Wake up

>wake up
>see this

wat do?

is it monday again?

Hope i am naked and i have a hardon

Take some Viagra and bust out the lube.

Why would you need viagra user?

Praise the gods

Turn 360° and walk away

Bring me breakfast and go away little gypsy children!

Yeah blond haired gypsy children

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ask why they all got dressed and see who is up for round 2

How the fuck did you get into my house.

It does happen, pic related.

pillow fight

Fuck me, forgot picture.

> Realize I mixed up which juice box had the roofie.

albino

run screaming from the scene delete all my social media burn my cell phone and call a lawyer from the first payphone I come across

still counts

2, and then 1, and then 4, and if I have any more left, 3

ask my Swedish daughters "they fuck are you looking at ?"

Go the fuck home

Butt yuo cannot woke away if u turn 360

Stolen kid.

kill them and harvest their organs

Newfag

fuck 'em all in their tight lil pussies

baited

Wonder witch of my enemies finally got me and how the fuck did I end up in heaven

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>witch

>Ask for tits
>No tits
>leave