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cheeky

first for fuck communism

two atrocious posts

you'll never guess the flag

>first for fuck communism

porked a fat chick again

can't stop myself

charles

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Hello akhis.

>northerners and southerners constantly fighting with each other
>not realising they need to unite to stop the real menace the west country.

did you take this picture with your schoolmates?

"Ransey's Hotehw How" is next? But the TV guide says Ramsey's Hotel Hell. Which is it? If only the announcer had been able to speak clearly. But I guess that's too much to ask nowadays. Competency? That marginalises the incompetent. Everything has to be done by the least qualified person, otherwise, how will people know that the employer isn't ableist?

rorke

Would like to shag one of those fat girls with HUMUNGOUS tits one day, just to see what it's like

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US invasion of Britain when

love communism
hate capitalism

simple as

Pints...

at the end of the day there's not a huge difference

but she did a really good suck

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Off to work

My sister threatened to expose my gender issues to mother again

My hair now covers all but the tips of my ears
Though not all of it is growing from the top of my head

hothead! haha x

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ooo arrr been drinking cider i have

quite mental how many big/significant terrorist attacks there have been in Europe but they just get forgotten about the next week because they're such commonplace

remember the Brussels airport bombing? forgotten about
remember someone literally attacked Parliament just over two months ago?

mental

love em...

Is ribena a virgin

wow it's almost as if it's the duty of Marxists to speed up their perceived awakening of the proletariat... crazy...

>1 hour evening class today
>had to take the bus there for 1 hour and back for another
>2 hour commute on the povvomobile with aborigines and mental patients for a class where we don't even do anything and I could have just stayed at home, used google for an hour and learnt 10x more

ah, yes

Yes but I see that changing soon enough

I'm more concerned with myself, not relationships

The only reason I get out of bed most of the time is so I can do a poo

amer have you ever tasted alcohol

they are purposely downplayed and made out as "just some ordinary thing" by the media like black crime is in the USA
except the circumstances of black Americans are not even close to the same as what is facing Europe right now.

>but I see that changing soon enough
youtube.com/watch?v=9Titnm-e1N0

>I do come in peace though...honest
Taqqiya even in comic books. Sad!

hard times by paramore is nice

Move to China

you know why america is so rich? earthquakes
*passes the keynesian blunt*

>awakening
wow it's almost as ifs been 150 years and that's never happened and never will... crazy...

awful post

wind your fucking neck in

*takes a bong hit of corn*
brruuuuhuhuhuh*starts coughing*

Pints and bacon sandwiches

lmao currently on three of them atm

I went to a burger king in london and it was way worse than in america

because the sale of labour has always been required. I'm not a gommie by any stretch but it is literally inevitable that one day we will live in a similar society - there will be no labour to be sold when everything is automated

love sargon, hate feminazis. simple as

>Pints and bacon sandwiches
hate them
love praying five times a day
simple as

shit thread
*closes tab*

>goes on holiday
>eats Burger King

*rubs temples and sighs*

*spits in your food and stirs my willy around in your sprite*

another mong addicted to fast food, we're on a roll today boys

*slides over and nicks your pint*

point #1: chads never complain about feminists
follow-up point: anyone who complains about feminists is not a chad
follow-up-follow-up point: anyone who complains about feminists is most likely a virgin

Can someone from /leftypol/ explain the dicksucking over there about chapotraphouse?

If I wanted to hear some Jewish nu-male urbanites snarking about ugh racist proles I'd live in Wellington

had mcdonald's in the US and it was worse than in the UK

*slides over and nicks your prick*

it's because we have better standards

yeah england is really renowned for their succulent cuisine aren't they
I should've got a kebab from a paki instead

Islam

maccas is better than both of them

traditional english food is peng

people who get naked in front of their pets are subhuman

imagine if instead of turning into a communist country we instead turned into a super capitalist country ruled by the robots. haha those communists would feel like fools
*forces you to imagine it*

whats irish weather like?

cloudy with a chance of potato famine and unmitigated emigration

such as?

why cant i find desustorage on google?

bit cold

the romans called it hibernia for a reason

then what? even with the resources to fund a universal income you can't really just have millions of idle people farting about

desu either the viral system of growth will perpetuate itself with space colonization, with "excess" humans relegated to the colonies
some sort of mass slavery/serfdom will evolve, probably unlike serfdom of the past though and with some moral excuses to justify it
total destruction and regress
or some sort of tech-barbarian equilibrium where we can live in "enlightened" tribal bands with strict population controls on earth and management of the climate/biosphere to sustain it.

ahahaha don't get on your fucking high horse about cuisine if as soon as you got your bags from the plane you darted to the nearest burger king you fucking walking stereotype

... So ... *awkward silence*

traditional english food is nothing to write home about desu

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cold out

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
english cuisine

At that point we'll be zoo animals living in the protective custody of our AI overlords, if they even bother allowing us to live.

I make a very good roast dinner

>UH YEAH, HEY THERE BUDDY LEMME GET 3 TRIPLE CHEESEBURGERS AND A PEPSI, DIET. THANKS
>12 PAUWNDS? YEAH I ONLY GOT DOLLARS HERE BUDDY, HERE'S 4 THAT SHOULD COVER IT
*takes bite (engulfs the entire burger)*
>UGH- EWEEE THIS BURGER SUCKS DUDE, YA EVER HEARD OF SOMETHING CALLED 'COOKING' *snorts* YEAH DUDE ENGLISH CUISINE SUCKS
*eats both other burgers*

roasts
pies
stews
sandwiches
curries

rorke

it hasn't existed for ages
try desuarchive

me in the drumpf square

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>curries
>english

hmmmmmm

Even if he didn't want English food he was in London, there is food from all across the globe there, but no, he was drawn like a moth to a flame to the welcoming sign of 'Burger King'

why cant i find that on google?

>saw my scissors on my desk earlier
>now that i need them, they're nowhere to be found

reeeee

isnt it funny that the wildlings in game of thrones are based on the scots

*runs out of things to say*

ummm awwwwwkwarrrd

english food is shit, sorry. people actually come to america for our food on the other hand because of how diverse it is
hmmm yea we don't have these in america

yeah

most of yours are derived from the english ones

if I see one more NAZI post I am going to scream

>OCH, THERE'S NEA WEA WE'RE GETTIN OOOVER THIS, LITS GO HOME

dunno they must have removed themselves from search engines, the site still works for me

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pinched some runt's scissors earlier

can hear him going mental right now

howling at the sheed

not really. none of the good ones anyway

>people actually come to america for our food on the other hand because of how diverse it is

yeah you're right to be fair: Panda Express, Taco Bell, iHop, Denny's

Back from the shops lads