>Sup Forums me
>Sick, poorfag. Never go to doctor.
>Poo in loo one day, hurts like a bitch
>Looks like I shat out a tarbaby
>hi-ho, hi-ho, to the doctor I go
>A few hours later...
>user, you are the cancer
>mfw. Am I killing Sup Forums?
>Cancer of the colon.
>"Cool. Chemo?"
>"Nah bruh. make your peace."
>sad.mkv
So that's how my December's went, Sup Forums. It's a day early, but Caturday?
Sure, user. With shit news like that you can have caturday any day you want.
That sucks user
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ouch, sorry man
You can use your remaining time to..... Make the world a better place.....
The land of freedom where it's inhabitants are afraid of going to the doctor because they will go bankrupt.
Ha OP is gonna ded
Fuck that faggot ass doctor. Make a big fleet enema of nothing but vitamin C, and rose hips or whatever that shit is that has vitamin C. Squirt the fun fire juice in your anus, and shit out your cancer.
Eat better, then find a real doctor.
I was given 4 weeks to live, but I got better.
Have some cat donuts user
They can cut away most of your colon. I call bullshit on this one. Faggot OP as always
Here user, a kitter I saw just today, lil guy just came up to me so I had my gf take a pic
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Just get a bunch of pain killers from you doctor so you can feel blissful before you go
And sorry user, I hope you live a long time
It's okay, user. Stay strong. I hope you enjoy your remaining time to the fullest.
Thanks anons. Sharing my favorites from other threads
yup total fag
10-4 user will attempt.
Maybe the cancer is already somewhere else in his body
Sorry for you bro... hope you will be gone without much pain.
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late stage 3. Too poor for surgery anyway
you basically got cancer for christmas, godspeed user
I would definitely get a second opinion.
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