My dog just threw up in three different places in my house. Trips decide what I kill it with

My dog just threw up in three different places in my house. Trips decide what I kill it with.

Dick

Kill yourself instead plz

Fire

Kill yourself, maybe it'll choke on your corpse.

Use it as a dead weight to hang yourself

>I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE DOG
>I HAVE NOT TRAINED MY DOG
>*blame dog
off yourself quick?

Set yourself on fire, and run around the house, trying to burn the dog

kill it by killing the owner, who takes "good care" of him

Superglue razors to your dick and fuck it to death

let it live a full life, but one knowing its owner is dead

letting it live a good life

kill yourself instead

Natural causes such as old age

kill yourself faggot

smear him his poo in face

stab yourself until your dead, and the dog will probably lick your retard blood up

Suck his dick dumbshit

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suck him off to death

nuclear warhead

let him fuck you until he's dead, or you're dead

Natural causes

slice your dick off with a razor blade, and try to feed it to the dog, if he's even able to pick the small thing up

kill yourself

end your life

Your dick.

Confirmed doggos

op dick rides a chainsaw

eat all the puke instead

let the dog eat your ass

I am rolling for the following
Don't kill the dog OP, give your dog away for adoption, clean up the puke, then kill yourself. It isn't the dogs fault, he may be sick or dying, try taking him to the vet for healing before you give him away.
You are a real piece pf shit OP, and not the good kind.

Don’t kill the dog. Clean up and give him anti vomit medication like Dramamine and imododium.

op eat his shit

Sup Forums values dog live more than one from a human ?

Marry the dog, eat the puke, fuck your sister

Your teeth

Rolling for this, KEK

OP Kills Himself By Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation And Disappoints Every One Around Him

Bury it alive

Ffffffuuuuuuucccccckkkk
Roll

If you can't kill it with your bare hands, you don't deserve to kill it. Just grab it by the throat and squeeze it's wind pipe until about 2 minutes after it stops struggling. If you can't do that, you should just get over the vomit and move on with your life instead of being an edgelord crying over spilt vomit.

The first blunt thing you find

Rollin again
Fuck dogs

OP eats vomit

ROLL 666 SATANIC TRIPS

Choke it with a HDMI chord

OP Kills Self

1 off I'll get it for sure this time.
You never said no re-rolls OP
Delivrar my winrar

OP eats dog shit

Love and a vet visit.

If small stick in oven
If big bury alive

OP dies

Hands

Kill it with kindness and love and find out why it's sick. Get into the trash?

Single clean shot to the back of the head while it's eating a cut of raw, warmed steak. Inna woods.

pics or it doesn't happen

GO GO POWER RANGERS

OP is fucked by dog to death

Leave it alone faggot

Kill it with kindness

Do it pussy

Improvised centrifuge

do it

lot of explosives with very short fuse

Chop your dick off, Call your family and threaten to hurt your dog, then feed your dick to the dog, Lastly shoot yourself. Please delivar in that order. Please post pics of your detached shlong

Kindness

Old age

this

Clearly some people did not approve.
But hell.
Rolling for a nice doggo bbq!

Plastic spoon
Don't kill dogs you fucking mongril

death by snu snu

yessssssssssssssss GET

OHH SHIT

OP deliever

That shit is gay. Feed it an overdose of laxatives instead

Close but the trips have spoken

fuck you i got trips

BETTER DELIEVER OP

RIGHT. If you don't know how to raise a pet, just DON'T.

What a DICK thing to say. Fuck you.

when's op gonna do it

I think we need a reroll for that delicious bbq

Call your family, chop off dick, and try to kill dog in that order.

I think the doggo bbq sounds like a better idea though.

we already got trips

HONOR THE TRIPS

Shameful reroll for what is clearly a better use of said trips.

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Eat the dog vomit.

OP you rabid cockmongler, better get to work

FUCK YEAH! I feel divine intervention coming on.
We should reconsider.

Winrar. Do it pussy

> (You)
>FUCK YEAH! I feel divine intervention coming on.
>We should reconsider.
THIS IS WHAT WE WANT!

Addendum, OP has to bbq the dog after feeding it his severed member and before shooting himself

Thats' what hose trips meant i guess

and calling family and telling them about the dog

use a shovel

post pics, too faggot

Results is what we are after.
I only want the doggo bbq. Keep your shlong dude.

He looks like this. How much could I get for him at the local Chinese restaurant?