My dog just threw up in three different places in my house. Trips decide what I kill it with.
My dog just threw up in three different places in my house. Trips decide what I kill it with
Dick
Kill yourself instead plz
Fire
Kill yourself, maybe it'll choke on your corpse.
Use it as a dead weight to hang yourself
>I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE DOG
>I HAVE NOT TRAINED MY DOG
>*blame dog
off yourself quick?
Set yourself on fire, and run around the house, trying to burn the dog
kill it by killing the owner, who takes "good care" of him
Superglue razors to your dick and fuck it to death
let it live a full life, but one knowing its owner is dead
letting it live a good life
kill yourself instead
Natural causes such as old age
kill yourself faggot
smear him his poo in face
stab yourself until your dead, and the dog will probably lick your retard blood up
Suck his dick dumbshit
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suck him off to death
nuclear warhead
let him fuck you until he's dead, or you're dead
Natural causes
slice your dick off with a razor blade, and try to feed it to the dog, if he's even able to pick the small thing up
kill yourself
end your life
Your dick.
Confirmed doggos
op dick rides a chainsaw
eat all the puke instead
let the dog eat your ass
I am rolling for the following
Don't kill the dog OP, give your dog away for adoption, clean up the puke, then kill yourself. It isn't the dogs fault, he may be sick or dying, try taking him to the vet for healing before you give him away.
You are a real piece pf shit OP, and not the good kind.
Don’t kill the dog. Clean up and give him anti vomit medication like Dramamine and imododium.
op eat his shit
Sup Forums values dog live more than one from a human ?
Marry the dog, eat the puke, fuck your sister
Your teeth
Rolling for this, KEK
OP Kills Himself By Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation And Disappoints Every One Around Him
Bury it alive
Ffffffuuuuuuucccccckkkk
Roll
If you can't kill it with your bare hands, you don't deserve to kill it. Just grab it by the throat and squeeze it's wind pipe until about 2 minutes after it stops struggling. If you can't do that, you should just get over the vomit and move on with your life instead of being an edgelord crying over spilt vomit.
The first blunt thing you find
Rollin again
Fuck dogs
OP eats vomit
ROLL 666 SATANIC TRIPS
Choke it with a HDMI chord
OP Kills Self
1 off I'll get it for sure this time.
You never said no re-rolls OP
Delivrar my winrar
OP eats dog shit
Love and a vet visit.
If small stick in oven
If big bury alive
OP dies
Hands
Kill it with kindness and love and find out why it's sick. Get into the trash?
Single clean shot to the back of the head while it's eating a cut of raw, warmed steak. Inna woods.
pics or it doesn't happen
GO GO POWER RANGERS
OP is fucked by dog to death
Leave it alone faggot
Kill it with kindness
Do it pussy
Improvised centrifuge
do it
lot of explosives with very short fuse
Chop your dick off, Call your family and threaten to hurt your dog, then feed your dick to the dog, Lastly shoot yourself. Please delivar in that order. Please post pics of your detached shlong
Kindness
Old age
this
Clearly some people did not approve.
But hell.
Rolling for a nice doggo bbq!
Plastic spoon
Don't kill dogs you fucking mongril
death by snu snu
yessssssssssssssss GET
OHH SHIT
OP deliever
That shit is gay. Feed it an overdose of laxatives instead
Close but the trips have spoken
fuck you i got trips
BETTER DELIEVER OP
RIGHT. If you don't know how to raise a pet, just DON'T.
What a DICK thing to say. Fuck you.
when's op gonna do it
I think we need a reroll for that delicious bbq
Call your family, chop off dick, and try to kill dog in that order.
I think the doggo bbq sounds like a better idea though.
we already got trips
HONOR THE TRIPS
Shameful reroll for what is clearly a better use of said trips.
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Eat the dog vomit.
OP you rabid cockmongler, better get to work
FUCK YEAH! I feel divine intervention coming on.
We should reconsider.
Winrar. Do it pussy
> (You)
>FUCK YEAH! I feel divine intervention coming on.
>We should reconsider.
THIS IS WHAT WE WANT!
Addendum, OP has to bbq the dog after feeding it his severed member and before shooting himself
Thats' what hose trips meant i guess
and calling family and telling them about the dog
use a shovel
post pics, too faggot
Results is what we are after.
I only want the doggo bbq. Keep your shlong dude.
He looks like this. How much could I get for him at the local Chinese restaurant?