Ask a guy that wants a ukulele for Christmas, anything

Ask a guy that wants a ukulele for Christmas, anything.

how small is your dick?

Were 6 millions enough?

>6"

probably not. On the other hand I'd rather see 6 million muslims dead.

fuck Baritone ukuleles, all the chords are fucked up and it'll be a shit storm if you try to find anything online. tenor is the best

>implying

Only fags like tenors. It reminds them of their voice when there BF shoves it up his ass

>baritone
I know. Is it for Hawaiian power cords or something? Dumb shit for sure.

I was thinking concert but I'm going to go play some tonight to really get a feel for what size I want.

What do you want for Christmas?

I do want the sponge bob theme to sound right so... probably not a tenor...

a ukulele

whats your adress

123 fuck off street

do you want a ukulele or not?

yes.

Is there a reason behind it or do you just want it because?

then whats your address or a po box if you have one

be aware that the tuning is different, why a uke? do you already have a banjo?

Why do you want an ukulele instead of a harpelele?

I want uwulele too :^)

What do you want for Christmas?

whats your address

bitches love dudes who play uke bwahaha

danm he looks young in this

concert is god tier uke

Yanagowo, Japan T_T

I have the opportunity to take some classes for free and I think it could be fun.

123 fuck off street

totally aware. no banjo.

prefer sound of ukulele

bro!

ukulele

123 fuck off street

Hawaiian bitches maybe

because he was

cool

k

What do you want for Christmas?

yes they do...Tiny Tim for one.

a ukulele

k

Why don’t you want a mandolin instead

chord familiarity

fuck that shit! this nigga needs a lute! Dats how you get dem bitches

um, isn't a ukulele a type of lute?

Nahh