*blocks your path*
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shan't
the scran
the gf
When was the last time you went out and socialised?
why make a thread so early?
last night i bond burgered your prime minister
sunday
>pickles
DROPPED
last night i spy sandwich'd your mummy
saturday
we're doing a pretty good job atm
we'll probably end up killing ourselves too though
haha lol
sunday
wednesday
i have that dress
why don't we write or talk like this any more? it's sad that we've lost the poetic nature of english and reduced it to just a plain transfer of information
"to throw himself in the water and endeavor to sink by preserving perfect stillness of the legs and feet"
vs
"the dog jumped in the water and stopped moving so he'd sink"
Just booze. Problem was I thought my mate was bringing some snow so when he didn't I went ape shit on alcohol which I really shouldn't have done considering I'd already drunk 8 cans and it was still early evening.
fedora bait
MIDDLESBROUGH
the first sentence is written like shit in any period of modern english
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bit nippy x
haven't got time for long flowery sentences lad, got traps to wank to
president toilet bog fart
cornetto
Last year
Study Mandarin
I hate Roarkes
Did and never had to use it 2bh
ni hao prease
fried nooder prease
stop insidiously invading my country
prefer clementines 2bh
does the time I begged this one guy I vaguely know to invite me to house flat party last saturday count?
i play the mandalin
went to a really nice barbershop today
very good
pointless fluff
Just woke up
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dont want to check my phone in case the proto-gf has messaged me
>slowly gaining muscle over several months without any bulking or cutting nonsense (i.e the healthy way)
>don't exercise for like 2 weeks
>lose 2 (two) whole kilograms
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LEICESTER
goal timeline would be sanders as yank president, mélenchon as french president and corbyn as britain leader
going round my mate's house to whip up a batch of cannabutter
smoked the herb for 5 years but never had edibles until now
you're using the nazi frog wrong
Mum's made spag bol
Need a fucking ginger gf right now
conference pear
>mum won't accept that i'm british
Whats that user? Speak up lad
ungrateful little runt
thank your mummy
mum still wants me to get a job
she needs to fuck off
Examine Tangerine
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*sniiiiiiiiiiif*
the gf lads
I fucking hate spag bol
love tits
love cock
hate feet
simple as
spag bol is great
she probably just does a shit job of it
>british flag
that says it all really
>british flag
>that says it all really
Rasheed
can't wait until corbyn puts you in a work camp you useless cunt
You better not like them on the same person.
people who hate spagbol should be put in a camp simple as
what's it to you?
what are you, some kinda trap-phobe?
>what's it to you?
Post toot
Love cultural Marxism
Love white genocide
Love modernism
Love mass immigration
Hate pints
labour party people came to my house today asking me to vote
told them i was voting conservo and they scurried away without even giving me a leaflet
gave me the inspiration i needed to start my spineless runt farm after seeing them in the wild
me on the right
dumb cunt
I was referring to how people aren't taught how to cook properly in this country.
I remember when I did cooking at school and all we did was a fruit salad
i think corbyn is based
Why do most of you worship Nigel Farage?
The unironically, literal, gf
我学习汉语
hi leftypol
he's actually based and if you disagree you fell for the media shilling and virtue signal pressure
nigel farage kiss israel's ass LOL
Not too fond of fedoraposting if I'm being completely honest with you.
*studies cantonese instead*
because i have a heart
>needs school to teach him how to cook
You're fucking subhuman garbage.
Why do working class people vote against their class interests?
haven't eaten in over 24 hours
pop down chippy or make spag bol? so fucking hungry
would have been better if the guy just started drinking instead of running indoors
Pack it up folks
do you think we'd exterminate cats if we found out that toxoplasma gondii was harmful
enjoyed these posts
Chippo
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I hear this is a terrible idea because your boss will make you go to China
youtube.com
here's why
It is harmful and we haven't
>voting for population replacement and mass immigration of unskilled workers is in the class interests of the working class
ahhhhh yes
corbyn is hated by jews and mossad, so he is based
call it whatever you want mate but what do I eat!???
tories don't represent the working class interest's but corbyn and opening borders to more immigration (dont know if thats factually true just got that from the posts on /brit/) is actually also threatening to the working class
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