How do I seduce a guy Sup Forums?
How do I seduce a guy Sup Forums?
First you need a timestamp.
...
1) masturbate in your panties
2) write your phone number on them and hand them to the guy you want to seduce
3) ???
4) fuck him
tits or get the fuck out
first off how old are you?
But ass is clearly superior
asking the important questions
I like your tits femanon
Hi! Im 18.5
how old is he?
trap?
where do you know each other from?
the ultimate test, shoe on head with timestamp, so it and THEN you can state your case
Since you're posting here you must have a birth defect.
My age :). Im shy in real life. Figured i woupd at least get a laugh out of yall
>Butthole or gtfo
there is literally a fucking picture of her vaginaat the top of the thread
>being this fucking gay
STOP
>Find guy you think is cute
>ask him if he wants to get a drink
>if yes, provide number and tell what kind of places you like
>if no, say thanks anyway and move on
Guys are easy.
she has obeyed the rules
the thread can start now
stop your shit
/thread
this
Say "hey, do you want a blowjob?"
You're a roastie, you don't need to seduce, you just have to offer
Why do you want to. Do you like him, or do you have alternative motives? Is he already taken?
I know him from school
You should know you are a woman.
This
Hes single im just not used to approaching
This. Assertiveness gets my dick hard.
#Facts
do that
Old pic same background because i love this board
Just act remotely interested and you'd have hundreds of options i'm serious. Be flirtatious and confident with a mix of shyness because i'm a shy guy and I think its cute when a girl is but I like her to just fucking do it.
For only sex, put hand on leg and go slowly towards dick. If he runs, you're not going to get laid
For a serious relation, gtfo of Sup Forums
>How to seduce a guy
literally all you must do is assume the position
Would fuck/10
any time you see him make it a point to touch him
laugh at all of his jokes
never cross your arms when around him
ask him to hang out some time
if he says no there are other fish in the sea
and nice milkers
Look just ask if they want to have sex, or get drunk with them and heavily imply you want to fuck.
Should i post my face Sup Forums? Im afraid ill scare him off with my looks
If you snap me ill show you what a dude likes
MOMMY
Learn how to rotate you fucking pictures before uploading them.
POST TEETH
Pull down your panties.
Done.
to clear up the touching part
just touch his arm or something don't make it weird
and eventually start asking for hugs or something
They’re straight when I take them faggot
Seriously. You're cute, I assume you're nice. Just ask him if he wants to get a drink or coffee sometime. I'd eat that up anyway.
You showed vagoo. That's pretty much it.
I sowwy user xo
post asshole
Also hit me up on snapchat or somethin. Don't fuck wit me OP
I was hoping for funnier replies tbh
Whats your snap :)
Like u fat?
Grab his dick to assert dominance then start start loudly sucking it.
Id seriously suck your nipples for as long as time permitted
Coryuken I think idk. It's been forever since I used that shit lol
Funniest thing ive heard all day
Would tit fuck your assholes
I wannna suck on yo titties bitch
>find him walking down a hallway alone one day
>cut him off
>pull down your pants and start shitting onto your mud flaps
>slap your shitty gash lips
>make gorilla sounds
every mans weakness
Are a butter face? This can be a major problem or a deal breaker for some.
This
You delivered immediately, therefore circumventing the typical "4 chan Greeting"
But for real you got A1 tits post more
use your context clues FAGGOT
and we were hoping for a timestamp, dude
nice b8 m8
actual nigger talk. dont give him anything op
like this
no timestamp
image filename: "2017 12/11"
"she" didn't deliver immediately, he's posting these images from a folder. It's a lot faster to reply when you don't have to actually take a photograph.
Because you're a dude.
BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.
In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity.
wait a second...I recognize this body. Is this you?
can i get a better look at that pooper OP?
parties over
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH LOL! RIGHT GUYS???
The plot thickens
lol
same background
same girl
same lack of timestamp
hmmmmm
was this whole thread fucking bait?
got the teeth atleast
fucking hell user how long have you had that saved?
was this from another thread or?
>76 replies
>34 posters
At least half of you fags fell for the oldest trick in the book
Marie?
even if op said it was bait when he posted, youd still be replying faggot
Those stamps are pretty poorly shopped lmao
Nah maybe shes posted beforr. OP please post clear timestamp
or what I mean is, if this is you and you aren't just reposting this reddit sluts images then what kind of game are you running?
Here is the pooper of woman being posted, not necessarily op
>How do I seduce a guy Sup Forums?
Thats easy just show him something anything ass tists, your vagia. Anything. You want to be more sutil i dont know grab of her arm an touch it with your tits use hot clothes i don't know?
motherfucker LOOK AT THE FILENAMES
Same wallpaper and erything. I think this user is onto something
Has she ever pooped before?
just to be clear I thought i recgonized that wall paper, I just got here and knew right away who that was. she posts on /r/gonewild all the time. I have like 200+ images, many with face. u/Mypaleness or some shit
her images seem pretty legit i reverse searched yours and something came up
but for hers there's nothing
look at her tits at the top of the thread it says the date and OP
You already got me with that pic. So no worries.
this. she hasn't realized she doesn't have to work for it. Just tell him you want to fuck, it's that easy.
Are you this new?
If so, welcome newfriend
Pay the guy a hundo.
That will work.
How many fucking niggers are we gonna get on one night?
right, I know she is a serious attention whore and wouldn't doubt she would come here to post. That is why I asked, "are you her?"
lol kik me, i'm funny
trumpsbuttplug
I dont care enough to look but free to post them