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*blocks your path*

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shan't

the scran

the gf

When was the last time you went out and socialised?

why make a thread so early?

last night i bond burgered your prime minister

sunday

>pickles
DROPPED

last night i spy sandwich'd your mummy

saturday

we're doing a pretty good job atm
we'll probably end up killing ourselves too though

haha lol

sunday

wednesday

i have that dress

why don't we write or talk like this any more? it's sad that we've lost the poetic nature of english and reduced it to just a plain transfer of information

"to throw himself in the water and endeavor to sink by preserving perfect stillness of the legs and feet"
vs
"the dog jumped in the water and stopped moving so he'd sink"

Just booze. Problem was I thought my mate was bringing some snow so when he didn't I went ape shit on alcohol which I really shouldn't have done considering I'd already drunk 8 cans and it was still early evening.

fedora bait

MIDDLESBROUGH

the first sentence is written like shit in any period of modern english

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bit nippy x

haven't got time for long flowery sentences lad, got traps to wank to

president toilet bog fart

cornetto

Last year

Study Mandarin

I hate Roarkes

Did and never had to use it 2bh

ni hao prease
fried nooder prease

stop insidiously invading my country

prefer clementines 2bh

does the time I begged this one guy I vaguely know to invite me to house flat party last saturday count?

i play the mandalin

went to a really nice barbershop today

very good

pointless fluff

Just woke up

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dont want to check my phone in case the proto-gf has messaged me

>slowly gaining muscle over several months without any bulking or cutting nonsense (i.e the healthy way)
>don't exercise for like 2 weeks
>lose 2 (two) whole kilograms

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LEICESTER

goal timeline would be sanders as yank president, mélenchon as french president and corbyn as britain leader

going round my mate's house to whip up a batch of cannabutter

smoked the herb for 5 years but never had edibles until now

you're using the nazi frog wrong

Mum's made spag bol

Need a fucking ginger gf right now

conference pear

>mum won't accept that i'm british

Whats that user? Speak up lad

ungrateful little runt
thank your mummy

mum still wants me to get a job

she needs to fuck off

Examine Tangerine

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*sniiiiiiiiiiif*

the gf lads

I fucking hate spag bol

love tits
love cock
hate feet
simple as

spag bol is great
she probably just does a shit job of it
>british flag
that says it all really

>british flag
>that says it all really
Rasheed

can't wait until corbyn puts you in a work camp you useless cunt

You better not like them on the same person.

people who hate spagbol should be put in a camp simple as

what's it to you?

what are you, some kinda trap-phobe?

>what's it to you?

Post toot

Love cultural Marxism
Love white genocide
Love modernism
Love mass immigration
Hate pints

labour party people came to my house today asking me to vote
told them i was voting conservo and they scurried away without even giving me a leaflet
gave me the inspiration i needed to start my spineless runt farm after seeing them in the wild

me on the right

dumb cunt
I was referring to how people aren't taught how to cook properly in this country.
I remember when I did cooking at school and all we did was a fruit salad

i think corbyn is based

Why do most of you worship Nigel Farage?

The unironically, literal, gf

我学习汉语

hi leftypol

he's actually based and if you disagree you fell for the media shilling and virtue signal pressure

nigel farage kiss israel's ass LOL

Not too fond of fedoraposting if I'm being completely honest with you.

*studies cantonese instead*

because i have a heart

>needs school to teach him how to cook

You're fucking subhuman garbage.

Why do working class people vote against their class interests?

haven't eaten in over 24 hours
pop down chippy or make spag bol? so fucking hungry

would have been better if the guy just started drinking instead of running indoors

Pack it up folks

do you think we'd exterminate cats if we found out that toxoplasma gondii was harmful

enjoyed these posts

Chippo

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I hear this is a terrible idea because your boss will make you go to China

youtube.com/watch?v=zbVTVYUjxsU

here's why

It is harmful and we haven't

>voting for population replacement and mass immigration of unskilled workers is in the class interests of the working class
ahhhhh yes

corbyn is hated by jews and mossad, so he is based

call it whatever you want mate but what do I eat!???

tories don't represent the working class interest's but corbyn and opening borders to more immigration (dont know if thats factually true just got that from the posts on /brit/) is actually also threatening to the working class

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