You have exactly ten seconds to explain why you don't own a sword

You have exactly ten seconds to explain why you don't own a sword.

guns

I own 2

It's not the 1200's and I own guns.

because im not a gay little kid who thinks swords are cool

I found a cane sword in a CVS once

>poorfag
>don't know too much about them
Halp!

Who brings a sword to a gunfight?

it's actually pronounced "sword"

A gentleman.

I do have a sword

guns
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I'd own a sword for fun, but I'm too busy spending my money on important things. Like spare keys, and shower heads.

who brings a gun sword to a sword gun fight?

lord nelsons pistol sword from the battle of trafalgar by the way

Post a pic. Bonus points if the pic is of you wielding it.

Illegal in my fascist country

! AFRICA STOP ASKING PEOPLE TO SWORDS FOR YOU AFRICA TO STEAL AND USE ON PEOPLE , AFRICA GO AWAY , AFRICA STUPID , STOP HAUNTING PEOPLE AFRICA , AFRICA YOU STUPID !

I own guns.

because I don't own a fedora

I prefer a naginata, like Hit Girl

Im not OP

Don't need to, skeet.

i can do it in less I'm not a piece of weeb faggot trash.

weewww, still have 5 seconds to spare.

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