Be me

>Be me
>Have cute wife who is 23 but looks like shes 13 at most.
>wifes phone breaks, give her old phone I still have from 4 years ago.
>Be playing vidya later
>Wife walks in, super upset looking.
>whatswrong?.jpeg
>she hands me phone
>look down at phone
>see old text from years ago between me and my buddy about how the main thing I love about my at that time GF is she looks almost like a child and I can pretend.
>tfw you know shit just went totally fubar.
>wife says I'm a sick fuck and she dos enot even know what to do now.
>shes locked herself in our room to think things over.

/b what the fuck do I do? I completely forgot about that fucking text, and it was one of the last things I sent before getting a new phone so it was right fucking there at the top of the text log for her to find. Fuuuuuck, how to I convince her everything is ok? Like, yes I originally liked her because she looked so young and it was the closest I could legally get but this woman is legit the love of my fucking life. I never even had much luck with girls before her and used to think I would be forever alone, If she leaves me I might as well just fucking go play on a chinese interstate.

Just say sorry

Tell her that you’re a fucked up person, but that you haven’t done anything to a child and you couldn’t ever bring yourself to do anything like that.

Tell her that this was then but now you love her for beeing the woanders she is, old enough to have your babies, especially a little Daughter that you will raise to replace her when old enough.

Pics of wife

You could just say you were being a jackass and making a dumb joke, that you don't really think that, and explain how much she means to you. That's about all you really can do. You're probably fucked
>lol

There is no remedy. Maybe you shouldn't have been so damn stupid as to give away VERY personal information about yourself.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself

Do this

I tried to say sorry, but she is not even talking to me until she calms down.

I'm a terrible liar, if I try to tell her that shit shes gonna know and then get even more mad i'm trying to lie my way out of it.

This. Play it off as a dumb joke you were making with the friend at the time.

Don't be faggot, say sorry nao

(OP)
dont leave her and say ' sorry my bad'

Well wince you already said sorry it seems too lqte to try to play it off as a joke or saying that your asshole friend stole your phone and typed thqt. Best thing to do is what some other user said, say that was a long time ago and since then yoube learned to love her for who she is, then list off a few of her personality traits and there you go.

>Prove it tho, post pics

Is this Blue guy?

Ya, you see I would post pics but this being /b were gonna go with no.

post a pic of your cute wife

mine is an ugly ogre man

Here, you can't really see her face to well in this photo, so I suppose its ok.

kek

is it true? is that what you find attractive about her?

>log

She looks older in the face, but nice body. Same reason why I like short, flat chested girls, you know there are plenty of weirdos like you.

flat chested, short, and blonde
yep
>ur a pedo

Don't like about it. If she's really worthy of being the love of your life, keep your cool and tell her how to feel unabashed and confidently.
>Worst case scenario
Just kill the bitch if you really want to keep your secret under wraps that badly.
>But
Everyone has sexual perversions they're embarrassed about. So it really shouldn't even be a big deal.

I'm just so terrified of loosing her right now.

Tell her it was a totally stupid guy thing that you didn't even mean. You were just being a douche and trying to make your friend think you were cool.

Hey man if I don't word this right I mean no disrespect to you

Man if you play that shit right Within 72 hours every time she thinks about it she'll be soaking fucking wet period. Or you'll be getting a divorce

Update
>hear door open
>go look
>she dose not say anything and just fucking goes right out the front door
>watch her drive away.

fucking hell.

That's normal, user. But use that fear to drive you into being a better person for her, and that means honesty. Only through our genuine emotions and trusting one another can we hope to truly be happy, I'm sure she's felt the same way about you, user.

Seriously do this

Bitch looks well over her 30's

haha good job user
now go molest some kids like the faggot you are

Should have beaten her now your fucked

Chase her down user, prove your worth. Make sure you have something to say that's meaningful and not empty lies. Time to drop those balls.

another Update
>hear car pull up
>look up and wait anxiously
>she walks back in
>walks up, sets one of two taco bell bags down in front of me.
>asks me "user do you really love me?"
>tell her I do, more then I can even put into words.
>she nods says she still needs to think and then goes back into our room and closes the door.

Mate where did you find my grandmother pictures?

Are you a pedo or you just like teens as old as 13?

lol tell her to grow up! LOL get it?! you fuckin pedo lol

Flowers help user.

hahahah very funny, sod off troll.

Just break up with her.

update again
>she comes out of room
>she takes off her clothes and leaves panties on
>she asks me if this looks like the body of a younger person
>i say no
>she says if I really loved her, reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

Go away faggot

Post nudes don't be an ass

fuck off

Kek nt

Real update
>wife came out of our room
>came and sat down next to me on the sofa
>several minutes of silence
>as her if we are ok
>she says "user, I stand by what I said earlier, you are a sick fuck. That being said, after thinking it over, it changes nothing and I still love you."
>relief.jpeg

So seems like this all turned out ok. Scared the shit out of me.

reply

hmm

exactly this..tell her that

No, they don't, so don't listen to that. Don't even try buying your way out of this, user. Just talk to her and be upfront about your feelings. Try to work things out by being honest, for starters. About what? Who knows. Maybe about how much you love her and how that text doesn't mean anything in comparison to how much she means to you now.
Make her feel like she can trust you.

cancer

Relief? shouldn't you, like, still talk to her? Not by making excuses or anything, but telling her how she feels about the whole thing in detail and just be upfront about the fact that she's the love of your life and what happened 4 years ago doesn't mean a thing when compared to what you guys are NOW.

WIN BITCOINS BY HELPING THsIS user

Roll

fugg you

Oh, I do plan to talk to her more about all this. I'm just happy she has calmed down and if not about to file for divorce.

Yeah, I don't know what exactly you wrote in that text or how old you are, but depending on those, just telling her it is or used to be sort of your kink to do it with a girl younger than you, might work.

Just don't molest real children, pls.

It was just locker room banter between guys not meant for the public and you are deeply sorry and you greatly respect women and have always greatly respected women, bigly, and have given them many opportunities to succeed on merit and they are wonderful people who have done great things.

don't apologize or take the retarded advice that you are "different" now. that will sure as shit get you split up. the only option you have is to play it off as a stupid joke. blame your buddy for always joking that you were robbing the cradle. don't tell her you have an actual problem, numbnuts

God damn nigger how many chromosomes is this bitch missing? Mongo's got a forehead like the screen at a drive in movie theater.

buy her a new doll

wanna shut the fuck up about my wife mate? I mean, that's honestly not the most flattering picture of her, but even in it shes still beautiful.

Defend your marriage like you're defending her or some shit.
Don't buy her stuff like flowers or chocolates or anything to distract her, though. That shit just eats at your relationship in the long run.

ITT: we ask Mongo about her forehead

can we get a full face pic

You fucked up, i'm happy for her that she found this out now.

calm down, it's not his fault that you married a hideous freak

>13 at most
do you assume all short old people are 13?

tell her your buddy called you a pedo because you were going out with a flat-chested-tit-less wonder, and that you embraced it because you loved her for who she is, short and tit-less and all. Whatever you do don't admit anything and don't ever say you are sorry. buy her a Barbie and tell her to get over it.

Oh you

Lelz

why do people get married to women that would freak out at figuring out any flaw in their partner

really picking bottom of the barrel for yourself where you cant even express your true feelings about her without her potentially leaving you, work toward a better life my man

ffs don't give her time to think. women can't think. you have to make her believe it was a fucking sick joke between guys.

Go back in time and wipe your phone before selling or giving it away like someone who isn't an idiot

What she is telling me now is that it caught her off guard and the big reason it upset her is because Its something about myself I was hiding from her.

yeah i always post on Sup Forums while having heartfelt conversations with my child-bride

Kek

I'm not talking to her at this very moment, she went to sleep. That was last thing she said. I'm sure the conversation will continue in the morning.

so i guess no make-up sex then? yeah, she's definitely not over it. this will be hanging over your relationship for a long time, son.

she is scared that OP might rape their future infant daughter

Let me humor you, this was an interesting tale.
Although the pedo is messed up.

May be true, but if we manage to work through it then I don;t car ehow long it takes. I'm worried I know why she might still be upset though, I know she wan't kids, and I'm afraid now she might be thinking she can't trust me around children.

woops, replied to the wrong post there.