How do I seduce a guy Sup Forums?

How do I seduce a guy Sup Forums?

First you need a timestamp.

...

1) masturbate in your panties
2) write your phone number on them and hand them to the guy you want to seduce
3) ???
4) fuck him

tits or get the fuck out

first off how old are you?

But ass is clearly superior

asking the important questions

I like your tits femanon

Hi! Im 18.5

how old is he?

trap?

where do you know each other from?

the ultimate test, shoe on head with timestamp, so it and THEN you can state your case

Since you're posting here you must have a birth defect.

My age :). Im shy in real life. Figured i woupd at least get a laugh out of yall

>Butthole or gtfo

there is literally a fucking picture of her vaginaat the top of the thread
>being this fucking gay
STOP

>Find guy you think is cute
>ask him if he wants to get a drink
>if yes, provide number and tell what kind of places you like
>if no, say thanks anyway and move on

Guys are easy.

she has obeyed the rules
the thread can start now
stop your shit

/thread

this

Say "hey, do you want a blowjob?"
You're a roastie, you don't need to seduce, you just have to offer

Why do you want to. Do you like him, or do you have alternative motives? Is he already taken?

I know him from school

You should know you are a woman.

This

Hes single im just not used to approaching

This. Assertiveness gets my dick hard.


#Facts

do that

Old pic same background because i love this board

Just act remotely interested and you'd have hundreds of options i'm serious. Be flirtatious and confident with a mix of shyness because i'm a shy guy and I think its cute when a girl is but I like her to just fucking do it.

For only sex, put hand on leg and go slowly towards dick. If he runs, you're not going to get laid
For a serious relation, gtfo of Sup Forums

>How to seduce a guy
literally all you must do is assume the position

Would fuck/10

any time you see him make it a point to touch him
laugh at all of his jokes
never cross your arms when around him
ask him to hang out some time
if he says no there are other fish in the sea
and nice milkers

Look just ask if they want to have sex, or get drunk with them and heavily imply you want to fuck.

Should i post my face Sup Forums? Im afraid ill scare him off with my looks

If you snap me ill show you what a dude likes

MOMMY

Learn how to rotate you fucking pictures before uploading them.

POST TEETH

Pull down your panties.
Done.

to clear up the touching part
just touch his arm or something don't make it weird
and eventually start asking for hugs or something

They’re straight when I take them faggot

Seriously. You're cute, I assume you're nice. Just ask him if he wants to get a drink or coffee sometime. I'd eat that up anyway.

You showed vagoo. That's pretty much it.

I sowwy user xo

post asshole

Also hit me up on snapchat or somethin. Don't fuck wit me OP

I was hoping for funnier replies tbh

Whats your snap :)

Like u fat?

Grab his dick to assert dominance then start start loudly sucking it.

Id seriously suck your nipples for as long as time permitted

Coryuken I think idk. It's been forever since I used that shit lol

Funniest thing ive heard all day

Would tit fuck your assholes

I wannna suck on yo titties bitch

>find him walking down a hallway alone one day
>cut him off
>pull down your pants and start shitting onto your mud flaps
>slap your shitty gash lips
>make gorilla sounds
every mans weakness

Are a butter face? This can be a major problem or a deal breaker for some.

This

You delivered immediately, therefore circumventing the typical "4 chan Greeting"

But for real you got A1 tits post more

use your context clues FAGGOT

and we were hoping for a timestamp, dude

nice b8 m8

actual nigger talk. dont give him anything op

like this

no timestamp
image filename: "2017 12/11"
"she" didn't deliver immediately, he's posting these images from a folder. It's a lot faster to reply when you don't have to actually take a photograph.
Because you're a dude.

BLACK penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the BLACK man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent african seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the BLACK man impregnates.
In total, the BLACK man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the BLACK man is the epitome of masculinity.

wait a second...I recognize this body. Is this you?

can i get a better look at that pooper OP?

parties over

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH LOL! RIGHT GUYS???

The plot thickens

lol
same background
same girl
same lack of timestamp
hmmmmm

was this whole thread fucking bait?

got the teeth atleast

fucking hell user how long have you had that saved?

was this from another thread or?

>76 replies
>34 posters
At least half of you fags fell for the oldest trick in the book

Marie?

even if op said it was bait when he posted, youd still be replying faggot

Those stamps are pretty poorly shopped lmao

Nah maybe shes posted beforr. OP please post clear timestamp

or what I mean is, if this is you and you aren't just reposting this reddit sluts images then what kind of game are you running?
Here is the pooper of woman being posted, not necessarily op

>How do I seduce a guy Sup Forums?
Thats easy just show him something anything ass tists, your vagia. Anything. You want to be more sutil i dont know grab of her arm an touch it with your tits use hot clothes i don't know?

motherfucker LOOK AT THE FILENAMES

Same wallpaper and erything. I think this user is onto something

Has she ever pooped before?

just to be clear I thought i recgonized that wall paper, I just got here and knew right away who that was. she posts on /r/gonewild all the time. I have like 200+ images, many with face. u/Mypaleness or some shit

her images seem pretty legit i reverse searched yours and something came up
but for hers there's nothing
look at her tits at the top of the thread it says the date and OP

You already got me with that pic. So no worries.

this. she hasn't realized she doesn't have to work for it. Just tell him you want to fuck, it's that easy.

Are you this new?

If so, welcome newfriend

Pay the guy a hundo.
That will work.

How many fucking niggers are we gonna get on one night?

right, I know she is a serious attention whore and wouldn't doubt she would come here to post. That is why I asked, "are you her?"

lol kik me, i'm funny
trumpsbuttplug

I dont care enough to look but free to post them