Okay fags

okay fags.
this is war.
cancer threads. Porn, drug, roll, boilerplate /shit/ where op leaves immediately after he presses 'post'. They are rampant.
>complaining about cancer on Sup Forums
it wasn't always like this
>just nostalgia
either you misremember or you weren't there.

Sup Forums is for the lulz. the pushback will either drive the cancer down, or will get the people angry. either way, it will end in more lulz. i'm counting on you to see the point of this.

>but how
sage, +1 img limit, copypasta. Don't give them information or conversation.

I only have 2 copypasta right now, and one of them is shit cause i made it off the top of my head. so. we can make some up. that's what we can be doing in this thread if you'd like.

youtube.com/watch?v=V9AbeALNVkk

>porn thread general copypasta made up by me
what is this
why is this
are you unaware of the distinct availability of porn on the internet?
gtfo niggers

>be me
>wake up
>see shit thread
>decide this isnt worth my time
>repost this pasta
>sage
>+1 image limit
>OC is chemo
>burn the jews

>bait thread/get thread/roll thread/ etc. copypasta.
>not sure how great this one is either. gonna be coming up with more things over the weekend. will probably make threads similar to this one as well, so don't worry.

Quick rundown on BAIT THREADS
============1. background============
> m00t started Sup Forums 2004
> Sup Forums costs $$$ to run
> not enough $$ from ads: advertisers no like Sup Forums + adblock cucks
> more time on Sup Forums = more jewgold
> STRATEGY: keep users on Sup Forums longer m00t losing it, tired of shit revenue
> befriends SJWs (A.S., Z.Q.), gets SJW gf (Mallory G. from Gawker)
> Aug 2014 GamerGate & Fappening shitstorm
> advertisers say 'bye!'
> Sup Forums is fucked now, need $$$$!!!
> m00t bans GamerGate & Fappening pix (temporarily)
> replaces current mods with SJW mods to enforce bans
> Sup Forums rebels: vandalizes everything
> fuckthisshit.jpg
.
============3. Sale of Sup Forums ==========
> m00t leaves jan 2015
> Hiroyuki (2ch founder) buys Sup Forums on sep 2015
> Sup Forums still make very little $$$ (compared to costs)
> needmoretraffic.jpg
> 1. POLITICAL SHILLING ——Shillapalooza: JIDF, CTR, ShareBlue, Ruskies, NRA, etc.
> 2. SPAMMERS

yes this.
as he said, OC is chemo.
ive spent a good 20 seconds making +1's.
we can make more copypasta. we can make more +1s.

i don't care about your political spectrum or your belief's. whether your an ameritard, a libtard, a nigger, chink, britbong, oldfag or newfag

this is it. the fight against cancer.
the fight to bring back Sup Forums.

ill see you around, anons.

YOU WONT SEE ME BECAUSE I AM HIDDEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

...

SHIT

Dude... it is over
The war is lost since a long time. There are just a hand full of "oldfags" here that even remeber EFG.

...

If you are so concerned then why don't you try one of three things?

1. Just ignore the posts and threads you don't like and move on.
2. Buy Sup Forums yourself and fix it if you're so goddamned smart.

OR

3. Kill yourself.

Sup Forums was never good, just the content changed partially.
You could've tried to stop this progress back then when boxxy was popular, or even earlier. But the truth is: nothing is going to change - except the partially the posted content.
But it keeps being bad and it wouldnt become better if X, Y or Z-threads would disappear.
It's a different time, new generations are following.

>ignore, buy, or die
it has a nice ring user, but i'd rather kill than die. I guess that's what separates a lot of us.

>nothing is going to change
if you fight and nothing changes, you're left in the same place you'd be if you didn't fight.
The only difference is the chance something could change if you fight.

Cancer can be fought. Wars can be won.

pretty much this.
The first time I browsed Sup Forums was back in 06. I was a huge faggot back then and took part in raids and other stupid shit that you retards think is what Sup Forums used to be.
I come back every now and then out of boredom. Sup Forums never changes, it's shit now and it was shit then. You obviously weren't there to experience it.

These threads were autistic then, and they are autistic now.

Who the fuck do you think you're going to kill in your little "war", faggot? When is the "battle"? Are you bringing your samurai sword? Stay mad, mate.

No, you are wrong. There are two kinds of people. These groups seperate us. On the one hand you have all the straight, intelligent and strong people and then there is you (and people similar to you)

We don't even fucking raid anymore guys. No more le epic prankz XD! No more doxxing and ruining peoples lives. How is Sup Forums still around?

kek
If you want it put another way..

They are killing Sup Forums.
If we die, we take them with us. :).