Now that I have your attention anyone have recommendations for games that I can play on my potato laptop without baking...

Now that I have your attention anyone have recommendations for games that I can play on my potato laptop without baking it?

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minecraft

I'm not autistic enough to enjoy minecraft anymore burned out long ago

They Are Billions or the Dawn of War series (not 2&3 they're trash)

I don't know why you included me in that insult, since I neglected to put minecraft on my list.

It was fun for like 4 minutes before 11 year olds ruined it with their faggot shit.

open ttd

>not wanting to bake potato

That was a misclick I'm a high phonefag

it was only a matter of time before this got r34d

I hear there's this cool game called Jedi Knight Dark forces out now.

youtube.com/watch?v=T1wqzFXjgs8

it's all good, I'm drunk as shit.

Personally I have a chip on my shoulder about getting high (loser brother) but I heard someone refer to edibles as "space cake" today anthought "goddammit if that's not the bestf ucking euphemism for gteting high I've ever heard, I don't know what is."

Darkest Dungeon
Xcom EW (might have to turn settings down)
FTL
probably fallout 3 or NV, and any of the pre-skyrim elder scrolls
TF2

potato being... (list specs at basic level)

Space cakes that's awesome. I grow my supply so I don't have to worry about being under 21. I prefer it to alcohol since I don't process alcohol well and always feel like total shit even from just a couple beers

2012 mid tier laptop not sure of everything got it second hand it's got an i5

I've switched to wine since I'm getting old. I used to put away more alcohol than anyone... which sounds like bragging, but the fact is I'm so fucking fat and Irish that I beat a Russian lunatic who challenged me. He paid for all the booze. We both drank about 4 full liters of Russki Standard straight, and I carted his unconscious ass to his bed.

That was the last time I drank competitively. To be honest I only have one friend I enjoydrinking around because he doesn't try to fucking play Littlefinger and learn my skeletons.

So I'm drinking my 4th bottle of wine tonight. Fun times.

Maybe some day I'll try pot, I don't know. I just need to find a group of people that isn't determined to make a big fucking deal out of it, or take advantage of my weakened/altered state.

Does it have Intel integrated graphics and 4gb ram?

Yeah

I can't smoke with people I just like to chill and relax play some Vidya or watch tv and everyone I've smoked with just gets really annoying and can't shut the fuck up or they want to go do a bunch of stupid shit. I have a method to smoking that I like but people tend to hate and just want to blow though gram after gram without stopping until they can't do shit

>cube world
>civ v, just put the game on simple mode so it isn't rendering the 3d shit
>one way heroics
>risk of rain
>duck game if you have friends
>jedi knight: jedi academy
>mount and blade: warband
>emulate sonic 3&knuckles, or sonic 2

I really wish that people would fuck off with their egos and pride when using substances.

The whole purpose is to let ones' guard down, and you get these faggots trying to learn shit about their "best friends" to blackmail them later.

It's why I stopped drinking so easily around a friend I knew for over 25 fucking years. That autistic faggot couldn't recognize friend from foe and treated me like just another asshole to manipyulate.

Fucking douhce.

I've lost 150 goddamn pounds since I've abandoned that shitty friendship. My life and confidence and self-respect is MINE again.

Well, you might get a breakout port to run on it if you're fine with 18fps.

Seriously people need to relax and stop being jackasses about everything especially substances they seem to make people think they are so damn special when it's the complete opposite. Shit man lsd literally saved my life planned on suck starting a 12 gauge found a tab I forgot I had while going to my stuff one last time decided no point in wasting that trip was the most profound moment of my life. Been on the up an up ever since good job no depression started working out lost 60lbs dumped the people holding me back it's truly great

wow I never thought lsd would be so life-affirming... blame my upbringing. Dad was a cop. He simply asked me to never smoke marijuana (back in the 90's) so I promised I never would. I got a contact high (because I was fucking the woman getting high) but that's the most exposure I got.

I hear that a lot of drugs have a mind-opening/expanding revelation experience for a lot of people, and a subconscious part of me is skeptical, but I cannot deny the truth when it stares me in the face.