ITT: Luke's death

ITT: Luke's death.

I thought it was fucking beautiful.

Your thoughts?

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I wish his metal arm had fallen off and rolled around on the ground when he became one with the force.

that would've been fitting

Yes, I really liked it as well. I don't understand the hate this movie gets - sure there was some stupid shit, but anything with Luke, Kylo, Rey and Snoke was perfect.
Also flying Leia is alright, it's not like she's force user or something.

Fuck off with your baby Star Wars shit. It's all crap.

personally I would've like to see him explode into a puddle of green breast milk

I agree, but I do understand the complaints that it didn't really make sense for him to die. I took it as him coming to peace and becoming one with the force, but we've never seen that happen before without the character actually dying for another reason.

Either way, the double sunset was perfect.

>the double sunset was perfect
Was there a spaceship coming there?
Anyway Luke will be back in the next one in a large capacity I think - Mark was terrific in The Last Jedi.

WHY THE FUCK did he have to "project" himself? If he's just gonna die why not have him be like actually there? Pretty gay.

How would he get there?

i have 0 interest in social justice wars

'social justice wars'

top kekkles

Man star wars Fans will eat up any old shit they slap the logo on. They build up finding luke for a whole movie then kill him off just cuz. Not the only huge flaw of this movie btw.

They'll probably have to bring him back as a ghost, just to fill in some of the role Leia was going to play before Carrie died. She was clearly going to have some big payoff with Kylo, otherwise they would've had her sacrifice herself instead of Holdo.

The whole point was that he was able to hold off the entire army without even being there. Everyone was expecting him to show up and wreck Kylo with a lightsaber, but he didn't have to. He utterly humiliated the First Order, and that's the story that will spark the new rebellion.

I hate prequels, most of the games except for Jedi Outcast, all books, the animated series. Pretty much the only things in the franchise I love is the OT, the two Disney movies are decent, Rogue One can suck dick though.

Also the fanbase is comprised of toxic manchildren.

>Also the fanbase is comprised of toxic manchildren.
This is true

Have you seen the 2D animated Clone Wars? It came out before Revenge of the Sith, and was directed by Genndy Tartakovsky from Samurai Jack. I don't think it was ever considered canon, but it's the best thing to come out of the prequel era.

>snoke, kylo
they had a moment to make a different plot and instead kylo was like"destroy the ships anyway"
snoke being brought up as the big bad boss with no background to die so meekly without even seeing a fight was stupid. also the first starwars movie besides rogue one to not have saber on saber fighting

his X-wing or he could have just gone with bitch face
>He utterly humiliated the First Order, and that's the story that will spark the new rebellion.

So how would people see that he "humiliated" the first order? Were the rebels filming with their cell phones? The rebels lost all their ships, commanders and had to flee so its interesting that people think the the Empire/First Order got "humiliated".

And holy shit WHY did it take them forever to kill ONE Goddamn shitty rebel ship?
>Derr faster then our big ships xD
Jesus how incompetent is the empire! Just send out some tie fighters to shoot the ship in the un-shielded front! Whats more the entire movie the rebel ship was within eye sight of the empire's fleet how close do the huge Dreadnought Guns need to be before they're effective? And the rebel shield is so strong that they can withstand an entire Imperial armada but the all of Empires shields get reckt by one ship ramming them.
>inb4 nit picking
Sorry I can't turn of my brain...it was an ok movie 2.5/5 capeshit.

>snoke being brought up as the big bad boss with no background to die so meekly without even seeing a fight was stupid.

>Hmmm will my young Sith apprentice betray me because I'm about to kill someone he loves? >Nawwww that's never happened before...
>I'll just leave this light saber on my armchair in a universe where people can move shit with their mind.

Haven't watched movie never will but curious how did he die

He was raped to death by the snow monster from Hoth.

>So how would people see that he "humiliated" the first order? Were the rebels filming with their cell phones?
You fucking faggot.
The final scene with the little slave kids demonstrates that the whole fucking galaxy knows that luke the jedi master faces off against the entire first order army alone.

So yeah it looks like someone did whip out the cell phone

The same X-Wing that was several years under the sea?

>So how would people see that he "humiliated" the first order?

in the middle of nowhere Rey learned about the legends of the jedi, and Luke, and how he and his friends / allies took down the Empire

word of mouth is pretty big, "yea so the first order had this giant death star canon but they got totally fucked lol" travels pretty far

>just send out some tie fighters to shoot the ship in the un-shielded front

they said multiple times that tie-fighers could only go so far out of range or else they'd be too easy to pick off by their defenses

>how close do the huge Dreadnought Guns need to be before they're effective?

dreadnaught blew up in the first battle user, but yeah the guns only work so far, note how the ship was much further away than the blockade runner was in episode 4

>And the rebel shield is so strong that they can withstand an entire Imperial armada

they don't withstand an imperial armada though, the cannons aren't effective, they said this in the movie

>but the all of Empires shields get reckt by one ship ramming them.

force = mass * acceleration, energy weapons vs. a space cruiser travelling FTL isn't even a comparison

>sorry I can't turn of my brain

it sounds like you never turned it on when you watched this movie

He became one with the force

Leia is a force user, she is Lukes TWIN, a skywalker by blood and could've also become a Jedi. Not to mention how many years she must have had to learn from Luke

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I know, that's why I wrote it's alright.

Hey guys! Some niggers fought the empire and got their shit kicked in lets risk our lives for their cause LMAO
Aww yes in the same universe where magic is real, a ship being able to work after being under water is unbelievable. And like I said he could have gone with fish face.
>"yea so the first order had this giant death star canon but they got totally fucked lol"
The plucky cast of young people take down the ever incompetent empire that still somehow manages to have unlimited resources.OK.
>they said multiple times that tie-fighers could only go so far out of range or else they'd be too easy to pick off by their defenses
OH NOs the ONE SHIP might kill a few of our Tie fighters! Guess we have to take pop shots at them for the next SIXTEEN FUCKING HOURS. Also the Empire doesn't have any medium sized ships, oh no, they only have huge ones or fighters.
>the cannons aren't effective
The rebel plot armor is to thick good point
>force = mass * acceleration, energy weapons vs. a space cruiser travelling FTL isn't even a comparison
Ok sure but when pink hair kamikazed she took out most of the Empire's fleet, not just one ship, its like she zig zaged into every ship which is bullshit.

You're just ignoring these plot holes because you like Star Wars...search your feeling user you know it to be true.

Wait a second Fin and Jap ran into that slave kid when they went to the casino world. So he didn't know about the resistance from word of moth at all! You're the faggot. Faggot.

My wife's son and I really enjoyed that movie

I get that shes a skywalker and all, but wouldnt it be more "realistic" if she would be able to use the force more for political gain (mindreading and manipulating etc.) than force using like that?
And wouldnt you freeze to death in space anyway?
IMO, she should have died there, or later when she, instead of the other woman, suicided into snokes ship.
Either Fin or Rose should have suicided into that Laser.

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Star wars is gay

Nah you would not freeze to death in space. YOu wiil keep your current heat forever as there is nothing to lose your heat to in space

wut?

pretty sure it's -270°C

The heat would slowly radiate away from you.

Yeah it would but very slowly, like reaaaally slowly, 30 sec into space is nothing

The problem in space is pressure.

No pressure=blood begins to boil as the gasses in your blood expand, and you suffer the bends and die hideously with air bubbles in your blood.

I think this idea has been debunked by SciShow, look the video called "What Happens if Your Body is Exposed to the Vacuum of Space?"

so, what happens?

instant suffocation mainly, you would pass out in 15 secs, the liquides exposed to the vacuum would boil tho, like your saliva and blood in your eyes, probably blindness too

ok, thanks

So Total Recall got it right. Neat.

This, basically.
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You just learned what a troll is

He even said why earlier in the movie...What do you want me to do fly over there and face off against the whole first order with a laser sword??

Yes I really liked how they deconstructed this disgusting white male

That was true for the first one but yet no backlasj for that one. The bot technology has evolved

That's funny, never saw the episode yet that's exactly what I thought

>What do you want me to do fly over there and face off against the whole first order with a laser sword??
Right. Because that'd be suicidal yet he ends up killing himself anyway by using his hologram magic. So why couldn't he have actually been there? Its poor writing.

>snoke being brought up as the big bad boss with no background to die so meekly without even seeing a fight was stupid.

This by itself didn't really bother me. I kind of liked the subversion of expectations. They just did too much of it (Rey's parents, Luke's fight at the end, Snoke, Leia's death, the purple-haired admiral's death, etc.)

I also wish they had gone a different way with Rey and Kylo. It would have been awesome if they'd actually teamed up and started their own third side to the conflict.

I agree with you user, even tho I just think about this: If he went here by himself, the lasers of the AT-AT would have obliterate him, with the hologram he gain some time while kylo was astonished

This movie had a shit tonne of flaws, aside from the universal sci fi sin of having sound in space. 1, no fucking way leia survives that, people get sent flying with huge explosions and no damage also minor but common sins. Now for the plotholes.
>ship at lightspeed can penetrate shields, why hasn't lightspeed kamikaze drones been invented? seriously this shit took out the most powerful ship in current timeline.
>kylo kills sith lord, rebukes the dark side as well as rebels, offers Rey partnership in reinventing the first order. Why the fuck did she say no? literally ruling the first order, you could become a neutral ruling force that rules the entire galaxy, effectively ending war forever, but nooooo, they need to make more shitty movies to get back their investment, fuck you Disney
>Chewwy does not give a fuck about quarantine, literally takes critters from random planets and lets them travel with him, this wookie has probably single handedly destroyed countless planets ecosystems
>in rebels last stronghold, somehow the first order only had enough resources for a frontal attack, did they seriously have zero air force? not even a few storm troopers to put on standby?
>kylo fights astral luke, no one else does a fucking thing while this happens. Even if it was real Luke, kylo would overpower him if he had to attack and defend at same time.
>disneys stupid fucking humour has asperg normies chortling like schoolgirls throughout cinema experience

Yeah, it would fuck you up but it is survivable.

>If he went here by himself, the lasers of the AT-AT would have obliterate him, with the hologram he gain some time while kylo was astonished

Well that's true but the writers could have made Kylo a bit less trigger happy. You'd think he'd want to rub his victory in Lukes face.

It didn't fucking make sense.

>ship at lightspeed can penetrate shields, why hasn't lightspeed kamikaze drones been invented? seriously this shit took out the most powerful ship in current timeline.

This was by far the biggest issue for me. How has no one figured this out before? And even if this is the first time someone did it, it should change space combat in the SW universe forever. But you know they'll just pretend it never happened.

>Chewwy does not give a fuck about quarantine, literally takes critters from random planets and lets them travel with him, this wookie has probably single handedly destroyed countless planets ecosystems

Can't really call this a plothole, or if it is one it's been present throughout the entire SW series. Species from different planets mix freely everywhere with no thought for decontamination procedures, so they obviously have some sort of fix for it.

>kylo kills sith lord, rebukes the dark side as well as rebels, offers Rey partnership in reinventing the first order. Why the fuck did she say no? literally ruling the first order, you could become a neutral ruling force that rules the entire galaxy, effectively ending war forever, but nooooo, they need to make more shitty movies to get back their investment, fuck you Disney

This bugged the shit out of me too. Having Kylo and Rey create their own faction, separate from the Resistance and the First Order would have been far more interesting than what they went with.

>in rebels last stronghold, somehow the first order only had enough resources for a frontal attack, did they seriously have zero air force? not even a few storm troopers to put on standby?

Did you miss the TIE fighters that the Falcon drew off?

The other thing that bugged the shit out of me was how small the scope was. That was one of the few things the prequel trilogy got right. They did a good job of showing a galactic civilization and large-scale war within one. This one seemed like a fight between two small countries

Why didn't other First Order ship just hyperspace in front of the rebels? You can't tell they can afford these massive dreadnoughts but they only have two ships?
This was written by a child it's pointless to defend it

I thought the intent was to show how much kyle hated luke. How he blames luke for everything that fucked him up, and probably for him killing his own dad.

That was one of the few parts I thought was done well.

>I kind of liked the subversion of expectations.

I'm all for that.

The problem is the way they handled it. Like they gave you a huge gift-wrapped box, and you were wondering what was inside, and inside there was nothing.

Like... ANYTHING ELSE could have been a subversion, but nope. It was just an empty box.

Mark should have wrote it. I feel sorry for him.
He didn't know Disney was gonna buy this shit.
Rian is fucking retarded. He subverts expectations to the point of ruining the movie and twisting the plot so fucking much they have to put so much filler in that it just becomes cliche and broken.

>>ship at lightspeed can penetrate shields, why hasn't lightspeed kamikaze drones been invented? seriously this shit took out the most powerful ship in current timeline.
It was approaching lightspeed. Also there's a reason they need to plot a course and wind up for normal light speed travel. It can still pancake into planets and whatnot.

But the real reason is that Star Wars is science fantasy, not science fiction. The space wizards give that away.

>>kylo kills sith lord, rebukes the dark side as well as rebels, offers Rey partnership in reinventing the first order. Why the fuck did she say no? literally ruling the first order, you could become a neutral ruling force that rules the entire galaxy, effectively ending war forever, but nooooo, they need to make more shitty movies to get back their investment, fuck you Disney
He said he rebuked the Dark side, but he didn't. He rebuked the Sith. He went full Dark side. Kind of the point.

>>Chewwy does not give a fuck about quarantine, literally takes critters from random planets and lets them travel with him, this wookie has probably single handedly destroyed countless planets ecosystems
This happens in Star Wars all the time.

>>in rebels last stronghold, somehow the first order only had enough resources for a frontal attack, did they seriously have zero air force? not even a few storm troopers to put on standby?
The Falcon pulled all the air support.

>>kylo fights astral luke, no one else does a fucking thing while this happens. Even if it was real Luke, kylo would overpower him if he had to attack and defend at same time. \
No one else does a thing because Kylo (their Supreme Leader) told them not to.

>>disneys stupid fucking humour has asperg normies chortling like schoolgirls throughout cinema experience
I agree, the humor was overboard.

Why tho? He's supposed to be the greatest jedi of his age. Why couldn't him and Leia go out there, reflect all the bullets into the ATAT's? At least then they would have gone out with a bang. They could have had Leia whip out a lightsaber, and they both go down facing Kylo, who has to immerse himself in the full power of the darkside to beat them. Instead we got some cliche tacky ending, and Leia is still alive.

Most of the people trashing the movie didn't actually watch it or don't care about Star Wars and are going off gifs and spoilers. Not sure what else you should expect with the youtube generation.

>The other thing that bugged the shit out of me was how small the scope was. That was one of the few things the prequel trilogy got right. They did a good job of showing a galactic civilization and large-scale war within one. This one seemed like a fight between two small countries
Because it is small scope. The Resistance was a sub-radical faction not associated with the Republic. The First Order headshot the Republic with Star Killer and took over. It was basically a coup. So now you have a small-ish faction leading the galaxy through fear trying to hold off some jackasses with stolen weapons.

Outer space works different both in Star Wars and for force users.

It could have been worse, but the bigger issue was with what they did to the character in the first place. Mark Hamill understands.

Ted Cruz had to explain how Star Wars works to Hamill over twitter after Hamill tried to make a political analogy.

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He then got fucking rekt. I don't know what tweets you were reading if you think Marky boi didn't "win" that little spat

Not really, if you look up comments it's painfully obvious most people just saw a webm or heard a spoiler and pretend they saw it so they have an opinion. It happens all the time with media these days because these kids would rather watch someone else tell them what their opinion is.

Fucking LOL

Non of star wars makes sense because it's a fucking movie franchise, it's all fiction, it can be whatever it wants to be

>the autism is strong with this one

>The problem is the way they handled it.

No it's not, the problem is YOU, if you don't like it it's on you

>"look up comments"

okaaay user

You're in a thread with them right now you dumb ESL brainlet.

>I agree, the humor was overboard.

I bet you're fun at parties...
.if you ever got invited to one and no, your aunts 40th doesn't count

none*
cool meme kiddo

We live in a age that both star trek. and star wars are being ruined by the same enemy.

I bet you've got thousands of reaction images saved. Good job little buddy.

The comments here seem very well informed. They don't speak to your point at all.

This guy gets it

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>The comments here seem very well informed.
You literally just said someone's comment wasn't.

HE MISSED OF A FUCKING E WHAT A FUCKING JACKASS EVERYTHING HE SAID IS INVALID BECAUSE I'VE JUST CORRECTED HIS SPELLING

Like I said, autism

>I wish his metal arm had fallen off and rolled around on the ground when he became one with the force.

kylo completely deceived him and mislead him into wrong faith. He pretended a clear view of what he thought to snoke, about what he would do. so its all about the skill of kylo

reeeeeeeeeeeeee

fucking captcha

What, your mom buy you a 'puter for christmas?

Do you keep up with all the latest memes? How many fidget spinners do you have?

Look at tat post. You have no business calling other people autistic.

What he said wasn't an opinion about the movie you silly cuck. Why must I spoonfeed you?

Don't samefag m8, once is enough for me

>using cuck as a general insult
14 year old ESL confirmed

>getting embarrassed on the internet

14 year old little bitch confirmed

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I like how ESLs always just repeat whatever insult they got.

>ESL
I'm not even memelord enough to know what that is. Have fun with your pathetic life my virgin pal

He only is missing a hand.