The reason I didn't use Archive? So you can see libtards come out of the woodwork and swarm the comments section with their "progressive" attitudes. It's full of wonderfully tolerant stuff like this:
>I am grossly disappointed in you for this essay, Mr. Kristof. You have spent so much time in troubled places seemingly calling out misogyny and bigotry. And yet here you are, scolding and shaming progressives for not mindlessly accepting patriarchy, misogyny, complementarianism, and hateful, hateful bigotry against the LGBTQ community into the academy....
>You would not believe the conservative b s some of my college English students spew. I just failed a "research" paper in which a student claimed same sex parents are more likely to harm their children and that homosexuality spreads disease. What am I supposed to do with students like this? He is not the first one to drop my jaw....
>Is intolerance necessarily a bad thing? As a liberal, I'm intolerant of many things such as human trafficking, racism, sexism, homophobia and anti-feminism. So I too, confess to being intolerant and am not ashamed of it....
Please refer to that paper by its proper title: "The Jew Snake Crimes"
Levi James
Is that Hillary's bush or some shit?
How are all the spiders crammed in there?
Owen Howard
Liberalism does work because the type of people who are liberals are the type of people who literally cant make it in this world without other peoples money
Ryder Gonzalez
...
Kevin Garcia
Why would anyone do that to a spider nest?
Levi Long
Daddy Long Legs actually, which are not technically spiders. They ball up like that when they are cold, and for mating,
Jack Lee
So they disrupted an orgy? Good. Spider degeneracy has to be stopped.
Colton Taylor
>which are not technically spiders yeah they are you fucking moron kek
Nicholas Gomez
>failed a students research paper because it hurt her/his/xis fee-fees
Who is this shitty professor?
Jacob Hernandez
>Is intolerance necessarily a bad thing? As a liberal, I'm intolerant of many things such as human trafficking, racism, sexism, homophobia and anti-feminism. So I too, confess to being intolerant and am not ashamed of it....
This, next time you speak with an angry liberal or SJW, just remember about this.
Liberals are as much hateful as your average neo-nazi or muslim, but since the frankfurt schoold did a good job brainwashing them out of traditionnal values (which are simply based on a long history of issues with the groups disliked) they needed to find another another target to hate but in the frame of political correctness... So they choose to hate the white men, the nuclear family, the heterosexual, etc...
The liberals are not more moral than us, they just chose an easy way to spout hate on a group that will not imply repercussions, in fact they even think that this hate make them good people because it is basically virtue signaling, the "holier than thou"/feelsgood mindset. In fact they are just cowards.
Liam Fisher
Because they're not a faggot.
William Kelly
>complementarianism
literally what
Anthony Kelly
Spiders have a body divided into two parts, and Daddy Long Legs have only one. All spiders are arachnids, but not all arachnids are spiders.
Julian Long
As they say, it's easier to make a Republican accept gay marriage than advocate Republican agenda among liberals.
Jacob Cox
Almost certainly an assistant professor, I.e. someone who gets paid peanuts to TA intro classes.
Xavier Diaz
You could have stopped him.
Asher Morgan
>human trafficking why can't they just call it what it is, slavery? Oh, right - because that would ruin the narrative that de ebil white man de only slabery eber
Wyatt Clark
No, you conservative cunts have too much of a fucking free ride as it is. A couple hundred thousand of you fuckers being shot up w high octane, govt-approved HIV would be... whats the phrase...
>a good start
David Perry
you forgot to check for the leaf
James Sanchez
For all those who don't want to give clicks to the jew york times: archive.is/a5a4u
Josiah Gray
It's true, in fact the camel spider is an arachnid, but it's not a spider at all. Spiders produce silk and venom, while camel "spiders" do not, and also have jaws and chew their food, while spiders do not.
We only fear the unknown until it is no longer unknown.
Daniel Wood
>I just failed a "research" paper in which a student claimed same sex parents are more likely to harm their children and that homosexuality spreads disease.
do tolerant and open minded
Jonathan Green
>The truth has a liberal slant
Elijah Bell
men and women have certain predestined roles which complement eachother
father makes the money, mother raises the kids
Jeremiah Cooper
>Human trafficking (and the result of it, slavery) are on the same level as "racism" "sexism", and not thinking we should pander to gays and special snowflakes to these people
The only way this shit will resolved is through war.
Robert Sullivan
>we progressives hate ourselves
Wyatt Nelson
Not necessary in this case.
Adrian Morris
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Kayden Sullivan
You're retarded, m8
Ethan Brown
if this kid used sources and placed them in the footnotes or endnotes, this teacher is a total cunt
Brandon Allen
Isn't that required for a research paper?
Isaiah Morgan
should be, it was for mine
Mason Rivera
Makes me wonder if the student addressed the opposing (muh feels) argument. Personally, If this happened to me I'd be livid. Any time I write a paper with an unpopular opinion, I always make sure it's perfect. So if I got failed for the side I argued, I'd dig into the grader for being unprofessional, anti-intellectual, and generally stupid.
>Ideas so self-evidently true, we'll ruin your life if you don't agree
Colton Gray
kek, what a joke. that comment reeks of "look how smart I am"
Robert Baker
>homosexuality spreads disease Unprotected sex spreads diseases. Homos just happen to have a lot of unprotected sex. One could write an interesting paper about how gay men basically ignore every precaution about sex because they know they can't get pregnant. However, with the attitude that this asshole has you could only parrot his opinions back to him.
>I'm intolerant of many things such as human trafficking, racism, sexism, homophobia and anti-feminism. This sad, pathetic argument where he lists some of worst things out there in order to justify his hatred of garden variety conservatives is the crux of liberal intolerance. This asshole basically thinks that anyone who disagrees with him is evil.
To make matters worse, he is a college professor and people will be looking up to him as some kind intellectual superior. Meanwhile in reality he's just an insecure bigot and is going to turn his students into the insecure bigots as well. They will graduate colleges as brainless idiots who can't think critically and don't even really know what they believe. They'll just parrot whatever stupid shit their professors told them.
The end result of this are just mindless zealots no different than the religious right. This dumb asshole seriously misses the point of questioning everything. If what you believe is correct then you really won't have a problem with it being scrutinized and if what you believe is wrong then you shouldn't be believing it.
Either way it's a positive process and this stupid asshole wants to get rid of it because he's triggered by some stupid shit his students occasionally write.
Hudson Torres
The irony is that the progressive tolerance movement based completely on "groundless beliefs".
Levi Sanchez
May or may not need one of those.
Noah Sanchez
This is the Neo-liberal begging his friends to tell their children to cut out the white privilege and trigger warnings.
They think they'll be fucked if that becomes mainstream.
Cooper Gonzalez
If they're so secure in beliefs and are so certain that they're correct...why do they flip out whenever anyone has an opposing view?
Michael Reed
>Daddy Long Legs
Why would you call them that?
Are you even human?
Matthew Murphy
Daddy long legs are spiders, as the have both a thorax and abdomen.
Elijah Cox
>That traditional male domination and misogyny are the answers to society's prayers ? i read this in a comment and thought about it for a second. of course christianity doesn't enforce either of these, and then it dawned upon me... unless you include "no sex before marriage" and "no homosexual bestial phedophile orgies" as putting a stranglehold on women everywhere and brewing humongous misoginy, and then it dawned upon me... they literally think these two things are the epitome of misoginy and male domination, wew fucking lad
Oliver White
Because nobody knows what opiliones are, Jurgen.
Robert Jones
I'm triggered by the OP gif
Matthew Collins
My aunt is a nurse and she hates kids that are in college and coming out of college because they are more focused on having a safe space than learning how to save lives in a hospital
Easton James
Not if it agrees with a liberal professor
Levi Gomez
Because they've convinced themselves that their ideas are objectively morally righteous so the only way someone could possibly disagree is because they are evil.
Jaxon Thompson
>pic
I don't know if that beautiful thing is practical or not, but I approve nonetheless.
Parker Watson
Why? What do you call them? I think everyone west of the Mississippi calls them Daddy Long Legs.
Justin Nelson
>teacher fails student for writing a conservative research essay Shit like this pisses me off. Liberals have too much control in schools. I was going to write a research paper about the immigration crisis in Europe but I knew that my classmates would despise me and my teacher would be extra sure to take points off if I did.
Gabriel Watson
Read this.
Bentley Anderson
No matter what you do in life, there will always be someone who doesn't like you. So which can you live with: be a likable liar, or being honest and hated.
Austin Wood
Everyone east of the mississippi does too
Luis Torres
and east.
Landon Thomas
sorry, but I had to
Charles Morgan
Spiders don't have a thorax
Andrew Jenkins
Everyone here calls them that too
Wyatt Peterson
Most of the NYT comments seem to to think that the right is still full of hillbilly bible thumpers. They are going to be in for a huge surprise on the day of the rope.
William Ortiz
believe this Australian, he knows what hes talking about
Levi Campbell
speak when you're spoken to nigger
Ryder Richardson
What do the abos call t hem?
Gabriel Watson
Kek
Benjamin Cooper
or we can ensure repercussions
Austin Thomas
What do you call Daddy Long Legs in your country?
Adam Morales
No idea. They never bothered to invent a written language.
Robert Gray
food
Landon Foster
I always called them Grand Daddy Long Legs.
David Perez
>You would not believe the conservative b s some of my college English students spew. I just failed a "research" paper in which a student claimed same sex parents are more likely to harm their children and that homosexuality spreads disease. What am I supposed to do with students like this? He is not the first one to drop my jaw....
If I were the student and could back up my paper with a few facts, I would sue the living shit of this fucker.
Noah Fisher
There's a lot of articles like this popping up. A lot of them are similar, but 2016 seems to be the year things are breaking apart. I think a few rogue leftists are realizing that they're going to lose literally everything if they don't compromise and learn how to actually get conservatives on their side.
The majority won't have it, though. They learned everything they know from Daily Show. If they lose, the right will pummel them in the ground as revenge. If they win, Islam will kill them all and establish anti-leftist theocracies.
The Left is dead.
Parker Garcia
Fuck you, day of the rope pussy.
Why dont you man up and
>#NameTheDay
pussy?
Jaxon Perry
>a scorpion is also a spider! I'M CEREAL ON THIS GUYS
Canadian education.
Jace Myers
>As a liberal, I'm intolerant of many things such as human trafficking, racism, sexism, homophobia and anti-feminism.*
*only when done by a white man
Jaxson Hill
...
Joshua Roberts
Here is a picture of a daddy long legs. It is a spider. However the name "daddy long legs" is also used to refer to two other athropods. The crane fly, which is an insect, and the harvestman, which is an arachnid but not a spider.
Jacob Ramirez
This is a harvestman
It is also referred to as a "daddy long legs".
It is an arachnid, but not a spider.
Caleb Lewis
>cellar spider >amerigan daddy long legs
Aiden Brooks
This a cranefly
Also apparently called a "daddy long legs", although I usually refer to them as "giant mosquito looking bastard"
Easton Russell
That is not a Daddy Long Legs. You can clearly see that its body is divided at its 'waist' into two parts. a head and an abdomen which, along with having eight legs makes it a spider.
A Daddy Long Legs has eight legs but the head and abdomen are fused into one body part, which excludes it from being a spider.
Jaxon Adams
The guy wrote an article in response to the comments being intolerant. The comments to the response is just people doubling down.
Camden Williams
Over here that's what we know as "daddy long legs"
Jace Gutierrez
Reading the comments, its amazing how so called ‘open minded’ liberals are stereotyping conservatives as science denying bible thumpers.
Others cherrypicking the point about a conservative prof being akin to a gay person in the 50s. ‘Well that point is problematic; therefore I will refute the entire article’. Open minded…
However, we should remember that the commenters are the vocal minority it’s very positive that this article exists at all. I’m not sure this article could’ve existed as recent as last year.
It’s a sign (perhaps a hope) that things are starting to normalize.
Robert Ramirez
never seen that before that's a dady long leg we call those mosquito eaters
Josiah James
People who study spiders have a hard time finding Pholcus spp. in the 'wild'. They are very common world-wide (as are their webs) in houses however.
Ayden King
> I’m not sure this article could’ve existed as recent as last year. >It’s a sign (perhaps a hope) that things are starting to normalize.
Trump is bringing balance to the force
Ryan White
Well over we call "cellar spiders", daddy long legs. I've never heard them called cellar spiders. Maybe because cellars/basements are virtually non-existent here.
Andrew Torres
...
Liam Baker
topkek, apparently comics didn't used to be as cucked as they are now
Ryan Hall
I wonder if it's possible for the bullets to collide with one another mid-flight. I mean, it's not like the explosions are perfectly uniform. They're not all going to fly out perfectly parallel to the rest, are they?
Easton Reyes
>I just failed a "research" paper in which a student claimed same sex parents are more likely to harm their children and that homosexuality spreads disease.
She should be fired for this.
Ethan Rogers
Been off Sup Forums for awhile. I keep seeing this "leaf" phrase. What's it about anyway? Short explaination if necessary
Charles Hill
Leaf refers to Canadians. Because their flag has a leaf on it. And that's pretty damn sad.
Gabriel Gray
Got it. Just hadn't seen it in the past. I got ya.
Julian Smith
This is in direct response to the debacle at DePaul the other day. The left is shitting their pants now that their veneer of righteousness has been peeled away and they have been revealed as the goose-stepping thugs they are.
No, Milo is not necessarily the catalyst for all of this, but his is representative of the attitudes that are beginning to pervade the spheres of academia, governance, and the private world. That is, that people are sick of this leftist shit and the cultism it is breeding. Once people actually learned that leftists were toothless paper tigers, and actually saw people survive and thrive under their persecution, the jig was up and the world because to unite against them.
Yes, you old lefties, shit your pants in fear.
John Young
lol. you must respect and honor the mighty maple tree, giver of shade and syrup.
Liam Ramirez
NYT itself isn't always that bad. their reader-base is far worse. half educated leftwing idiots believing they know better and are more intelligent than anybody else.
