Waifu thread

Waifu thread.

Previous: The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>most important: Have fun!

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Its done.
>Hitagi

I want to die

Niggers the thread

And for my proper claim.

(Trap Knight)
All Cannucks do
You're so vulgar, maybe you should put soap in that mouth instead of dicks

Then I'd class this under boring uneventful, neither good nor bad

My mini-vacation is over, I didn't realize how much I'd miss free time until I was reduced back to two hours of it

boop

Cute.

Why? Which Tomo are you?

youtu.be/zblgju2Ou0M

You have a bill for over 6G you should be taking care of.

hello again...sorry for sudden and very long disappearance

how is everyone?

Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

That's kinda interesting. The sociopath I know is entirely disinterested in lewd things.

Yeah im not looking forward to mine ending.
Bap!
Better than earlier, how are you?

duke

He's very straightforward about it whenever he does lewd things alone or with his girlfriend.

Not yet

I may purchase one to kms though

I've only been awake for a little while though

Girls don't have dicks tho

Hi Louise

This is a no bully zone

shh !!

alright i'm out, bye.

very nice job

Yeah, but sleep is good.
How are you?

OP would be the wife if you married this one.

also better than earlier!

glad to hear of your improvement

Now I'm kinda curious about his girlfriend.

is that an order or a suggestion?
Some people view vulgarity as attractive

I meant to say dick in vagoo

I'd be the husband and he'd be the husband

bep

>bullies anyways

...

Thanks you, тoвapищ

Even in a gay or lesbian relationship one takes the role of wife and one takes the role of husband. So choose.

Wtf don't say that. What's wrong?

Pls don't kill yourself
Peace.
She's, um, something.

Klonata

I sleep too much as it is. I can't complain I guess, the rash thing I have on one of my feet has been driving me crazy lately though. How are you?

That's pretty lewd

I found this gif of Uzuki being bullied earlier.

>>claimed

Lord Gaben is gonna get me again. feelsbadman.

Well she'd certainly have to be. Either special or retarded.

Thats good im glad to hear!
Have a good tune!
youtube.com/watch?v=NkJrBBD3xpE
Tep
I know google translate is no good moste of the time and got foodstuff out of it...

>bullis thread

The wife then
probably

let's just hope you don't have foot aids on your privates

youtube.com/watch?v=5fA2yV2i04c

stop being lewd

Weren't you leaving? Life or something

Existing is kind of a pain though uwu

Anything good on sale? Post cute ears.

Stop that

What would you like to do when you get here?

She seems pretty normal from what I've seen. God knows why she's with him.

I'm ok i guess. Just the usual apathy. Kind of feeling weird today though. I don't know how to explain it and am too lazy to try and articulate it.

Sometimes I wish I didn't have to work, but sadly that's not possible

I don't see how vulgarity can be attractive

I was leaving until I saw your post. Why don't you like your life?

Um, do you wanna talk about it?
Weren't you going?
I'm not coming there.

oof tovarisch is a dish?
lol bulli eggs dee

Probably similar reasons to why you keep talking with him. Easy to talk to. Maybe is even aware just doesn't care that he's fucked up.

...I thought we were done with the disapoint. :|
Is the unfortunate reality. I wouldnt if I didnt have a need for monies.
I dunno haha.

T-that's what she said!

already loading!

hello super cute

I mean, I exist
Isn't that proof enough uwu

I don't have any other maladies as far as I am aware.

Try anyway!

It's shit

I like your other personalities better blood chan

Not really ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

She's known him for over 8 years, IIRC.
Sono.
Um, okay then

Step 1: Mary somebody rich
Step 2: ???

Now you've backed me into a corner

Sweet! Did you ever watch an animu called Beck? Was a personal favorite of mine and this particular tune comes from it. Has some memories for me back when I chased a career in music.
youtube.com/watch?v=DMGloez0BCw
You've got a solid point haha but at the same time I like my independence. Not worth the trade off.

I hate when people call me that. Anyway just try to keep your head up and move forward. Don't let negative things bring you down.

thats some high quality shitposting.
youtube.com/watch?v=eQu28371Zes

Dank Souls 3 is 75%off if you been really slacking on good games. shadow of war, they are billions, cuphead and stardew valley for newer titles.

no bulli zone sorry.

Posting ears as requested, neko is love neko is life.

Urg. I'll try...
It's a bizarre mix of feeling like my thinking is clear and unmuddled, while simultaneously being totally incapable of thinking clearly about things.

have not seen Beck....also...I need calm tonight...whatcha got?

I heard you liked your steal well-done with ketchup

>just

Pretty

Post ears I hear?
Ok calm hmm.
youtube.com/watch?v=yCdU3uZlQaM

did you get checked?
or are you a virgin boi

I'm confident enough, dear
I expect to hear nothing but good things

jojo is a meme mine gold

doesnt look like shes being bullied

flop

smooooooth

so how did your day improve?

I'm not sure if any of those sound appealing to me. They are billions actually looks pretty good but I told myself I wouldn't buy EA games anymore. Maybe I should go back and playthrough more of Stardew Valley, it is pretty comfy.

Hmm, sounds complicated.

I got a physical like a year ago or so, I am STD free :^)

That image is like the epitome of bully. She's even crying.

Post pics of your gf plz

Plop
is no good to bulli shinobu.
If the last one is no good try this one.
youtube.com/watch?v=oXSOej4oN10
Took a shower to relax and had a beer, I calmed down a little after that. What about you?

Marriage scares me a bit, tbh
To give myself entirely to somebody, it really freaks me out

You sure do take a casual tone with me with all the pet names and such

shes standing there holding buckets how is that being bullied

blep
just trying to get some cute pics

the last one was good...but yup...I'm using this tonight

thank you!

have a book

Hey.

You want me to?

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super cute

hi btw

Im right there with you...
plep
Fair enough haha then you continue.
Haha welcome, I just found the last one myself and im really liking it.

It's not enjoyable.

nice Popsicle
thanks for telling me :^)

don't take it seriously, those words have no value

Hello

so shes being punished, not bullied

i shall, and im out of things to say

...

...

8 years is pretty impressive.

Me too...
Hi friend.

I'll fly you first class and even give you a special gift~

...

neko love, cute. keep posting

the gift that keeps on giving lol.

Stardew is that type of comfy game you play on a day off snuggled up with a coffee or something. idk how else to describe it other then that. You ever play Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale?

...

i'm grooving to it

hello

That's how long I've known my best friend for
I'm not gonna come meetcha, Sono.

I do think it'd be nice to be married one day though, problem is finding the right person...someone rich...

Aw, and here I was hopelessly in love with you
I know all about meaningless words

nice eyes

what are you up to?

I had a friend for like 10 years but we were childhood friends and after high school people tend to drift apart.

Thank you.
Stardew kind of looks like it would remind me of 64 version of harvest moon.
Nice. Is good glad you like it.
Eh I gave up on that idea, was engaged twice. Both times didnt work out before the wedding so I dont even bother trying anymore.

Yes

the gift nobody thought they wanted

hello nuke friend

course you were
I've had a few experiences with them. Along with that fake suicide threat.
Very pleasant stuff

Do it but I'll go in your place. I wanna pork sono BAD

are these things coming out of a factory somewhere? where do i submit my work order.

Okay you win.

She said no.

Litterally just sitting here listening to music. Is kind of nice tbh.
Ill still do the santa hat for you...