If you had to and you'd get a billion dollars what non-human animal would you marry...

If you had to and you'd get a billion dollars what non-human animal would you marry? You'd have to take her places and live in the same house but you don't have to make love to her. You can't marry anyone else and she has to live at least seven years.

A dog, it would be like nothing changed.

A cat. And she and I would have an open marriage. Or maybe a black girl.

You'd have to take her to restaurants and movies though.

Dolphin

Do feminists count as non-human?

I think a huge deer would be best.

Tortoise, winter hibernating and not nagging me about drinking and money etc... Pfffft married life, also at restaurants she can have a nice cheap salad

Why the fuck would you want to be stuck with one of those for seven years at least?

Don't feed them iceberg lettuce though. It's bad for them. Kale and shredded carrots now and again

A cat girl

Picky ass women... bah

What’s with all the stipulations. Havent taken a girl to the movies since I was 15. They have these companies now that offer all the movies you can think of from the comfort of your living room. 3D.

Y not

>Waterbear

On walks then. Something outdoors otherwise the Sun crashes into the earth.

Some sort of single-celled organism. That way no one would no, nor would it make any difference. There are billions living on/in the human body anyway, so nothing would change apart from a piece of paper would exist somewhere saying I'm married.

Found the Jap

I’d rather watch that shit happen tbh

>Or maybe a black girl.

The only thing that fits on ur penis

I hope she leaves you

Bump

Yes but look at the suction on the lips and thicc body

>he wouldn't get some hulking monstrosity that loves him unconditionally

A mermaid

Bast, the Egyptian cat goddess.
Hell, I'd bone her for a few million.

>tfw no mare gf

A turtle. It'll live plenty long and enjoy her tank while I have various mistresses over. I'd get a mobile tank of sorts and bring her out places no problem.

that would not qualify as an animal yet

>JRHNBR

>not needing a stepladder

I don't want a marelet

What shit are you on OP? Maybe a cat since they're cool anyway or a fly or someshit so that burden could die quick (or something super tiny)

Similar to this, I'd get a goldfish or a hamster. She could watch me fuck other chicks through her bowl, and would live like, a year. After that, I'd use the story that I was a widower to get all kinds of sympathy ass.

>she has to live at least seven years