I out my flaccid cocaine dick in a champagne flute filled with mineral oil, ask me anything

I out my flaccid cocaine dick in a champagne flute filled with mineral oil, ask me anything

how much blow have you done today

why?

fucks wrong with you?

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Roughly 2 grams throughout the night of high quality coke

To prove the science experiment that mineral oil in a champagne flute refracts light and distorts tings, in this case, it makes things look bigger

nice, haven't done that myself in a long time. hope you have a great rest of your night

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Micropenis?

Really Faggot? Two Threads?

>Bazappo

It's shrivelled, don't do drugs brothers

First time for me, my science teacher at school showed me how to do it but I only just got around to trying it myself

OP just know one thing and that is to be a faggot

Were you drinking too?

Myself I’ve bent through a 12 pack and 1g of quality shit tonight so far.

Usually sit at just above average on flaccid, nothing impressive, just normal, after cocaine, it enters the realms of micro cock

>my science teacher showed me how to do it
Where did you go to school??

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>Usually sit at just above average on flaccid, nothing impressive, just normal, after cocaine, it enters the realms of micro cock


Timestamp proof of. Cocaine micro cock

No drink just a few shrooms and coke

Any requests for things to do to the coke cock?

Dubs wins

cut it off

I just sucked it in to a salad cream bottle

post video of your measly cumshot

A coke wank can last for hours, if I remember to get the camera out later I'll post a follow up thread

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literally cut your dick and balls off.
Pussy ass OP.

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Why would anyone ask you anything? Your motives are obvious and honorable.

Fellow mineral oil connoisseur, nice, did you have Mr Scott for science too?

Why the mineral oil?

It refracts light is a way that makes my dick look bigger, water also works but the effect isn't as pronounced

*light IN a way

experiment confirmed busted

Coke is wearing off, cock is slowly going back to normal

cut it off

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