Be me

>be me
>19yo femanon
>in a physics lab with qt lab partner
>he asks me if i want to hang out in lunch
>holy shit, is a date
>we go to starbucks and then forever 21
>he asks me which dress i like best
>i point out a nice pastel green one
>"what size are you user?"
>holy shit, is buying me a gift
>"um i normally wear 10/12"
>"right so my gf is probably 6ish then?"
>he buys the dress and thanks me for helping him
>mfw

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

it's not funny

Lady friendzone

I shit you not, the same thing happened to me about 10 years ago, except it was Abercrombie and I was the guy buying for my gf.

Yes it is. It's fucking hilarious.

Maybe next time, USE YOUR DAMN WORDS INSTEAD OF JUST ASSUMING. HAAAHAHA

This if Crazy Fucking Funny. This made my day. schadenfreude, you can suck it ya whale!

you fucking loser

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Fuck you must be ugly. Was he at least flirty?

T H O T D E S T R O Y E D

>be me
>19yo femanon

op whats the guys name I wanna buy him a beer

>to hang out in lunch
>holy shit, is a date
pick one, faggotess

>>"right so my gf is probably 6ish then?"
MODS!!! Pedo

hahaha youtube.com/watch?v=AFCxHmtHTGU

tits with timestamp or gtfo

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nice fucking blog ugly bitch, no one cares. your normie tier problems mean nothing here.
you sound like someone who should post on 9gag about their first world problems

tits + timestamp or gtfo

I'm sorry to hear that sweetheart. If you want we could talk and get to know each other, I'd treat you good and buy you cute clothes. If you wanna continue this convo emal me [email protected]

Look forward to talking to u

Sorry, dear femanon.

>be me in college
>never noticed how this chubby cutie gazed at me
>never noticed how much she tried to talk with me
>phone alarm tells me I need to buy a gift for my gf
>lazily ask that college mate to hang out
>didn't notice her joyful eyes
>offer her a shitty coffee because I always pay in advance for services
>take her to some large shop
>ask her which kind of dress she'd enjoy
>(should've asked which dress she could wear without ripping, but whatever)
>she almost shouts "yay!"
>"right, so my gf is probably 6ish then?"
>she smiles but something tells me she's not anymore in her mood
>thank her for the dress hint, without even noticing she's trying not to cry
>too busy thinking I spent $27.95 when I wasn't willing to waste more than $20, damn fucking birthdays
>tell her "see ya tomorrow" and go back my fucking way

fast forward fourteen years later

>remember that chubbycutie in college
>she was always playful and happy when around me
>maybe she would have gladly dated me if I only took the time to talk to her five minutes
>only once we were alone, that time I had to buy a fucking dress for my fucking then-gf whose name I can't even remember
>and yet I clearly remember the name of the cutie, her hairstyle, her voice, her giggling
>google for her
>wtfuckinfuck
>she's still as cute as in college times
>and married with two daughters and living in a large house
>and a higher wage than mine
>mfw

>enforcing rules he doesn't even understand.

Fuck off newfag

oops forgot to add my pic...i'm the one in the center !!!!!!1!!

>telling other people they don't understand things
Hows Christmas break going so far, kiddo?

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not that hard to understand

femanon ∴ tits or gtfo

> ∴
that's freemasonry

Kek

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yeah, yeah it is

Op was 9 then you Pervert. Mods!

nice dubs
but idk user
hope your talking to multiple dudes like the average girl does and dont let this loser get to you
youll be good

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FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUBZ COPYCAT

You got that pic from me nigger
The "post pix you never have the opportunity to do so" thread

Lmfaooooo

Bull fucking shit.

This never happens to females. Ever.

Where the fuck is the world going? This is fucking bullshit.

no i made it myself

So true

that gif is from fucking ygs isnt it?

keke mother fucker.

Yes, you did, my bad

>Cutie
>Chubby
No

STOP LYING!
Im the femanon who came up with it, misogynist
pig!

it happens.
I did the same.
and realized it fourteen years later

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Naw, just chubbies are never cute. Its a fact of life.

this is a meme no less than the "fat girls never have sex"

>mfw no virgin fattie to date me

>Actual newfag telling people what they don't understand
ok faggot.

OP here.
I eventually stopped crying.
Thanks for your support

>Naw, just chubbies are never cute. Its a fact of life.
thats one hell of a meme

fattie i knew from way back in high school had a kid. unless she stole it, she definitely rode some dicc.

Why do you keep making these threads?

Because from time to time I need some psychological support.

Oh shit,
He let a fine nerdy vagina get away.
Post tits

Hows it feel to be on the other end? You dumb bitch.

Butthurt savagely in the past fellow faggot (?)

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That's fucking hilarious

Truly nice tits.

You know now why that happened ay?

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