It's not a brown recluse I know that much

It's not a brown recluse I know that much...

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Looks like a wolf spider

It's a spider you fuckwit

That one conceivable could actually be one.

That's a giant spinner. Very odd shape.

Typical brown house spider. Escort him to your patio for maximum brospider

It's a rare australian tree frog

whatever it is, it's going to die

OP here, I'm not killing it.
I eat what I kill
Spidy doesn't seem tasty

>be OP
>ask Sup Forums instead of looking up on interweb like a normal fucking human
>relying on group of virgin morons to help identify spider
>spider escapes
>spider returns and destroys entire family while OP is still reading replies to dumbass thread
>spider creeps up behind OP and slits his throat with spider blade
>"could've just looked me up on the interweb you dumb fuck"
>spider serial killer is born

Ittsy bittsy

I've done it many times user.

its a cockroach with 8 long legs

hehe... cock

this right here
wolf spider

Fucking camel,spider!

Ok just shoot it then. Nothing will be left to eat.

why does it matter just throw a shoe at it

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A camel spider female class. Be careful OP! Very poisonous and its primary weapon are to death fangs with the ability to storm your compartment and secondarily hide and infiltrate your bedroom crawling out at night through heat sensors while youre unaware to setup lethal injection from over your head directly injected in your brain with extrahardened spiderloid hollowfang. OP you gotta do something also where a female camel spiderweapon is there are hundreds of male camel spiders but they are cucked and deemed harmless

this. set it outside even if it is freezing cold. that is the law of nature.

domu fucking eat the ants and other bugs u kill everytime u walk

ffs

eat it alive already

I have my phd in arachnology, and I'm the dean of the world renound Department of Arachnological Studies at Berkeley's College of Zoology.

What You have here is a variation of Theridiidae Latodecus. It's rarely found outside of the most remote areas of Zambia,
but has become moree common as Zambian avacados have become more popular in the West. They are more commonly referred to as "African Flesh Breaders" which, as you can guess, has led to this species being much maligned and mis-understood. They are truly
peaceful and harmless if left alone. If
you find one in your home, just move leaving your furniture and other belongings, and probablly any pets, behind, and you'll be fine. Don't provoke them by continuing to reside there or they will lay eggs under your skin and cover you in an acidic and extremely poisonous webbing.

Wolf spider. They're fucking awesome. So damned intimidating looking I love them.

Fpbp
I thought it was a lot bigger than it was

if you werent bullshitting then you'd know its latrodecus, not latodecus, and those are black widows, not this thing. nigger.

> Wolf spiders are awesome
I generally agree. We had a couple of really warm years where they grew to almost double their normal size and started actually biting people. Not poisonous, but a little painful and annoying (like horse flies)

So professor, how long have you been waiting around on Sup Forums in hopes that somebody would ask a spider related question?

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>dean of the world renound Department of Arachnological Studies at Berkeley's College of Zoology

>Did you have a stroke while writing this?
someone post the greentext to match this.

>nothing personnel

Fuck off newfag, this is Sup Forums
Do some research on th actual board before yu post asswipe.
P.s. I'm german, but calling me black and thimking it's an insult un the year 2017 just confirms that you're a basement dwelling sloth.

thats a wolf juvi

what? You don't believe me? I have pics of myself i an antifa riot could post.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=q_SDO2qyRoY

I can confirm. Amateur entomologist here.

yes THIS is what the african flesh
breeder evolves into if it has unfettered access to livestock. Thank you user.

Wolf spider

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now this is definitely going to die, fuck spiders

Be careful how you catch Wolf Spiders. They are fast as fuck.
I had one drop on my head (it was about the size of my hand as I was trying to sleep, and spent 5 minutes chasing that fucker down.

youtu.be/hvrdZZnQlDA

>interdasting.jpg

hehe...roach

My team has been monitoring all of the most popular image boards for signs of an african flesh breeder outbreak in the west. Being from Berkeley, our main goal is to ensure that these peaceful creatures are not threatened by the evil savagery of humanity. Why just last year, we learned of a hospital's intention to destroy what they referred to as an "infestation" that had sprung up in their maternity nursery. luckily, we were able to obtain a legal injunction and not only were they unable to destroy the spiders, but they were rewuired to leave the existing host babies in place, and they're restrained from closing the nursery to new infants. Currently, we're working on an order restraining pregnant women in the area from changing their maternity plans to avoid the hospital for the good of the community, this species, and the environment as a whole. I'm waiting for (OP) to provide more details regarding his whereabuts so we can dispatch a team of lawyers to assist.

wernicke's aphrasia also sounds like this when a person talks

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