IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE TODAY? PLEASE I NEED A DOCTOR
I HAVE HEMMORHOIDS VERY FUCKING PAINFUL AND HAVEN'T MAKE A SHIT IN 5 DAYS STRAIGHT WHILE EATING NORMALLY
I CAN FEEL THAT I HAVE STONES LITERALLY IN MY ASS BUT NOTHING COMES OUT
THERE IS NO FEELING TO GO POOP
IT HURTS, STONES INSIDE AND HEMMORHOIDS
ENEMA DOESN'T HELP PLS DOCTOR
Cameron Jenkins
It's called being butthurt and you get from being bad at memes
Juan Rodriguez
FUCK YOU
Christian Rivera
I'm a doctor
Jaxson Sanders
go into the shower or bath, slowly work your hole open, and work it out bro. There's no fucking trick, just work around the pain, take your time, and go slow, and work it out with your hands.
Mason Richardson
GO TO A FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU FUCKING RETARD AND IF YOU TELL ME "DON'T WANNA, TOO EMBARRASSING" YOU CAN SUFFER FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS FOR ALL I CARE
Jace Davis
>Implyinf doctors actually browse this cancerous website
Go to a real doctor and have him examine your ass fucktard
Wyatt Bell
Not op hut I got over the embarrassing feeling by telling myself "the doctor/dentist has seen way worse"
From foot fungus, to fucked up teeth. So a hemmerhoid wouldn't faze me
Nicholas Miller
Why do you have that webm saved?
Jaxon Murphy
Man fill a shampoo bottle with water and stick it as far up your ass as you can and them squeeze the water into it, you'll shit in seconds
Ayden Foster
I work in a hospital and I do see hemorrhoids surgery everyday. just go to you local hospital
Ian Jackson
Nice dubs. I didn't know hemorrhoids needed surgery, Jesus.
Xavier Allen
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Julian Myers
Drink lots of water Eat lots of fiber canned foods No alcohol Keep your asshole clean, but do NOT IRRITATE it. Drink lots of water.
Oliver Harris
>You're probably wondering how I got here
Oliver Moore
After 5 days you're probably slightly impacted. You need a proper laxative that will turn your shit to water, not a stool softener.
You also need cream or gel for your hemmeroid such as preparation h. If they're internal use the applicator to squirt it up your butt
Kayden Howard
Guy i know drinks two heaped spoons of epsom salts in two glasses of water and problem solved within a few hours.
As for the rhoids you just need a mirror and a very sharp box cutter. Oh and several strong drinks pre-surgery.
Levi Anderson
Let me share an old technique me and my platoon haf to get rid of the old ass sores in the gulf war. >buy funnel >buy vodka >stick funnel in ass >pour vodka in funnel This will get rid of the infection and alliwyou to poop. Its important to buy vodka and not rubbing alcohol because the methyl alcohol in iy is toxic.
Benjamin Thomas
Don't do this.
Connor Jackson
does the salt make the hemorrhoid surgery hurt more?
Daniel Hill
Vatanal forma your ass Linaza seeds in water (eat and drink water) for shit
Nathaniel Hughes
Have you tried applying semen to the affected area?
Brayden Martin
What kind of question is that ?He is a faggot, of course he tried that
Christian Perez
sauce pls, i need sound
Ryan Williams
Lube your asshole up with some vaseline and then chug some castor oil. It's gonna suck, but you will be free.
Daniel Williams
this. Get some fibercon from your local store take two in the morning two in the evening. Absolkutely no alcohol it makes the poop not form properly and have ridges that will shred your ass further.
Grayson Williams
Just snip 'em off with some scissors you big baby
Eli Ward
Medfag here. You should go to the ER.
Joshua Murphy
Other than that you should probably eat more fiber and drink lots and lots of water.
Jordan Price
>More fiber >Less carbs like pasta, rice, pizza, lasagna etc >hydrate >go to the ER
Nolan Long
Drink a cup of coffee with 2 TBS coconut oil in it every day.