Just got laid by an escort from backpage. Wore a condom. What are the chances I have a newly acquired STD

Just got laid by an escort from backpage. Wore a condom. What are the chances I have a newly acquired STD

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High, but who cares. Raw dog that whore next time too.

Decent

You won't get aids, but herpes is very likely. Fortunately it won't kill you, just disfigure you psychologically.

Bro to bro, no bullshit: are you being serious becuase I don’t want std’s I just wanted pussy

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Heroes, clap, chlamydia and likely hpv. Good news is 2 of those are curable.

Please explain

More whores have herpes.

Yes, but the psychologically part and being disfigured

Are you actually retarded?

I am not that guy, but I'm guessing he means the stigma as far as psychological difficulties with the herp.

Like someone said already, you won't get AIDS or some serious shit like that, but who knows what else. hpv, clap ect ect. It's fine tho...

Rape shower and enjoy your week of not being a stupid cuck. "Shit I can fuck this birch and nothing happens"

You are now in a cesspool of numbers family tree of filth. Youre 560432 on an estimated notation of networks of sex partners.

Op here. I may be retarted- was ‘smart’ enough to hire an escort

But thank you, that explained it.

>wore a condom
slim to none
if you have had above 2 women in your life, you probably have had at least HPV and probably HSV1. cdc estimates are 90% of the pop for herpes 1. most people never know or never get tested.

clap is probably like 1/3 lol most don't know until they're pregnant and start seeing an ob-gyn

Op here. Didn’t think about that... my sex family tree is now mix with God knows whoever the escort had sex with

Had only 1 women in my life before had. This OP is 19

If the condom didn't break basically all you have to worry about are hpv and herpes. Most people have them, a prostitute almost certainly would, but in most people they're also asymptomatic, so there's not really anything to worry about. Unless you start pissing blood, or want to have unprotected sex with someone, don't fret yo.

relax, dude
even if you caught something deadly it doesn't matter because everyone has to die eventually

Yes don't fret. Just forget about those yet to surface herp bumps or genital warts and continue spreading them

you're fucked cunt

OP. Thank you.. thanks encouraging. Basically see if my peeper hurts when peeing

Your welcome, it's a good idea to get tested anyways especially if you wind up feeling sick (fever, chills, sores ect.), but if condoms didn't work pretty well nobody would use those fucking things.

I fucked a hooker in Mexico a few years back and im clean as a whistle. You'll be alright

And that's the dirtiest cunt anyone could fuck. So follow this advise.

Alright. So HPV.. herpes.. what else can be done through a blood test

OP here. Damn

Clap and chlamydia are the same thing fuckwad

All of them fool. But depending on where you go you need to claim to have symptoms or else insurance wont cover it, assuming you have insurance in the first place.

pretty high, but it's not like it matters if you get an STD because you're a loser and women will never voluntarily have sex with you anyway

>PV.. herpes.. what else can be done through a blood test
They don't usually test for herpes unless you have sores, and most people who get it don't. I don't think they test for hpv ever, it's not really a problem for men, it can cause warts but that's rare, the big problem with it is cervical cancer. But you don't have a cervix. Otherwise they test for hepatitis, HIV, syphilis, gonorrhea maybe some other stuff? Don't worry about it, wait a few months, if you don't get sick but want to have sex with someone else or are still uneasy get tested, it will probably be fine.

No they're not fuckwit. Clap is slang for gonerrhia.

I do have it. Okay, I didn’t know about the symptoms-claim thing to get it covered. Will do

OP here. Truth. Thanks

You’re very reassuring. So for the next couple of months I will watch for if my peener randomly burns. Thanks -OP

In my experience, a clinic or doctors office will ask if you have symptoms, such as pain from urinating, or other symptoms. The answer is lie, to get it covered

Being 19, I still go to my pediatrician. They do ask those questions, but I was always truthful. But now that I know about the coverage-insurance thing I will lie about symptoms
- OP

Bro why tf you think I had to look into an escort?

Don't feel bad about it either. I swear they ask with a certain tone, as if urging you to bend the truth. The doctor doesn't give a fuck if they bill you or insurance.

If you get tested wait about a month, it takes time for diseases to manifest.

Actually you might want to read the page: verywell.com/how-long-before-std-symptoms-appear-3133026

Yup, she was a stripper at a club in Mexico. A cunt I was with at the time cheated on me so i decided to take a trip down there with my cousin. I took her to the back and got blown and rode backwards all for 20.00 the experience was 10/10

Few years later I got checked out for something unrelated and had nothing.

Op here. Inspiring

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How can you get herpes is you wore a condom

OP here. Would also like to know this

Herpes infects skin cells, most of your skin has keratin in it as a barrier, so getting it on your hands is rare but doable. On parts of the body where the skin is thin it can be transferred more easily, particularly if a thin part of your skin is rubbing against someone else who is infected. So thin skin to skin contact and rubbing. The skin around your crotch doesn't have much keratin.

OP here. I think it’s worth mentioning I kissed her. Was in the heat of the moment... but I’m sure that’s increased my chances for a a minimum of Orlando herpes

Oral herpes**

Yeah, but if she didn't have active cold sores then it's most likely fine.

stop being a little bitch

I’m cured. How did you do it?

Fuck her ass, pussy is for faggots

lol

If you want to be completely certain you could have her get tested, although that would be pretty expensive. You could pay her for the hour, take her to a clinic and have her blow you in the car.

you wore a condom?

quite low.

I did the same thing 3 years ago, I haven't been tested, but I also have never had any issues.

OP here. Didn’t notice that haha. That want the escort though. That one was another one I was looking at. Here is the actual one

That’s very creative actually