Dubs gets me laid

Dubs gets me laid

Checked. Get yourself laid

Zuk mi dik

>southampton
>Ny?

Ching chong play ping pong?

Outside your comfort zone you say?
That's good because I didn't want to turn up to my KKK's Christmas party without a date again this year.

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What do you prefer to eat, a cat or my penis?

I want you to shit on my chest

Dubs and I get to come have a 3some with you

Wooooops didn't realize

Haha that's fantastic, I'll try to get laid now

I always wanted a made in China sex doll.

Lelorr

Do you want to eat my spring roll?

Ayyyy

Wanna see my superior nig dong

Hi! you wanna go for a coffe tomorrow?

>Asian uggo nearly 200km away
You deserve it

How does dog taste like?

>How does dog taste like?

How does engrish work like?

She doesn't seem to be online. Let's try with this one, we just matched so she should be online.
She is Spanish so I'll translate the conversation

Suck my asshole raw till it bleeds

roll

>What's your favourite anime? Mine's Boku no Pico

I would like to fuck you as hard as franco fucked the syndicalists. Arriba españa my lady

I would like to bomb the shit out of catalonia with you...

" ill treat you like nanking "

Roll

I would like to eat a paelia from your pussy

So do your own fucking work.

Me gustaría besarte lentamente puta

re roll

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Checked

If I had to had to chance to get wid u than yeh I would take that chance

Buy this guy a dictionary

kekked