MILF THREAD

MILF THREAD
I want to fuck a milf. Sup Forums I want to hear your success stories so i can reach my goal!

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my aunt on the right. just got a boob job recently

>4 years ago
>be me, starting some shit job that I only intend to work for a few months before moving on to something that pays better.
>"training" lasts two full months holy shit I won't have to do a damn thing at this place
>class is like 25 women and 4 dudes
>incredible spic MILF with fertile hips and huge ass seems to be going out of her way to interact with me.
>Catch in class she's been married since High School, 4 kids, brief details about hubby
>Invited out to drink with a few (female) friends and her after a few weeks
>Purposefully disregard other females, focus attention almost solely on MILF
>Nothing substantial happens that night, but I up my efforts in class by doing child-like shit that I knew would make her feel young again... passing her cute, private notes, giving most of my attention to her etc.
>Next weekend invited out again with her and one other gril from class
>Drinking ends, friend leaves to go do some dumb shit. MILF says she will call for a ride when she's ready to leave.
>Time to go, no ride has come though. She needs a ride.
>Taking her home, asks me to park so we can "talk"
>Briefly gets paranoid that we're being followed
>No worries, I drive around for 15 mins trying to lose whoever she thinks is following us.
>MILF spots a dark area near an empty park where she wants me to stop
>Park car, she's obv hyper conscious about what she's doing and who she's with
>Tell her no big deal, I don't mind indulging her whims
>Apparently this turns her into Niagra Falls and the slut is on my lap within seconds with her tongue down my throat
>Getting some decent feels, hips and ass are just perfect
>Things escalate pretty quickly into a blowjob
>Not great, but not horrible either. I'll take it.
>Next week she gives me her # and says she wants to go out alone just us next weekend
>Booze, weed, now she wants a hotel room
>Nah, I don't have the funds
>She'll pay
>Sounds good to me

lucky fucker
did much go on from there?

Bumping

bump

gross

Milf on kik?

Call him, he will help you out

I've been fucking my mother in law since before I even started dating my wife. MIL is easily much sexier and infinitely better lay.

For reference we all live together and yes my wife knows about it. We all share a bed. I love them both equally and for different reasons, but I married the daughter because she's able to have children, MIL is not. No we do not plan on making any changes to our lifestyle.

It's great I don't have to do anything at all around my house and I can get laid literally whenever I want to, one or both of them is always down to go. MIL is a proper cum dumpster though so she gets the dick a lot more often

>me 21, friends mom mid 50's
>working part time at bar, that her and friends came to for happy hours,
>they were fun and flirty bunch
>she was a regular and stayed too late and had too much to drink one night
>offered her my couch at my place around the corner
>walking her back i started to think yeah i might hit that,
>she wasn't minding my hands brushing up against her tits and ass
>at my place, offered her some water and she got to talking about her shitty marriage, lack of sex
>told her I can help with that, and put her hand on my lap
>let her feel my bulge and started kissing her
>took it out nothing hotter that my friends white mom sucking my dick
>fucked her that night and she comes around every now and then for more dick

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>fucked my friends mom who was in her 40's
>lived in my apt building was always nice to me when I was over
> she was divorced and doing the dating thing and must have had a bad night
>date ended early and she locked herself out and her kids weren’t home
>instead of paying management the money to unlock she came over to my apt to wait
>maybe she was tipsy, but we got to talking about sex and the girls I had dated and why they went out with me, told her I have a good dick
>laughed and said oh yeah, let see, I was dropping my shorts so fast
>it was growing very fast and hard and' she said , yeah that is a nice cock
>then she put her mouth on it and sucked me, it felt good
>even after I came she continued to suck, getting every drop almost to the point of hurting
>i was hard again and she probably gave me the best head I ever had
>she said fuck me and was dropping her skirt and panties
>pounded that pussy for hours, damn older ladies can fuck

Facebook groups are the way to go man. There's a few cougar groups, problem is they're drowning with thirsty bois.
Also, unless you're upper echelon boy meat, don't expect porn star tier MILFs.

if you don't mind husbands watching, craiglist / swing sites have some decent milfs looking to fuck

Didn't really try. Worked far from home spending months at a time living out there. Milf has long time bf

Watching tv in my shitty little room out there when I get a text from her being bored so I ask if she wants to watch tv with me.

She comes to my tiny room only a bed and a tv bolted to a wall.

We both sit on the bed watching tv eventually laying down. She presses her ass into my crotch and I take notice what she's getting up to.

So I move my arm pretending my legs ichy and go to wrap my arm around her while brushing up her tits...gotta ask if you want me to continue

>Be me 17
>Hanging @ friends house, his mom is early 40’s & just divorced; dad traded her in for younger model
>Friend taking it hard, needs company so I stay frequently
>One night late hear mom screaming at presume dad on phone, swearing and crying, etc
>Mom composed herself then pours herself vodka, asks if we want some (she was the ‘cool mom’)
>I have drank good amount before, friend hasn’t so he gets drunk fast
>Few hrs later mom is wasted and friend is feeling sick, goes to couch & passes out
>Mom & I start talking, turns sexual fast
>asks me if I’m virginfag (no), do I shave pubes (yes)
>Getting closer to her, begin making out @ kitchen table, friend still passed out on couch
>Make out turns to groping and I’m rubbing her tits and crotch
>She pulls my cock out and begins giving head, not best ever but pretty damn good
>I tell her I’m gonna cum, she keeps sucking, blast thick load down her throat
>She takes it like a champ then goes to bathroom and spits
>Comes back and immediately regrets what just happened, we can never do this again user blah blah
>goes to bed all embarrassed, I try to talk to her but nothing
>Next AM friend yammering about how strong the vodka was & he was OUT, mom comes out in robe
>Try to corner her in kitchen to talk, she said just forget it happened user
>She remarried two years later

similar thing happened to me and my friends mom, though she was still married , she only blew me once, but damn still a favorite memory everytime I see her

Bump don't die

bump

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ugly as fuk. she needs to wash her leg.

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Easy. Just follow these steps.

>Get GF
>Make her pregnant
>Deliver child
>Now you're fucking a MILF

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My wife and mother of three.

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You become a milf after your gf births a child? Thanks man i didnt know im a milf

more?

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>you're fucking a
not
>you're a fucking

Nice

So you like man-legs and flapjack tits. Got it.

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Tits and face?

Interest?

Face is posted above.

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Not with tits

God damn I'd love to have those legs wrapped around my head, just drowing in her pussy

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She has two children.

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I have a date with a milf tonight!

cya faggets!

Got kik for quick dump?

roriloli

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lrn2greentext

Post here you fucking faggot or GTFO

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IG @texasthighs

>faggot screenshots

Damn, she's hot as fuck. Lookin' all classy in her nice dress, but those shoes scream "fuck me"

Man among men

Good god yes

what is this
why is this
are you unaware of the distinct availability of porn on the internet?
gtfo.

ohhh momma!

>be me 17
>friends mom calls my phone looking for my friend
>haven’t seen him and hang up
>she calls back and ask if i want to smoke
>i say sure i love weed and get address
>google maps takes me out somewhere in bum fuck north texas
>pull up to single wide
>cracked out jaw jackin grandpa answers door
>leads me back to room with beads for a door
>place smells like heated propane mice shit and cigarettes
>equilibrium gets a little off and i start to get dizzy and sweat
>go thru beads and a cloud of chemical hits me
>she’s standing there holding glass pipe full of meth
>says what’s up youngin and puts pipe down on the dresser
>pulls a can of skoal out and puts a half the can dip into her mouth with a few teeth left
>ask we gonna fuck or not?
>i let out a nervous hah and said uh... sure
>we lay on the twin mattress and i pull flaccid penis out of my athletic shorts
>she said dang we gonna have to do something bout that
>starts tugging on my dick and asks “my sons gotta pretty big ol dick don’t he?”
>fuck if i know, but your hand feels like sandpaper
>”he get it from his daddy... he was a big ol Alabama nigger”
>disgustlipcurl.jpg
>she gets up and goes over to the dresser for what i thought would be a squirt of lotion
>grabs a bottle of Stetson Aftershave and 2 squirts into her hand, dabs her pussy, then palm slaps it a couple times
>mouthagape.jpg
>”alright now we ready..”
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Please don’t.

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Similar pic if you liked that one

fuck me boots

She's driving me crazy

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Fine then. Your loss bitch

Well this sound like it could be a true story

fuuuuck. Thick through the middle, great legs

Please keep going

It is. Have to be a fuckin weirdo to make this shit up

>be awkward 19yo, never dated
>meet friend's mom at party
>she's 38
>we dance at party but don't let go after music stops
>still locked together outside
>her tongue shoots into my mouth
>we're in her van, she's in my lap crawling all over me
>we regret nothing, still friends

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Now this is some made up bullshit. Only mother daughter who would share a man are drug heads who would and have fuck anything. Nice try fag.

Details: was she tight? She take a hard pussy pounding? Anal? Creampie? Length of the fuckening?

post her nudes already

go on

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All the pics

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We waiting for the rest of Alabama nigger lover

Tip look gross as shit wtf take a shower

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More of my wife. She’s 35. Milf of three.

more?

continue please