New thread guys

New thread guys

The sperg continues.

she really doesn't seem interested man.

also why are you sending her hearts and shit

Did you message the other bitch?

I'm not even trolling, I guess I;m that bad with women

This is a better story than The Last Jedi

Wow... Coming out swinging arnt you. How about you let us do the talking around here

omg just unmatch her shes just fucking with you. at least get the upper hand on this dumb bitch

man why do you keep sending multiples before she responds I feel autistic by proxy

Just buy a prostitute and some weed this bitch has a kid

message a few at the same time, keep the content coming for us. plus it increases your chances of scoring

will do

Get a new chick until she responds, and don’t be autistic about it

Send "please respond"

What should I say to the new one?

“I bet all the black guys have been to town on you”

...

Another pic

nothing, shes a ham

Do you want to go to Baskin Robbins?

Here we go

did in AZ? wtf

What now?

Pound town you fuckin sperg

Go to town on a pizza

did it snow in az**** fuck

this plz god this

she looks like she already 45

HULU AND ANAL

yeah but what do we tell them until then when we're just banging

“Oh! I totally forgot to tell you! I’m a faggot.”

What the hell is her deal?

she fucking with you faggot

she's a hambeast. of course she wants the ice cream

SHES TRYING TO FUCK YOU IDIOT

probably terrified of getting killed by some rando obsessed with baskin robbins

Always about the ice cream you fat bitch. Can for the love of god will you think about something other than food.

Say you’ll bring some over. It’s on you. And when you get there say you forgot it though you have a different treat for her piggy ass

shes seriously probably avoiding saying she cant hang because she has a kid this early in the convo. might have to shoot for nudes instead.

This.

amazing.. lol

If you like ice cream so much, how about you eat it off my cock

successful ice cream murder thread, good job op

If Sup Forums helps open eat ice cream with this girl instead of fuck her, that would be hilarious.

Pics or it didn't happen. Work some ragu in some how OP SO I can finish

She wants the D you dense moron!!!

how's about I bring it to you? what's your favorite flavor?

...

She is fat and wants ice cream... duh

This

did you really expect that fat bitch to turn down free ice cream so you can dry hump her to The Office?

>
>If Sup Forums helps open eat ice cream with this girl instead of fuck her, that would be hilarious.
>open
>op

posting in the latest thread from the Kold Kream Killer

I've been applauding him this whole time best 2 threads of my day

I think OP and this beast are in the same room manufacturing their conversation

Lets do this

You're literally a faggot

Chocolate ice cream ass eating pics or gtfo

OP shal henceforth be known as the Ice Cream Man.

Luck be with you, you creepy fucking bastard.

You still haven't sent a dick pic? Must be an faggot

For the love of god, she's not interested if youre not capable of flirting. This faggot here is only being a creep.

why the fuck are you so obssessed with ice cream dude jesus christ

Anyone know this chick?

oh for fucks sake, just give up. she's flat out fucking with you and getting her ego stroked at the same time. remind her she's a fat, ugly bitch and ghost the fuck out of her..... not like it'll have any affect. you already positioned yourself a cuck in her head.

Send me number so I can send her dick pics for you

So what brings you to nigger town? I swear to god if you say niggers

She's my wife you son of a bitch

underrated

pics or gtfo

Tell her you'll bring the spoon

Spoon is benis

"man the harpoons!"

Op go with this. This is the only way to go since you aren’t even capable of taking the right advice

EVERYONE SEND ALL DICK PICS TO OP SO HE CAN PIC HIS FAVORITE AND SEND IT WHILST PRETENDING ITS HIS TO NOT HAVE TO SHOW HIS SHAME

houston? fuck the stros.

Holy fuck guys you told me to ask to bring her ice cream

Do you like cocky chode? Because if so, youre in luck.

...

im from houston and don't know her.

You don’t ask you just do it. Girls like to be told what’s going to happen

fuck them, post her reply and start another convo to post too

Only way to save is sharpie in pooper

I'm hi-jacking this thread until basken boy get a reply, dubs pick what I send to her.

Seriously OP, dont be afraid to be funny. You will get no where with a woman if youre not funny. If you're an average looking guy, you NEED to be funny

...

send me pics of your spread ass or i'm going to come to fort worth and kill you then butt rape your mom and yes this is a written threat punishable by law

Works in every situation. The old reliable sharia in the pooper technique ;)

“Oh that’s cool, you into tittie fucks?”

i never said that shit. i've practically been begging and pleading with you to abort. leave her hanging and hit someone else up. i hope this was a learning experience for you, OP.

Instructions unclear, Koran stuck in asshole

Is funny enough to bait fools like you :D

winner

You're as dumb as OP. Who asks Sup Forums for real advice?

winrar

00 new op, come and play

I've never gotten this far with a woman before. Is this the part where we have sex?

OP is a failure

Get that out asap, it causes aids and jihad.

...

fucking normie

OP message jess, just say hi or something, get the ball rolling