W-welcome to Chorped with Alice3D! T-the premier cooking show f-for Anonymous!

W-welcome to Chorped with Alice3D! T-the premier cooking show f-for Anonymous!

C-come sit down and h-have a delicious (though relatively short) home c-cooked meal on your Friday before Christmas

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i.imgur.com/7ZRpSfO.jpg
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anekiho.me/Alice/alice-try.webm.
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Huzzah, a thread! Gotta do something while I watch Qt try to build... you qt

nice timestamp

T-thank you!

dec 21st?
i dont think anywhere is that far behind

That shirt HNNNNNNG

What's the ideal male physique and how do I obtain it?

I would rather Andy and that banana then these threads

Post the horrendous real face again user

I am

Post it faggot

I see potatoes in the background. Is this going to be a high-carb dinner? I can't cheat til Sunday!

Also welcome back!

Eat celery, every day, until you die at the age of 235 years old.

N-no clue what you are talking about.


Anyway, t-tonight we will b-be making a delicious beef pot roast

Hey, Alice. I love you.

G-good to be back

Fuck off you stuttering faggot!

it looks really good on you

op is actually a faggot the dubs prove it

Hi Alice! How are you? I've been so busy this week.

I t-thought so too

With Reimu revealing herself to be Alice1, perhaps it's time I discuss a little more on how I feel about Alice2.

First, let's start off with something everyone seems to want: hard evidence of Alice lying. Back in the early days of
her threads, Alice claimed regularly to be burned over major portions of her body.
Here's an example of that claim: i.imgur.com/7ZRpSfO.jpg
A picture of her wearing bandages: i.imgur.com/k210s9i.jpg
And here's a webm she posted recently: anekiho.me/Alice/alice-try.webm. There are other photos of her around as well that show a complete lack of burns.

The question is: why? Why create that level of fiction? This can't be justified as a means to help someone. Instead, I think it was a tool for gaining sympathy and admiration. Take her explanation of how she got those burns: by rushing into a burning building to carry someone out. It's heroic! If you read that and believe her, what else can you do but love her for it?

So too with the multitude of other lies she's told: being an Olympic swimmer, using a caffeine IV, building software beyond the capability of anyone else, getting into college at 17, being a published academic, losing people she knew in the tsunami in Japan, having her mother stab her, having a bot that automatically distinguishes writing styles on Sup Forums, etc. etc. All of these are designed for you to admire her, to respect her, to love her.

Auschwitz-mode then. Got it.

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I love you back, Alice. You are wonderful.

fag

this user is actually telling the truth despite not getting dubs. The dubs prove it

Let me take a brief aside and say Alice2 is not pure evil or anything of that nature. We spent a lot of time talking. I considered her my friend for the better portion of the last 8 years. When she wasn't lying she was a kind, caring person. I'm not writing this to get you to hate her, I'm writing this because despite all that she is also a manipulative person.

Discussions with Alice are not a two-way street. Challenge her, and she'll shut you down. There is no back and forth. Now, obviously for regular arguments about dentistry or whatever, who cares? It's the more personal discussions where this behaviour becomes manipulative. Challenge what she does, and she will always justify it, always claim that her path is correct. She'll insult you to believe otherwise, or deflect, saying that you bringing this up was in some way an emotional toll on her, or say some variation on "look at all the things I have done for people, how could you question me?"

This ultimately has the effect of you believing that you are the problem, not her. That she is as great as she claims. That even though you're pretty sure she's lying about something, what can you do but believe it? Eventually you start justifying it, rationalizing it in advance. You're the one whose thoughts are wrong. You're the one who is causing this great person pain. You're the problem. You're the problem.

Today, whenever I read about Alice2, I still get shaky, panicked. I endlessly go over all the old conversations I had with her in my mind, or conversations I could have with her today. I ask myself: how can I, could I, have changed things? How could I have made her talk to me honestly? How could we have a good relationship instead of this? To this day I put it all on myself to find the answers. I'm the problem. I'm the problem.

I don't want anyone reading this to end up like me. It's completely your choice to continue interacting with Alice or not, but please be aware of who she is.

I always wanted to marry whoever this girl was.

>I love you Anonymous

S-same!

I d-do my best.

I'm n-nothing special.


Alright f-for this meal you will need:
Beef
potatos
carrots
beef stock
corn starch to thicken the sauce
and
ONE ONION

I've seen this pasta before. Going to pass and wait for the pot roast.

The fuck is the point of posting this lol

What’s up, I’m in love with an escort who is the only woman I’ve been with. I also can not cum yet from sexual intercourse just from jerking off.

I want to kill my self, help please.

you useless fuck

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I love the winter and I loved this tinge of year, but I hate being so busy. I can't even come to the hotbox tonight. I'll try to come to a twitch stream next week if you do any, tho.

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i too would like to know the real story of alice

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Is Revy pregnant yet, Jack?

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*waves* H-how is it going, Jackie boy?

T-there isn't one.

T-this is a cooking thread dear, b-but why don't you tell me as much as you c-can about the situation and I'll t-try to help?


Alright, l-let's move on to the how to do

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tits or GTFO, also just make a video ffs, you'll even make money from ad revenue from btards

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I'd say it's more likely that she stuffed a baby up Jack's butt.

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N-no thank you

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Even the trap gets it.

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Whats up with you and your Dad?

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fuck ya pot roast, made some yesterday

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not jack. just the only other user that can post from his personal laptop atm

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No webms today?

R-right? Isn't it j-just perfect f-for this weather?

H-hello Jackie Boy!

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J-just in time!


H-here's how we season our m-meat, to get it nice and salty l-like our spammers here

Don't stop.

Op is fag.

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hey alice, hope you're doing alright!

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SO did your dad touch you or something?

Is Revy. Jack is indisposed. Hows life Alice?

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The standard stove is 36 inches tall. The top of the human hip is roughly about halfway up the body. 36 inches times 2 is 72 inches or 6 feet. Alice is roughly between 5'8"- 6' tall.

Is that the Wolfgang Puck salt grinder?!

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no one cares you fucking pig. honestly what the fuck is wrong with you faggot> dressing up in your mother clothes, your shoulders have wore width than fucking mount Rushmore, your arms and forearms are like a road map, and nice Adams apple fag

stop trying to act cute with this b.b.b. but user. stop repeating yourself you fucking parrot holy shit kill yourself you fucking tranny

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Stop bullying Alice, my dad works at Halo

H'ell kill you

hey alice post tits p-p-p-please love u bby

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You're Jackie Boy now.

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