ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / WEIRD FETISHES / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / WEIRD FETISHES / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC

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I've helped 3 past gfs to record dogs licking their vag, and it was hot as fuck

bumps

sold vids of cumming on daughter to several mates at work

I raped a catholic girl I was dating when I was 16. She left me, but tried to get back when she found out I got her pregnant

Dubs. also how old was she?

i know u expect younger but 16, still is

woah woah.. 33 twice
Any ways, how much?

How did this all start? Have you ever fucked her?

Iblie all the time for the (yous). I rarely get any.

Bro that's fucking gross.

A sixteen year old girl is a decade past her prime

30 bucks per vid
no. i am using sleeping pills on her than recording this. everything gets cleaned up and back in place. as long as i dont fuck up and cross the line, i can do this as long as i want
there, i know what u all think here lol

I have a GF. We are mutual friends with this cute 20 year old who is very pretty and cute. Lately we've been hanging out and I've been getting the feeling that we shared a mutual attraction.

Last night I told her that I wanted to kiss her but she wasn't into the idea - lol. I love my GF and don't want to cheat on her but I felt so insanely attracted to this other girl and so sure of our attraction that I took a risk and totally failed. I'm not sure if she's going to tell my GF or not. I don't think so, but yeah obviously if she does it's fucked. Pretty sad...I spent all day hoping she would call or text me saying she changed her mind.

: ' (

I've been talking to a couple of 16 year olds in the hopes of getting them alone and using their tight holes. I've been making progress.

I'm 30+

I want to find a cute trap so I can suck them off. I don't care how gay that is.

>Be me, 22
>I have a girlfriend since 1,5 years.
>We love each other, live together and it's serious.
>When I first met her parents I immediately felt at ease and she also has a younger sister.

>Within the span of visiting maybe 3 or 4 times it was very obvious to me, but also to my girlfriend and her parents that her sister was into me.
>A cute, good looking girl, braces and very energetic and happy but she was 13 at the time.

>Whenever we visit she jumps on the couch next to me and basically begins rambling about a lot of rambling things, her cheeks turn red etc.

>My girlfriend thinks it's cute, and also the way I'm handling it.
>I basically tell my girlfriend: "Alright, I'm gonna spend some time with my girl now" etc. in a jokingly manner.

>I secretly really like the attention and just her mannerisms of being very cheerful, smiley and energetic like teens of her age (now 14) can be.

>She usually sits close to me with her feet under my legs, I can tell even that is very exciting to her and she sometimes puts her legs on my lap etc.

>Whenever we are alone for a moment I like to give her a big hug, held her hand before and stroking her fingers a bit and things like that knowing that's what she'll be thinking about for a long time while still innocent and not much of a problem when caught doing it.

>Also got her this bracelet with a heart on it for her birthday, things like that to keep things the way they are.

>I'm not in love with her or anything, it's just that typical behaviour of a teen girl in love I really like, which will probably disappear in a few years.
>There isn't anything to notice from my side either, except that I get on well with my girlfriends sister.

I work next to a donut store and I eat their day old donuts directly out of the trash every day when they throw them away

I want to record my GF with some kind of hidden camera ( I don't know how to do it since I'm kinda scared of her noticing it )

Then I'd love to share the video with someone and jerk together

I'm fucking my best mates girl behind his back. Tightest pussy ever like its under developed? She can't take it to much and says I'm heaps bigger then him. Am I going to stretch her pussy to much that he will know hahahaha hope so

>Secrets
I enjoy hurting myself from time to time, although I'm too much of a pansy to go full on and actually injure myself
>Confessions
Everyday I wish to be replaced by someone, since I'm too much of a lazy piece of shit to do everyone a solid and changing for the better/killing myself
>Weird fetishes
I enjoy happiness in porn, although, for how fake it always looks, I go to hentai for moments when I want that
>Retarded Opinions
I feel that a majority of people really like to hide under their respective group to make their failures a fault of society and their success a reason to celebrate. People accomplish many things daily, if we are gonna celebrate x for doing y just because it is hard for x, then we might aswell celebrate when z does y. Either we have everyone in high standards or no one in high standards.

0/10 brool story co

Do you have any pics, proof of this?

What if I wanted to buy one of these videos?

I have a wedgie fetish.

yes
we can arrange that, if interested

The Stockholm murders never happened.

How do we make it happen?

since it will be online pay, using bitcoins?

Never mind, I don't want to get into the bitcoin market for one purchase of unknown quality

Wishing a dudes wife would cheat and let me hit it just once her husband cheats on her all the time

it can be several purchases i have several vids.
also it does not have to be unknown.....i tend to show people what they are buying

win bitcoins now

WIN FREE MONEY U FUCKING FAGGOTS

JUST HELP THIS POOR user

Every time i post in one of these threads i'm just making shit up

prove it

I met this woman online and she had a husband. She was in my state for a business trip/holiday with her children. She had a nice multi room hotel and her husband was flying in the next day. We flirted, sent each other pics and I went over at like 1am in the morning since her hotel was 10 minutes from me and I fucked her in their spare room while her kids were asleep in another room. Was such a turn on fucking someone who was cheating.

Earth is flat

what kind of proof, post

closet bifag here, id love to fuck one of my nephews. never will though

>be 21
>goo goo ga ga, rheinbejorkenflip jeihung fyntun pupleforkelkantz
>when you've got it, you've got it
>get to Big Shantz Mountain, Colorado population 2500
>find the local paperboy
>take his lunch money
>use it to buy shares in Slim Jim
>buy Shit's Hill Community Landfill
>dedicate it to daddy

not here..... mai mel here
>[email protected]

I'll do you one better - [email protected]

/thread

I constantly fall in love with females who live so fucking far from me. But even then I continue to flirt with every other female I know to satisfy everything that I'm missing in life.

Whether one female provides nudes when the others don't

Or Comfort

Or laughs

Or Gamer type females

Etc

>17
>drive a station wagon, pull disposable razors on my P.E. teacher, sell counterfeit bike locks, be the veritable fucking boss
>go to Fuchenstein, Pennsylvania
>meet Hungarian-Indochinese qt
>drink too much hand sanitizer, down 2 pounds of pork respectively
>burn down a Quizzno's
>Marvin Gaye wrote songs about this

>SHARE YOUR SECRETS
I began to dating with my teacher. We are the same age, she was married but was going to divorce. But since she lived with him and his parents, we always had to hide. We have never even had sex


>WEIRD FETISHES
I love making cunnilingus

>CONFESSIONS
1) I've never done cunnilingus, lol. Honestly, I had sex only one time in my life and that I bought. I'm already 27 years old, lol
2) I want to get a car crash into a pole. Hidden Suicide

Just check my dodectuples, fucker

I was raped at a petrol station by a firehose

Well if your driving is as good as your English people won't notice the suicide at all

>Well if your driving is as good as your English
Oh, you noticed my weird English

>be 16
>wear tiny shoes, beat the recess monkey, ride horses on city property
>take a stroll down to Gallialuccianofantobreze Community Park located in Chinese, Louisiana

shit is on
f6faq434

for xmas i took my 9yo niece shopping and bought her quite a few things from victorias secret. she picked them out and i paid for them no questions asked.

Do you know who I am?!? I'm a majority shareholder in Fuckbag O'Shaughnessy's Toilet Bowl Grill!

STOP POSTING IN EVERY ONE OF THESE FUCKING THREADS

and when the shower/niece guy gets here fuck that guy too

I'M A MAJORITY SHAREHOLDER!! I'M A MAN OF RESPECT AROUND HEEH! PEOPLE IN DIS NEIGHBAHOOD KNOW MEE!!!

lol y u mad? cranky babby needs a nappy-nap

I once drove a car to a friend's house.

I actually think Hillary would have made a good president

HEY! YOU DON' TAKE DAT TONE WIT ME!

>be 16 have gf same age
>go to grandpa farm
>hide in barn to fuck
>go into the horse stall to hide
>start fuck
>horse dick get hard mfw
>tell her to grab it
>she actually did it
>its hot and she love it and move her hand up down jerking motion
>mfw fucked her while she was holding the horse dick
>when we finish the reality sets in
>awkward af for a hour
>then we laughed our ass off in the car ride back home

I did the same thing but it was in the nigger barn. The post blowing guilt was too bad so we hung the nigger from a tree.

I had the chance to buy 40 bitcoins in 2013 but I thought they'd be worthless or crash or were a troll so I ended up passing...In todays cash it would of been $588,800. I hate myself.

stfu youre not even my real dad, u cant tell me what to do!!

Tomorrow they will only be worth 35c so its not all bad.

>be 28
>emigrate to Tacos Andersonian, Maryland
>welcome to the boomtown
>open up an Vietnamese leather market
>Deh money starts rolling in
>purchase heavily used Hyundai Fuktran convertible
>fuck everybody, Pantsy Boy is back in the saddle

let's see

YEH LUCKY!

Here's your (yous).
Because yous iblie

pass?

Lurker bump

Lurker bump

In high school I was in detention and I was the only one there the teacher supervising was like 9/10 big tits, small waist, blonde hair. She had to leave to go do an errand but she left her coffee on the desk. I pictured her bent over the desk and blew my load into her coffee and stirred it with my finger. Ten mins later she came back and drank the lot.

Pic related, looks like her (shes a bit older tho)

Lol. Future serial killer or sex offender here.

44x37

>future

I have never felt more close to someone than Monika from doki doki literature club, who isn't even real

So, this one would probably ruin my social life if it got out. I'm currently seeing my best friend's girlfriend behind his back.
>be me
>know this one girl as my friend's girlfriend for the last 2 or so years
>her and i have been friends the whole time, and actually regularly would just hang out one on one, but never did anything outside of what we would do with other friends
>occasionally, she would get a little physical
>last year (my and the girl's senior year, friend had already graduated the year before) her and i would hang out at lunch, she'd usually try to hold my hand or have her arm around mine when we walk around
>i never really thought anything of it for the most part, considering i figured she just did it to be friendly or whatever
>for context here, i am a cyborg, not so socially inept to be a robot, but definitely not a normie either, so i usually cant take hints that girls like me
>there was also this one night where we were at a different friend's house working on a project or something, and she sat in my lap pretty much all night
>just as before, i figured she just wanted to be comfy, and didnt really pay it any mind
>i didnt end up talking to her much after graduation, but recently we ended up talking again after my friend (her bf)'s birthday party, where i got blackout drunk and fell asleep with my head in her lap
>her and i kept more in contact after that night for whatever reason, maybe it was something i said when i was drunk, i dont really remember much about that night
>we still didnt really do anything after that until her birthday party rolled around
>her bf left sometime during the night because he had work or something the next morning
>eventually, the only people left were me, her, and a few other people who were more or less blackout drunk
>there are 2 living rooms in her house, one couple had one room, and one of our drunk friends ended up passing out in her bed
>her and i went to the other living room
cont.

>be me
>wife hasn't let me touch her or myself since election night
>she's mad Hillary lost
>I voted for Bernie and that pissed her off too
>says she's going to her boyfriend's house
>I put my foot down and demand to play with her feet for 5 minutes
>she says fine
>I do it for 5 and a half minutes
>then she leaves to see him
>AlphaMale.jpg

The time I was finally alpha. Sometimes boys, you just have to put your foot down. Women love Alphas

Pic related of my monster

You love getting your friend's come all ober your dick. And good friend you are, fucking scum.

Go on

Fucking inspiration to us all, user!

You are alpha as fuck.

kill yourself

Dude fuck off and get a life.

>I purposely mixed hepatitis c riddled blood into the spaghetti sauce pan when substituting as a high school cafeteria cook.

i grew up in an abusive household, got bullied hard in school, bullied again in my second primary school, bullied less at highschool but still bullied. after school my workplace abused my trust and nearly killed me and the abuse from my dad got worse (attacking me with a hot clothes iron and shit like that) until he flipped out at me one day when we were moving and i went back to the old house to get my belt. i blocked the driveway because it was easier for me to walk in that park properly and it was a 10s stop, he lost his shit because he turned up and couldnt get in and got so worked up he gave himself a double stroke. things have been better since that but im emotionally fucked, i have no idea how to be myself, can't make friends let alone get a girlfriend and im scared i'm going to live a life of loneliness and solitude. got no idea on how to let my walls down and allow others to emotionally support me, they ask me to tell them my problems when they see im upset but no words come out so i just shake my head.

i know deep down i can make myself better but idk how and im scared ill never find out

>be me 1973
>go to vietnam to fight for homeland
>war is over
>vietnam cucked to shit everyone poor
>i have a lot of military money
>go to some village in the jungle
>buy all girls in village
>make a nice camp for them like your own village
>care for them well
>they all love me
>life of puss
>breed them, introduce a few outsiders
>educate them
>invite corperations to set up factories for a low price(which goes into my pocket)
>all for a couple of grand
>train boy into soldiers
>own military coop
>life is good

You are just jealous of him. I bet your wife doesn't even let you lick the cum out of her pussy after letting 5 black guys fuck her all night in your bed.
Go back to voting for trump you beta male with your faithful wife.

Kys faggot

>we ended up chilling on the couch for a bit, we had both sobered up a bit, so being drunk isn't an excuse there
>after a while, i kind of instinctively wrapped my arm around her, it was fucking cold and her and i were a little more than comfortable together
>eventually, we went from sitting up to laying down together
>i was really unsure of how to handle the situation, and my heart was racing, and since her head was rested on my chest, i'm sure she noticed
>i noticed her heart was racing too
>now, i was still very conflicted, because on one hand, she's my best friend's girlfriend
>on the other hand, i know they haven't had the best relationship, and something that i forgot to mention before is that my friend was going to be leaving for the navy, and they had said that they would break up for sure when he leaves
>her and i just laid there, holding each other, both too scared to make a move
>i was content, though, considering that at the time i was a KV loser and this is the most female contact i've ever really had
>i never slept that night, between a mix of being too nervous and wanting to stay awake to be able to feel happy for once
>she eventually woke up, and we just kind of stayed there for a while until her alarm went off, she had somewhere she had to be later that day
>the other people who stayed the night there were getting up, too, and at least two of them saw us like that
>fortunately, none of them have told anyone, and have no intention to do so
>after i went home, i just passed out in my bed and woke up to a few missed messages
>i had about 3 of them from the girl
>they were more or less casual messages, and it seemed like we were going to pretend like that night never happened
cont.

I put books over me when i sleep to hug them
Feels kinda "Fresh"

I try my best. I put my pants on one leg at a time like everybody else. My wife thinks I'm HUGE! She even gave my wiener a nickname; "the eraser".

Question; how do you guys even compete with me?

You too, kill yourself. You know you want to.

my gf taught my 10yo niece how to shave her pussy

How bout you make a reply that doesnt take 20 minutes u fag

This guy gets it. Amen brother. All of these Trumptards are just jealous of the opportunities my wife allows me after she's done fucking other men

but then they'd win

They already have.

nope

pedophilia. I like adults as well but I guess not enough to have a relationship. but having someone to share stuff would be nice. and I think I'm bisexual.
there's not much i can do about those things so I don't think too much about it