Why do guys want to eat ass, when smelly poop comes out of there

Why do guys want to eat ass, when smelly poop comes out of there
Do they not know girls shit too?

Only a virgin will not undertand.

it tastes like skittles

Well I've gotten blowjobs before, does that count?

Because she'll enjoy it. Much like I get nothing physically out of eating pussy, I do it because she likes it - which in turn, turns me on.

because i like scat, i lick it even when its dirty

Kek, girls don't enjoy getting their asses licked. IRL is porn, nor are they creaming themselves when they're getting fucked in the ass either.

dated a girl who loved getting her ass eaten

Most of them probably don't know they would because no one ever done it to them.

youre wrong, my girlfriend asks me to eat her ass pretty much every day

I bet you think she orgasmed everytime too right?

Glad to see another connoisseur user.
I love butts so much, I also don't care if it's dirty. Mentally that just makes it hotter

i love lick my wife ass and touch her pussy, she comes in seconds

I believe you user, why wouldnt I.
btw Katy perry gave me a bj yesterday, even swallowed a Good times. meeting up with her today too

I'm definitely not a virgin and I don't eat ass. Eat pussy, get head, fuck. Why would I eat ass...

You come off as a bitter projecting virgin. Not everyone is in your boat, friend.

go lick your gfs ass user, I'm sure she's begging for it right now

Not the guy you responded to with your reply tho.

Girls don't shit that's just a meme

You can give a girl an orgasm from any mucus membrane. This include anus, eyes and nose...

That's what shower sex was invented for.

They don't what?

Boredom. Once you've fucked so much, there starts to be a barrier. It's like jerking off to the same porn OVER and OVER. It eventually doesn't work.

Unless you're a 1 minute man and then roll over and go to sleep. You fuck a girl enough, you eventually just do weird shit. Rimming isn't even the worst of it, that's like entry level shit to kink.

Also not a virgin, and would never do. Wouldn't want it done either. Not even that crazy about anal sex really. I just don't get the point.
Poop isn't sexy...

You're fucking retarded.

nice ass to fuck.

>Traps

that's a woman, you can clearly see the vagina discharge virgin

or someone without latent homosexuality, same goes for dudes that like anal

i would never do it with a stranger, but i do very often with my gf and she loves it

jesus i was beginning to think there wasn't anyone in this thread who's actually had sex before
this is pretty much your answer. also because it feels good to them. it's a new sensation, it's an erogenous zone, and your tongue pretty much feels great to them anywhere on their body. plus if you're hung, it's guaranteed the only way you're ever getting in that ass with minimal effort.

If this doesn't make you wanna eat ass then you will never get it.

This.

>it's in porn
>it must be good r-right!?!?

Post operation

>it's good and that's why it's in porn

Argument goes both ways.

Licking someone's ass is literally the last step away from eating their shit, it's quite a healthy habit not to put your mouth where the most bacteria filled area of the human body is. Even if your gf is very hygienic and cleans it well, which i highly doubt on this board.

> i don't like it so no one must like

its hot, if the ass is good its magnificent feeling the cheeks on your face
grils like it too, they lie if they say they dont
sauce:have done it multiple times

Weak b8

don't be autistic

Found the fuck ugly girl

Don't be an idiot.

The area with the most bacteria in the human body is the mouth. Guess what we put there? Our lips, tongues and dicks.

buttholes are where the steamy creamy comes from

Then why are here, we are weaponized autism

I'm sure kissing a mouth with tongue is way more hygienic than french kissing someones shitring

Because when you're at level 900000000 horny pretty much anything goes. Sure you may feel some guilt and like a total sleezeball after you cum but whatever til' next time. And some women have a particular smell to their trappers and clappers that just intensifies the activity.

You can act like an ANIMAL. What's the matter wit you.

And cum.

Yeah, I'll do literally everything else with a girl before I eat her shit

>the steamy creamy

The cock is very dirty too

>Why would I eat ass...

Eating ass leads to fucking the poop hole

The female anus only exists during sex it is there soley as a second use hole

GET THE FUCK OUT!
NOBODY LIKES THAT GARBAGE!
YOUR THE CANCER CONTINUING TO KILL Sup Forums!

I kind of fantasize about getting a girl with a nice butt to sit on my face and just drop a load in my mouth. Though it would probably taste gross, it just seems really hot.
Not sure how to ask one though w.o seeming weird.

/thread

LOL. After a bit of foreplay and some slap and tickle... I rim my wife and rub her clit and she cums hard before I ever fuck her. When I cum, I'm done, but when a woman cums, she's just getting warmed up. Usually right out of shower for both of us and I'd never eat ass that was dirty, but with just the right amount of her sweat/scent... DAMN fine!

>steamy creamy

lost

Virgin or asexual.

Girls love it. you will undertand that when your gf leave you for a dude like me that eat her ass and surprise her in the bed every time.

>b-but girls love it
I heard guys like getting fucked in the ass because they have prostates. Why don't you faggots go ask your gfs to peg you too huh?

>GET OUT OF MY SAFE SPACE NORMIE SCUM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

that's the type of thing you ask your wife after being married for 10 years.

Pretty much I guess.Seems like a lot of effort though, like what happens when you put in the 10 years and she says no anyway lol.
I could've asked hundreds in those 10 years and gotten a hit way before then.

> steamy creamy

i guess either way it's a shit situation

Having your ass licked doesn't feel good to you?

dat log though

eating ass is not eating shit.

There is a thing called proper hygiene. It's not impossible to clean. I don't know why people think that licking 2 inches away from the pussy is like swallowing Andy Sixx logs.

if you think that's nice..

Thanks S-Sampai

Fucking hot! Sauce? Who are these chicks?

That's the point: it's taboo.

james just bc you have no hormones left...

rimming, and eating ass are two different things
when you're eating ass, you're going all in & burying your tongue inside. a shower won't help with that

>If it's in porn it must not be erotic

Christianfags.

Wrong, and I like it when a woman rims my ass.

But does she eats her vegetables ?

This is why I eat ass numb nuts. I lika da poo poo

I'm guessing that's all she eats

Describe in detail how her ass tasted please

What have you graduated to user? Perosnally I would sniff a fart but still not into doo doo. I have drank my gf pee tho

You and me both brother

To me a young 20 something fling is who you get to do it. If it's perfectly gross you can hit it and forget it. Once your wife does it you remember it forever and may regret it. All hypothetical of course

How do you get the young 20 something to agree to it though?

If I knew I would be out there doing it not sitting here fantasizing about it

Debating on asking my sister tbh, at least that way I can just play it off as a joke

Is she hot? You could set yourself up to lose a bet. Hey if this happens I have to sniff (lick?) Your turd. I would love to know how that goes

hot in the face? not really lol. great body and ass though so it kind of offsets it.
on second thought nah, don't even think I could pull that off w/o throwing up red flags. At least with a rando I'd never have to see them again, I live with my sister atm

I guess you could just smell the pot after she used it? Or just offer to unclog the toilet next time she plugs it up

Meh that's not the same. The shit by itself isn't what would turn me on
It would be more of having two big fleshy cheeks surrounded my face and having her butthole directly over my mouth. I guess it would be like a dirtier version of facesitting.

nice falseflag

Would you eat it?

I want to say yes and would definitely try, but since it hasn't happened yet I'm not sure if Id be actually able to stomach it down.

Wrong, they love it. They only Say that if they havent tried it

the material and the way it comes out reminds me of a photo where Kim inspects a factory. anyone get me?

I will lick, kiss and suck the cheeks but never will eat the asshole, that's gross

one day you will when you grow up virgin

why dont more guys get it done to them then? have you gotten your ass eaten too?

Butts are hot, and they look good.
The butthole is in between so you might as well lick that too