Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

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What's the meaning of your meaningless life user ?

Shoot up a school and you'll be a legend.

When are you going to invite your girlfriend over for christmas dinner? Your bother invited his.

Beer.

Isn't that usually done by ... you know ... students?

How was your senior year in high school OP?

Ironically, the guy on the picture has the same long horse face that I have.

I am not American, so I have no idea when the senior years is / how old people are then.

What's your worst history tryna get laid ?

You will never know how lucky you are mate women are a trap !!!

sup bro im in my 30's and haven't got laid since i was a teen.
what do you think of this date i went on?
finally after a few years probably the first time i talked a girl into going on a date with me so we meet up. i found out she wasn't wearing any panties so i called off the date early and wouldn't go out on another one with her.
what kind of girl is too poor to afford panties? like why would anyone want to date a girl that is that poor?

There are no outstanding story or situations in that regard. I had some cringeworthy friend zone stories in my early 20s and lot of situations were I talked to a girl and speared out. I had a data which ended after like 15 minutes because I had no idea what so say.

>There are no outstanding story or situations in that regard. I had some cringeworthy friend zone stories in my early 20s and lot of situations were I talked to a girl and speared out. I had a data which ended after like 15 minutes because I had no idea what so say.
Shish I know that. Bad environment for you, not socially ready to compete with other males + anxiety.
Women smells that shit even if they're stupid.
How are you shaped user ?

Minor kek.

>women are a trap !!!

and traps are gay!

I was a neet back then one of us had to have our shit together

>Shish I know that. Bad environment for you, not socially ready to compete with other males + anxiety.

It's not even anxiety. Even right now, when I am totally relaxed, I have still no idea what I should have said.

>How are you shaped user ?

Climber body which is not very visually aesthetic.

Have you no urge to get laid and if you do why not a hooker or holiday in SEA? You broke right?

I have an urge to get laid. But I am opposed to most forms of prostitution vis-a-vis trafficking, and too poor for a good escort or SEA.

I addition, its not so much about the sex but also about the relationships.

Just say anything doesnt matter. Count the minutes a woman is talking to you and make it clear for her she isnt talking to you for free. Give her a hint that she must pay with sex when she talks to you shes wasting your time.

>tfw 22 year old virgin
>But OP inspired me to want to eat healthy and exercise to impress women so I don't end up like him
Thanks OP, if I were in your position I'd probably off myself, but there's still hope. My uncle found a wife in his 40s, he's bald too, so you might have a chance somehow. You're still young enough to get married ASAP and have a kid if you can get your shit together.

How do you feel when you hear about 14-16 year old kids fucking?

OP here. If I have two things going for me, it's that I eat healthy and exercise. You better try become more social apt to not end up like me.

Aroused!

Jk. Good for the I guess.

you know escorts are a thing right?

takes more than a good physique to get women. honestly ive found charisma is the best trait overall. i know plenty of guys who are in shit shape but still pull in decent women. an autist with a six pack belly and glutes for day is still an autist.

user i think you are lying. Any 34yo virgin would hate women by now and just hate everything related to relationships others have and you havent. Its just human nature but i think you are just bored and started a bait thread. Prove me wrong

You're already halfway there, now you just gotta learn to be social. Heck, even go the degenerate route and go on Tinder to hit random thots.

You know escorts cost money right?

>an autist with a six pack belly and glutes for day is still an autist.

That's me.

I might be an autistic retarded but I am neither autistic, nor retarded enough to blame other people for my shortcomings.

I'm 34 as well annon, not a virgin but lost it later at 24 cause 'religion.' But after that I went though about 19 girls and had a lot of fun before getting married.

How many children fit in your anus

How do you learn the shit? I wish I could say I lived under a rock or was home schooled or in a coma during my youth, but I had a completely average youth similar to my peers. And yet, they developed socially and I didn't.

How strong are your wizard powers?

Define children.

So you blame yourself for not get laid? Maybe thats the problem after all. Women reject you because you the mr.nice guy

I'm the Mr. autistic boy.

money can be obtained in exchange for providing goods and or services to others. for example, the prostitute mushed her self on the lonely 34 year old virgin in exchange for $500.

Given that I am currently making less than 10k per year, that's a shitload of money.

You doing it wrong niceguy. You must conquer women. Intimidate or yet make her fear of "saying no". A woman is just a structure of living flesh with animal instincts adapted to modern society with or with no education. Thats all and you are just the mammal or any animal who fights off other males and use that female for your urges. But because yoire human you do it all in a civilized manner.

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Have you considered getting a girlfriend to kiss and make sweet love down by the fire with?

So what you are saying is: rape!

I'd say just get used to being around others and stop caring about what they think of you. It does a bit to help your self esteem and confidence knowing that other people are just like you, and with that you'll naturally be more social. That's just my hypothesis, anyway.

did you started to care about being a virgin more or less over the years

im nearly 20 and i never felt a touch of a woman but it doesn't really bother me at the end of the day

How?

What do you look like
Show us a picture user

yeah women tend to be put off by poverty.

It bothered me since I was 14 and my first peers started to have sex.

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last year of your high school

Won't show face. But this photo is pretty close when it comes to face (except that I have shorter hair and that I am physically unable to smile without looking like a retard).

Usually it's achieved through successfully courting a female.

Yeah, if I would be able to do that, the thread wouldn't exist.

>34 year old kissless virgin
The Alt-right has a place for you! Come join your turbovirgin brothers and place the blame for your sad life where it really belongs - on niggers and jews!!

Have you any manners libtard?

No dude.

Well let's be honest here, you're perfectly able to do it but you're just not willing to due to your social shortcomings.

What do you suggest? I put myself out there, I approached hundreds of girls in my life. I just wasn't successful.

Have you considered sucking dick?
Even though it's gay, you'd still technically lose your virginity

Not gay. Maybe a 1 on the Kinsey scale.

why dont you kill yourself? Or do a mass shooting?

I am leaving the thread now, there is no help for you

Try foreign women. A bit of language barrier can hide the insecurity and autism that drive off local women.

I suggest befriending some good, respectable women, you'll eventually find one you get along with really well.
Nurture the relationship until it grows, take it to the next level.
This is an easy full proof method that men have been using for generations to get married and make babies.

what's stopping you from getting a prostitute?
did you talk about it with a therapist?
how strong is your sex drive - like for example how frequently do you jerk off

I lived abroad for some time, so every woman was a foreign woman.

I hope you are kidding.

I mean, if you're not into doing grown-up things then may I suggest purchasing a toy?

>what's stopping you from getting a prostitute?

see >did you talk about it with a therapist?

Not about virginity or sex specifically. More about my inability to connect to people.

>how strong is your sex drive - like for example how frequently do you jerk off

Twice a week on average.

Let's take your suggestion seriously: how do I get female friends or friends in general?

prostitutes want my money.
my money is only to buy my computer hardware.

Well most people have a certain amount of charisma achieved through character developing events in their life.
But if you've missed out on those, I suggest a bit of study in social psychology and learn the great art of conversation, learn how to read body language.
Make small talk with complete strangers in real life to help get rid of any social awkwardness and you should be off to a good start.
Learn to be genuine, empathetic, and relate to people.

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You ever thought it'd be a good idea to use tinder perhaps????

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Been using it for two years. Don't have the face for it though.

Well, I guess I will do that.

I think it would be worth a shot, you'll have to let me know how it goes.
At the very least, your social life should improve tremendously.

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Where did you get these Alice pics user?

I made 'em, decided I wanted a reaction folder of Alice rather than an assortment of random pictures.

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dont listen to anything on Sup Forums they are fags and queers who want you to suicide.

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Nice try soy boy.

ITT: faggots

he could do so much better

he'll be bald in 6 years

OP here. Are you serious? I think she is way out of his league. I would die for a woman like this.

I'd beg to differ, the guys with hot chicks are thugs on welfare and always broke as fuck

She's ugly as fuck man are you kidding

stop making everything about a womans hole

people arent gonna think less of you because of not inserting into a fishy hole.

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I have a gf and actually prefer to fap

I think she is well above average. Much better than everything I ever went for.

People don't think anything about me. I care because I care.

How tall are you? This will be the determining factor

180 cm. 72 kg.

Oh you're a lanklet, I'm short and stocky and get girls easily because of my muscles

35, got ya beat by a year. Never tried, couldn't give less of a fuck

What videos games u play?