ITT: Porn so good you can quote it.
ITT: Porn so good you can quote it
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>Just understand you're not getting laid.
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.... but i poop from there!
What's going on Aunt Diane?
You're getting your cocked sucked kid!
Dammit! beat me to it.
The best
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Are daddy told us to be proud of our dicks
wat was the name of the movie?
private teacher was it?
You're gettin' your cock sucked, kid.
>I am Saffbot 9000. Give me your sperm.
Chick cracks me up.
Marcia no! He's my nephew!
Well he's not my nephew, besides I think he's kinda cute.
dude what is the name of this? i've been looking for years
Ive killed so much sperm to aunt Dianne
>I want more!
Not that exciting but the way she said it.....diamonds.
There's this pornhub intro for the BFF videos that always goes "THIS IS WHY WE'RE ALL BEST FRANDS"
I teach 9th grade, and one of my students said it in exactly the video's tonality to make his friends laugh, and I turned and shouted at him that it was inappropriate
Then he asked me to explain how I knew what he was quoting, and I was stuck, so I said my favorite one was the video where they all fuck the guy for halloween candy.
They don't remember shit from The Odyssey, but they remember the hell out of that.
not right now you don't
Link for both scenes?
this was always on limewire back in the day and i never found out much about it. i always love it though, thx for the sauce
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It's the whole Channel's intro, but here's the one i was talking about. It's actually not my favorite, necessarily, but it is the first one i thought of at that moment.
Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin
"Might as well keep it in the family"
>mMMMmm
"You're licking my butthole. Did you know that?"
Lost my shit laughing. Dead boner though.
it's saffatron get it right
Happy Birthday to you!
I am rightfully shamed.
Please accept this hot pic of Saffron as an apology.
she's awesome, def one of my favorites
She get's her husband to blow three loads without a single cut.
Either he's a freak or she's amazing.
man i love how this guy looks like keanu reeves
"whats my favorite genre of fucking music?!?"
>I can't just get naked and blow a guy.
they have one with 4, through by the end of it she's playing with a flaccid dick and he's shooting ghost loads but hey, I love her though alot of her videos are so stupid and cute, definitely unique
No job is too dirty
You can't fish here.
Im the cook....
>"OH, I NEVER DREAMED!!!!"
>OH MY!!!!
"I am not spy"
"That's an awfully big dick Mr Johnson!"
I have to see it!
>it's not that big
Meme Lover
>This dick tastes so good.
Can't find a screencap, but I know it's a Kink shoot, probably Device Bondage.
>"I feel like there's a fucking motorcycle inside my pussy."
Group Category.
Amber Rayne was the fucking best.
>It doesn't taste like HIV.
"Oh yeah right there" - Katie Morgan
“I’ll clean it if you fuck me”
*undecipherable bestial noises
Right? Pic related isn't the scene I'm trying to find, but that one where she's tied backwards to the wooden chair and being railed in the ass? mmmboi
>My moms Linda