Name your worst condom buying experience

Name your worst condom buying experience

Lol wut
Who has trouble buying condoms?

Same people who have problem buying TP

>Walk up to cashier
>Hand her the packet
>"Oh, so you're looking for contraception then" she says
>She hands me a mirror
>"You'll find this works much better"

>be 10
>friends peer pressure me into stealing 2 packs of condoms
>get caught stealing said condoms by stereotypical Indian convenient store owner
>be forced to buy one of the packs or else he'd call the cops on me
>never used the condoms
Sorry guys I'm shit at greentexting stories

that's not too bad. he didnt call the cops

And shit stealing condoms. Ur sposed to run into the bathroom and put them all on at the same time n walk out. (Protip they can't find the wrappers if you eat them )

atleast you looked cool doing it.

Didn't buy enough to last the weekend:

..... only got a box of 20 by mistake.

>be me
>on vacation in spain
>many nice bitches around, hookers too
>go to pharmacy
>look at the packets
>I don't understand spanish
>grab some random pack, figuring it'll be ok
>back at hotel, just to make sure
>try one
>too small
>back at pharmacy, another package, cashier looks at me weird
>back at hotel, just to make sure
>try one on
>too big!!!
>back to pharmacy
>third package was the right size
>look on cashiers face was priceless tho
>mildly concerned and very weirded out

>be me
>live in northern Alabama
>God fearing country
>always buy condemns in Walmart
>always find oldest check out lady
>always get judged since I don’t have a ring on my finger and I’m buying condemns
>always love making waste of life old lady Walmart workers feel bad.

I bought a pack along with some garbage bags and Flintstones gummies

>walk onto group of people at the lake
>people walking around
>start talking, try to sit somewhere
>girl walk up to me with a rubber
>gives it to me
>I'm visibly confused, might be free handouts
>aids awareness campaign maybe
>its free so whatever
>another girl walks up to me
>do you have the condom
>'yes'
>so you wanna keep it?
>'yeahs'
>still convinced some girl is giving out free condoms
>do you plan on using it
>'of course'
>does she want my signature
>???
>conversation ends and she walks off
>shortly later guy walks up and asks me for it
>'fuck off get your own'
>he pissed, walks away
>end the day with a free condom

sometimes I hate myself for being socially oblivious

...

I think it was a few months before turning 17.
I spotted condoms in a random supermarket, they were selling both condoms and packs of condoms.

Next time i went there I planned to buy some.

>go to cashiers with some casual products
>she checks them
>after scanning all the items i say "and that pack of condoms please"
>she looks behind her (where the condoms were) and told me there were no unopened packs,
>i was like "erm okay, give me 3 of them anyway"
>"ok" from her
>she scans her
>autism suddenly hit me and i said "imagine when i get in the bed with a girl and she sees me taking a condom from my pocket instead of opening a new pack of condoms or at least having it already opened"
>the cashier starts smiling to the point of laughing (she just said a blank haha)
>in order to not embarass myself anymore, i paid and left, saying good bye

I was proud of my achievement for that day, the first day I managed to buy condoms.

Yes, I know buying them at 17 is quite late but that's it. I used them very well. I'm gay btw, not that it matters so much.

After that experience, I just went to a bigger supermarket/hypermarket and got condoms and lube without giving a fuck about whoever could see me buying them. Grew up after the first time.

That time they were out

>go to a cleaning products store
>with my ex
>see a 14 condoms pack from Durex for 7€
>usual price is 6€ for 5 condoms
>fuck good price I'm buying it
>leave 7 in my house and 7 in her house, who knows
>we broke up the same week
>I used like one of them
>probably her new bf used the condoms I paid for

>go to supermarket
>buy condoms
>leave

Not that hard really.

> be me
> go to store
> bought condoms
> went home
> blow up condom and draw face on it
> starting kissing my new condom friend
> cry myself into sleep

underrated post

Those people shower and poop

that is just fucking sad.