If you were offered $40,000 to kill a kitten, would you do it?

If you were offered $40,000 to kill a kitten, would you do it?
>Only way to get the $40k
>Guaranteed secret

Yes
>that was fucking stupid

but, off course. I'd pound that pussy.

i would talk to the kitten about the situation it's become a part of, before explaining that i need to kill him now. i would kill it with a lethal injection.

Obviously yes. I wouldn't like it but I'd do it.

No. I wouldnt.

I'd kill it for 50$

Fuck yes. Some people would pay to kill kittens. OP is a fag

no. i would not do it.

No. I'm well off and don't need the 40k. If I was dead broke and starving, it would be a different story.

Why 40k$ when you can do it for 50$ AmIRite mate?

If I get to choose the method then sure

I do it for tree fiddy

No. I wouldn’t.

I love getting paid for stuff I'd gleefully do for free

You don't belong to Sup Forums, Sup Forums loves animals now fuck off

Can I kill multiple kittens for additional monies?

I never said I'd harm an animal

How about a puppy?

I would do it for 50 dollars

this
40k per kitten, I slaughter a litter of those fuckers

I'd enjoy it even less but I guess for 40k I couldn't say no.

40k is a lot, I love cats but I guess this cats is ded

only if i could kill it with a lethal injection, i wouldn't have the heart to kill it in any brutal fashion

I wouldn't.

I love animals too, but I could use $50

Absolutely.
The amount of good I could do with $40k would massively outweigh the value of one kittens life.

I'd do it for Warhammer 40k

I'd do it then buy another kitten

although they wouldn't like to admit it, most people would probably kill the kitten if it meant getting that much money, most people aren't made of money so it wouldn't be much of a choice. then you have the faggots who would kill the kitten for free or much less than 40k, who deserve to be tortured to death

I’d light it on fire for a nickel

I'd do it for free because animals are a pest.

Absolutely

Of course

Bitch i'd do it for a 100 bucks

cat would kill you as a meal

why would I be opposed to killing the piece of shit for $40k?

How can anyone say yes to this? I thought Sup Forums loved animals, especially cats.....

Nah probably not

I love animals, especially kittys and puppers. but fro bucks would kill just about anything.

Animals are worse than niggers

Do I get $40k per kitten?

Fuck yeah. Where's the money?

well, that's just ridiculous.

We love em, but 40k bro? thats too much...

I'd do it foran 8 ball

I shoot deer and pigs for sport. I'd kill a cat for money.

Volunteer for PETA, they kill lots of kittens.

Gladly - I'd strangle that shit piece.

Is this a stealth "then why arent you a vegan" thread?

Right. I wouldn't pay more than 10$ to kill those parasites.

Niggers are more productive than cats

Fuck all these poorfag atomotons ITT. No wonder the jews are winning

>Niggers are more productive than cats
that made me laugh way too much. I'd like to see that as an FB or twitter status.

Every one of you are fucking losers that need to be shot. Every fucking one of you. $40k is nothing. Go to fucking work and better yourselves you fucking pieces of shit. I'd kill each of you for $40k before I'd kill a kitten because the kitten isn't a waste of fucking life. Fuck you bunch of pieces of fucking shit

I could drown a kitten.

No. 400,000, maybe.

This, fuck cats

I would kill the furfag for a klondike bar, 40k is just icing on the cake

Without even the slightest hesitation. That kitten is dead and I am 40k richer. Hell I'd do it for far less than that.

Kill yourself please

Well, from where i'm sittin, you can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.

In a way I agree. I never met a cat that deserved to die, but about half of the people I meet...

I'd do it as painlessly as possible and probably donate some money to an animal shelter afterwards.

So what will be going through your mind after you turn down the 40k and you are paying to have meat for dinner?

So not an m-80 in its rectum and then pan frying it and blowing the money on whores?

"I bet this steak will taste good."

Fuck cats. They're the women of the animal world. Small, weak, yet prances around and demands like it runs shit and the world celebrates this POS animal. I'd punt cats if I could

Well technically a brothel could be considered an animal shelter

I'd do it for $100 tbh.

No I would not. I wouldn't do it for any money. That's stupid.

No.

Only if they supply the gun & the kitten & show me the 40k, i'd say yes, then i'd shoot the guy & be 40k & one kitten richer.

no. I would kill humans but not kittens/cats/dogs/puppies

You will make some woman the luckiest bride on earth

Yep. What's one kitten I just met where there are millions?
Do I have to kill it in a certain way?

This. I wouldn't do it for any amount of money.

Good thinking!

Are you a vegan?

Do I get to eat the kitten afterwards?

the fact you even came up with this question makes me want to stab you in the neck with a rusty screwdriver

You have to kill it by suffocating it by shoving it up your colon.

No I'm not.

>Inb4 hurr durr you eat animals already why not kill it

I love cats and i love my kitties, but I would do it with a heavy heart. I would also use my 12 gauge and tannerite to completely obliterate it so I know it is instantaneous and painless, and I don't have to deal with the emotional pain of disposing of the body.

This.

Id smash it with a golf club.

You beat me to it. Cats/kittens and dogs are euthanized on an industrial scale. They're probably getting more like a few bucks per kitten.

With a kitten as cute as this one I wouldn't need any pay. Livestreaming its death and causing a huge outrage is better than any money in the world.

I'd do it like this, but for $40 instead of $40k

Nope, because I can make 40,000 relatively easily and ethically.

I would certainly see if I could kill the person that offered me $40,000 for killing a kitten though. That would be an interesting challenge.

>If you were offered $40,000 to kill a kitten, would you do it?

That's fucked up.

>Trying to pose as OP
It'd be much easier to throw the thing against a brick wall.

This. Its a stupid question.

So long as the person paying me provides me with equipment to kill the poor thing as painlessly/quickly as possible, sure

We love money more.

Duh...it’s fucking money

Yes

Screw the money, I want the kitten.

A Cat can clear a field of mice. Can a nigger?

This edge

Why do people think lethal injection is more humane? It's not. It's really painful actually

I literally have not a dime to myself and I wouldn't do it.