You ask a chick out, she says she has a boyfriend, what's your comeback?

You ask a chick out, she says she has a boyfriend, what's your comeback?

y-you too

Maybe so, but he isn't me

*tips fedora*

Me too thanks

I bet he doesn't even get dubs

‘And the earth is flat.’ Now that we’re done listing facts, how about I pick you up around 6:30 on Saturday?

Fuck him, let’s go out anyway. If he was a real man, he’d be your husband not your boyfriend.

I also let her know I eat ass and suck on toes.

How autistic are you that you think this needs a comeback? Just move on with your day.

Is he's a cuck?

So I have a wife, my point here isn’t that no one needs to know.

You know it’s never too early to start seeing other people.

We are both adults here, enough games... I want you!

Not autistic just horny

So, you're saying there's a chance!

I am your father

eat these eggs

Neato a real live perma-virgin

"Oshit my bad"

That's cool, you don't have to tell him you gave me your number then

Well, call me when you want a MANfriend.

Alright have a nice evening

"It's okay, he won't get jealous.I'll flirt with him and fuck him in the ass too if he wants."

OH, YEAH!?!?!?

not for long

... I .. thought you were a guy...

Challenge accepted.

>Her: I have a boyfriend
>You: and?

(continue talking of other irrelevant shit, when the conversation ends abandon her forever)

Don't lost your time with a girl that have a boyfriend. You are going to end full beta. Meanwhile her boyfriend is getting his cock sucked by her.

I killed her boyfriend now Im going to rape her. Easy solution.

The joke is on you fucker, those lines have gotten me laid at crusises, hotel bars, and coworkers

Most woman want passion, the idea of something forbidden turn their pussies into goo waterfalls

He can come too.

...

>got me laid at crusises
tom crusises, to be more specific

Her: "i have a boyfriend"
Me: "oh yeah? I have a gold fish."
Her: "what?"
Me: "i dunno i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"

Here's my number. Give me a call when you need a manfriend

No you don't bitch... stop lying.
>Works every time

O-oh I’m s-sorry, I’ll l-leave you alone n-now please d-don’t hate me

I walk away because I respect boundaries and most of the time it's not a lie. That and most girls carry pepper spray or a taser so if rather not push it.

Why do women think men care about being the other man. Jealousy is for women. I have no issue being her side piece and would tell her such.

Now tell us about how you will always defend her honor and will never hurt her.

Her: “I have a boyfriend”
Me: “I have a math test”
Her: “what does that have to do with anything?”
Me: “I thought we were talking about things we can cheat on”

Dr tobbogan professional side nigga

>autistic
she will be mine next month at avns con, just need the comeback

Moonwalk away

Wrong answer bitch, then rape her.

this shit would be so cringe to watch as you get shot down a second time

You are pretty enough to have 2

Say I got a goldfish. And when she asks what that had to do with anything I say oh Im sorry, i thought we were talking about shit that didnt matter. Lawl

>He can come as well and we all will have some... fun *wink wink*

here the competition

Once a girl realizes 1) got don't care 2) you just want to fuck

They always fuck.

I think both of you have low standards

u seen her naked?

Realize that whether she does or does not have a boyfriend she deliberately said that to get me off of her back, so I leave her alone.

bet, lata bitch

"You didn't say no, you just said you have a boyfriend. So when do you want to go out"