jews really did a number on you, brainless.

Not all the time.

And can someone please explain to me why they didn't kill off Leia? But mark hamile out outski? He probably makes more cash on his voices than his acting.

Brown nipples, why am I not surprised? And I bet there is no milk in those titties too.

>rice milk
>soy milk
>coconut milk
>milk of magnesia
Stupid nigger.

This is why Blue Titty Milk is best.

Because stronk women to expand fanbase into women who pretend to be nerds because of TBBT.

The patriarchy is crumbling right before our eyes.

here's your retard button

Shit thats the last thing a galaxy far far away in a time long ago needs... A jew with a lightsaber!

When he took a slug and then winked at Rey kek priceless. Best scene in the fucking movie

>, and
You have to be over 18 to post here, buddy.

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And ol kylo seems to be pussy as fuck too! Darth Vader was not pussy! Even when he was Anakin. Ruthless man! But this fools a bitchhhh!

Honestly best scene in the whole movie

I want to know how Edward Elizabeth Hitler became an officer of the first order

Although he used it in the wrong context, I hope you know that putting a comma before "and" isn't always wrong.

I know where blue milk really comes from

JUST

What's this webm from?

Is that a mustard cocktail?

I got it from here, sorry idk.

no but here have this

All his hope. Lost.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Mdm8rpv045U

They were going to kill her in the next movie

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Drumpft and white people btfo'd

Wait I found it!
its from a 2011 Spanish movie called:
Sleep Tight

>The same milk he drank in A New Hope
How do we know this? I don't remember seeing that creature on Tatooine.

Despite the thousand yard stare and heavy breathing, I have to admit he looks damn good for pushing 70.

Thanks

The only reason Hamill started saying the movie was good (especially on disney owned channels) is because they got tired of hit bitching about the force awakens and even the last jedi and cracked the whip at him. Wouldn't surprise me if thats why they killed him off was to keep him away from it and complaining since many fans actually listened to him.

youtube.com/watch?v=EIY-PsHrj9A
Poor Mark, he didn't deserve any of this.

Anyone got the webm of Leia going super man? I told me gf about it but she doesn't believe me

No, he had been slated to die in episode VIII before Episode VII had even began filming. J.J. Abrams made the decision. In his vision Luke would reappear to Rei in episode IX as a force ghost like Obi Wan did to Luke in the original trilogy.

I don't remember seeing take a dump on Tatooine either. Guess that means, canon wise, Luke doesn't poop?

fucking sad

fuckin nice

all milk is titty milk. what are you fags even talking about?

he'll always be the best joker.
unless disney buy DC and somehow fuck that up too

>titty milk

what other kinda milk you gonna drink?

Believe in what you are told like good sheep.

soy, almond, hazelnut, peanut....need more examples?

almond milk is not milk, its nut juice.
I wonder why they didn't market it as nut juice?

Look, we like titties and we like blue milk. You got a problem with that, or something?

False equivalency. The claim was that Luke drank the same milk on Tatooine. There is no evidence to back that claim as those creatures were not on Tatooine. Very poor reasoning skills, user. Disappointing.

probably because they heard you call your cum nut juice while you were fapping to your mothers pic.

Abrams said they were going turn Luke into another Obi Wan in an interview.

BAAAAAAAAAAA Hey JJ I think your sheep want to lick your balls again.

What are you on about?